Jack Bauer

Stun Gun Found on Plane Headed For New Jersey

​The FBI is looking into a stun gun found on a JetBlue flight from Boston to Newark, New Jersey, but a spokesman says it probably wasn't for a terrorist attack. That seems obvious considering it was found only after the plane was emptied, as the crew was cleaning and pulled it from a seat-back ... More >>

Fox-Time Warner War Heads to Inevitable, Customer-Gouging Conclusion

​You may have seen ads in the papers and on TV -- one in the form of a ransom note -- warning you that Fox TV may go off the air, and that it's either Fox's fault or carrier Time Warner's, depending on who is paying for the advertising. Fox wants the cable company to pay a "retransmission co ... More >>

Introducing Heide Hatry, William Lamson, and Carrie Moyer

Three New York City artists you probably don't know, but should

Emmy Nominees Include The Family Guy, Ernest Borgnine; Jon & Kate Snubbed

Emmy-nominated The Family Guy featuring Emmy-nominated Seth MacFarlane. For us the joy of the Emmy Nominations, announced this morning, is in the less-well-known categories. We see that there are only two shows, for instance, up for Outstanding Children's Nonfiction Program: Grandpa, Do You Know ... More >>

Fun For the Paranoid: Homeland Security TV

That uncle of yours who drinks Jim Beam neat, doesn't get out much, and watches the History Channel obsessively while cleaning his guns will be interested in the new Homeland Security Television Channel, "world's first online, on-demand television network dedicated to homeland security and global de ... More >>

Rightbloggers Pee Their Pants Over 4/27 -- Never Forget!

Everyone's still pissed off about that government flyover in New York today; even the Mayor is bitching about it. We still think it was a top-secret mission on which the fate of the free world depended, about which our heroic leader, for national security reasons, cannot inform us, and that it show ... More >>

"24" in New York: A Preview

We hear that the next season of "24" will be set in New York City. It seems a natural: the City never sleeps, Jack Bauer never sleeps; loyalties are constantly shifting; death and corruption are everywhere. It will certainly make the commute easier for Janeane Garofalo. And New York will make a ni ... More >>

From The Crap Archives: Recipes From Old Cape Girardeau

Your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Recipes From Old Cape Girardeau Author: Historical Association of Greater Cape Girardeau, MO
 Date: 1977 ... More >>

Live: El-P Really Isn't All That Irritating

'I Trust You to Kill Me'

VH-1's Rock Honors: A Running Diary

'The Wild'

Imagine Bugs Bunny on Acid

Ever Want to Feel More Like Kiefer Sutherland?

Macho Geeks of the World, Unite!

New Yorkers Whack Everyone; Ulcer-Inducing Puzzles

Bumper-to-Bumper Autocide; Wrestling in High Heels

Film

Play Ball With the Beasties or Go Smarty-Pants With a Stripper-Agent

'Playboy' Goes Naked, But 'Wario Ware' Touched Us the Right Way

Paranoia will destroy you: The never ending anxiety of 24