Howard the Duck

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2010

    Yay! Hollywood is Remaking Bad Movies!

    ​The movie industry is finally coming around to my way of thinking and remaking stinkers! I always thought it was absurd that classic films are continually remade as part of Hollywood's dearth-of-imagination routine. They were already great the first time! Why go at it again? It's cinematic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 8, 2009

    From the Crap Archives: "Fantastic Films" Magazine

    Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. He does this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Fantastic Films magazine Date: December, 1980 Discovered at: Antique Mall The Cover Promises: Much more ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2008

    Hollywood's Lost Its Mind Again With My Fair Lady Remake

    Variety recently reported that a remake of My Fair Lady will very likely be made with Keira Knightley as the screeching Cockney flowergirl turned bitter yet finely accessorized lady. Will the result be loverly? I wouldn't count on it! How many times do producers have to be reminded that it's not GOO ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2008

    Forty Movies Worth Seeing Before Sex and the City Comes Out!

    As a raging film queen who will gladly suck in anything on celluloid from Greed to Norbit, I love a book that celebrates underappreciated films while providing tips on how to fill all those lonely nights without suggesting you give Sweet Smell of Success an 100th go-round. John DiLeo's "Screen Sav ... More >>

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