I Know What You Did Last Summer

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2012

    10 Food Product Mascots That Give Us Nightmares

    10. Little Debbie -- You ought to have the face of an angel, Little Debbie; instead your visage is wrinkly and witchy. You are your own grandmother, and you're wearing her clothes, too: plaid shirt with collar that lies perfectly flat and strange white straw hat trimmed in sky blue.

  • Dining

    April 3, 2001
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    March 21, 2000
  • Columns

    July 13, 1999

    NY Mirror

    Mr. Mayor, you are so cute, the way you continually fuck with my schedule!