Meet the original Madison Avenue man
Aussie hunk Chris Hemsworth, 28, has played chesty roles in Star Trek and Thor and he has a million more large-scale movies coming out, but the main things you need to know about him are: *His brother Liam is dating Miley Cyrus.
I recently posted a YouTube video of clips showing who dubbed the singing voices for various screen icons so they could sound as hot as they looked. It was eye- and ear-opening, a vastly entertaining glimpse into Hollywood magic-making that you cineastes adored. Well, by popular demand, the person ... More >>
I once got a call from a TV producer doing a biographical show about the cartoonishly appealing blond starlet Jayne Mansfield, who tragically died in a 1967 car crash. I was thrilled to come aboard as a commentator, having loved Jayne's campy film appearances, as well as her record album of Shakesp ... More >>
EsquireAnd why shouldn't she? They're big, glandular whoopie cushions of delight. Finally, a woman with the orbs to make you dizzy and the ovaries to flaunt them in public on a regular basis. Could she be the new Jayne Mansfield?
"He was Jayne Mansfield meets Godzilla." "He wanted me to eat with him all the time." "He was a pothead!" "How would you feel about kissing a 300-pound transvestite?" "It's his actual turd."
Tashlin's eye-popping '50s artifacts pile on gags like live-action Looney Tunes
Or, How We Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the 'Burbs
A history of celebrity sex tapes, real and fake, from Joan Crawford to Paris Hilton
Arnold Rides In With His Own Brand of Machine
Plundering the Image Bank With Cattelan and Feldmann
Dismissed Dancers May Finally Get Their Day in Court
Pamela Anderson Lee in drag? Now that she's gotten her breasts reduced, she can be much more convincing as a man (though perhaps not a man from Chelsea).