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Owen Wilson's Return to Glory: Marley & Me

Marley & Me, the most popular film in America over the holiday weekend, is an odd take on the contemporary family movie--and not only because Owen Wilson has more chemistry with man's best friend than with co-star Jennifer Aniston. Based on a bestselling nonfiction book (subtitled Life and Love wi ... More >>

Jennifer Aniston Rejects Playboy "Offer"

In a publicity bonus for both parties, it is reported that Jennifer Aniston has turned down Playboy, which allegedly offered her $4 million to do a photo spread. Entertainmentwise further informs us that Playboy offered a performance bonus of $10 million. Aniston has managed to gain attention over ... More >>

Liveblogging the Academy Oscar Awards! Part II!

8:30 pm. Hmmm, Laurence of Arabia with a Cugat beat... pretty stage, more "intimate" than usual as promised, but a bit flat -- Oh no Hugh Jackman is doing a Billy Crystal. No, Hugh, you're too good for this. And we mean that literally. It's like watching Pavarotti play Jackie Gleason. At last, a g ... More >>

No rage and lots of bull in Meg Ryan's Erin Brockovich act

8:30 pm. Hmmm, Laurence of Arabia with a Cugat beat... pretty stage, more "intimate" than usual as promised, but a bit flat -- Oh no Hugh Jackman is doing a Billy Crystal. No, Hugh, you're too good for this. And we mean that literally. It's like watching Pavarotti play Jackie Gleason. At last, a g ... More >>

Ass-Baring Parties Conquer Nightlife!

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Prole Playing

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Book 'Em

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Fake It So Real

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Horoscope

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Hungry Hearts

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Unnatural Selection

Evaluating a Movie Lover's Chances of Survival at a Topsy-Turvy Sundance

Gods and Sea Monsters

They Call Me Bruce

Star Trek

Shopping With Reese and Beyoncé

Courtship as Obstacle Course: Ben Stiller Flirts With Disaster Again

Shopping With Reese and Beyoncé

Harvey and Bob Divorce From Disney With Infidelity Thriller

Shopping With Reese and Beyoncé

Marley & Me Is Beethoven with Less Shedding

Shopping With Reese and Beyoncé

The War at Home

Real-life lovers untie the knot

For Love of Money

Rich and strange: Holofcener's wealth porn sitcom not particularly lovely or amazing

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Rich and strange: Holofcener's wealth porn sitcom not particularly lovely or amazing

Escape to Baja

Hang like a celebrity in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Let's Play Fuck-Marry-Slap Again!

Cpl. Scott M. Biscuiti Yep, it's time once more for pervy America's favorite pastime: Fuck-Marry-Slap (a delightfully watered down version of Fuck-Mary-Kill)! Here are the rules: I give you three celebrity names and you tell me which one of them you'd like to marry, which one you'd fuck, and which ... More >>

BET ON FRINGE

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Michelin Touts 'Famously Anonymous' Reviewers; Like Slow Food? Try Slow Money.

​The next Michelin guide for New York will have 18 new stars awarded to restaurants. An ad campaign for the new guide is touting its "famously anonymous" reviewers. [NY Times] Inspired by the Slow Food movement, some investors are following a Slow Money model, placing their assets into small ... More >>

Love Happens—A Male Weepie

​The next Michelin guide for New York will have 18 new stars awarded to restaurants. An ad campaign for the new guide is touting its "famously anonymous" reviewers. [NY Times] Inspired by the Slow Food movement, some investors are following a Slow Money model, placing their assets into small ... More >>

John Mayer: "My Dick Is Sort Of Like A White Supremacist"

Dude you mispelled "SVU"​Let it be known that John Mayer's candid-interview game is unstoppable right now. Hot on the heels of his bonkers TMI orgy of a Rolling Stone cover story ("The Joshua Tree of vaginas" and so forth) comes an in-depth chat with friend-of-SOTC Rob Tannenbaum for none oth ... More >>

Who's The Worst Actress in Movies?

via Wikipedia.org​We unanimously decided last week that the worst male actor is...a lot of people. But as the Oscars approach, who's the worst female movie star?

The Bounty Hunter of Mismatched Couple Clichés

via Wikipedia.org​We unanimously decided last week that the worst male actor is...a lot of people. But as the Oscars approach, who's the worst female movie star?

Debbie Reynolds Coming Back To Broadway?

​Yes, kids, Princess Leia's mother, Debbie Reynolds, is considering an offer to replace Angela Lansbury as Madame Armfeldt in the Broadway revival of A Little Night Music. Can the peppy, old-time movie star (and the original Jennifer Aniston, victim-wise) give good wheelchair action? Can she ... More >>

Jennifer Aniston on the Baby Food Diet; Child Farmworker Numbers Still High in the U.S.

​Arizona's new anti-immigration legislation has provoked boycotts of products from the state and concerns among hospitality operators. The city councils in Flagstaff and Tucson voted to sue the state over the law, which is sure to have a negative impact on tourism. [Nation's Restaurant News] ... More >>

High-Concept Meets Low Budget in Rom-Com TIMER

​Arizona's new anti-immigration legislation has provoked boycotts of products from the state and concerns among hospitality operators. The city councils in Flagstaff and Tucson voted to sue the state over the law, which is sure to have a negative impact on tourism. [Nation's Restaurant News] ... More >>

Hollywood Celebs Tell Japan to Stop Killing Their Friend the Dolphin

"Thank you, Woody."​The makers of the documentary film The Cove, which won an Academy Award, have now released a PSA starring such Hollywood celebrities as Jennifer Aniston, Ben Stiller, Woody Harrelson, and James Gandolfini. In English with Japanese subtitles, the PSA is meant to enlighten pe ... More >>

American Barbecue Goes Asian; Heinz Cuts the Salt

​Flavors used in the grilling traditions of Korea, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, and other Asian countries are becoming popular in American barbecue joints. [Wall Street Journal] Heinz ketchup is changing its 40-year-old recipe to lower the salt content. Fans of the original recipe fear the ch ... More >>

Presented Without Comment: Justin Bieber Collides With a Revolving Door

Ladies and gentlemen, the savior of the record industry, heartthrob to millions, and bearer of the most influential haircut since Jennifer Aniston's, meeting his match in a revolving sheet of glass. [@itsthereal]

Who's Your Favorite Funny Lady in Films?

​Today, that is. (Spare me votes for Carole Lombard). Your choices are:

The Myth of Lesbian Bed Death

Women in long-term relationships get it on as much as other couples—or not

The Faces of the Tan Tax's So-Called Reverse Racism: A Photo Gallery

​Don't you just get all riled up when politicians impose on the rights of our population's most discriminated demographic, Pale People? The Washington Post reports that, in fact, some people actually do. Cries of "reverse racism" are ringing in response to Obama's tax on cancer boxes because, ... More >>

'Baster' Gets a Makeover in The Switch

​Don't you just get all riled up when politicians impose on the rights of our population's most discriminated demographic, Pale People? The Washington Post reports that, in fact, some people actually do. Cries of "reverse racism" are ringing in response to Obama's tax on cancer boxes because, ... More >>

Sun Chips Make Noise; Food Mementos Abound

​Sun Chips may pride itself on being "green," but customers are not too happy about the new bags made out of biodegradable plant material instead of plastic, saying they're louder than a motorcycle revving or breaking glass. [Wall Street Journal] Food souvenirs are all the rage. Buying online ... More >>

10 Halloween Costumes You Should Really Avoid Wearing if You're Single and Female

​Dear Single Ladies, Halloween is a time to show your true inner beauty, your wisdom and intelligence, your creativity and strength of character. Remember, leaving something to the imagination is always preferred to letting it all hang out. Desperation smells a lot like fake tanner and cheap ... More >>

GENTLE GIANT

Who says robots can’t feel?

Just Go With It: Adam Sandler's Latest Hits and Misses in Equal Parts

Who says robots can’t feel?

The Eight Funniest Things I Said To Keith Olbermann

​As Keith Olbermann prepares to move to Current TV, let's reminisce about the naughty things I used to say to him on air--utterances that would make him simultaneously blush and egg me on. Here are the cutest/bawdiest:

In Defense of My Beloved Snooki: The Best Valentine's Date Ever

​Jersey Shore star Snooki has been voted by Yahoo users as the worst Valentine's date. The New York Daily News News reports that she "got 41 percent of votes in a poll of omg! Yahoo readers on the woman with whom they would least like to spend Valentine's Day." This is so wrong: Snooki would b ... More >>

Nicole Kidman Plays A Surgerized Woman With a Closeted Gay Husband!

​Is that a stretch?The always game Nicole Kidman -- who's Oscar nominated for Rabbit Hole -- appears in the new Adam Sandler/Jennifer Aniston comedy Just Go With It.And according to the Variety review, she shouldn't have just gone with it.

Oscars 2011: Live Blogging the Awards Show

Courtesy ABC​And now for the awards portion of the evening! Full disclosure: the three of us have seen only five of the Best Picture nominees. Not that it matters. So:

President Donald Trump In 2012

​Don't laugh. It could happen. After all California raisin, I mean California Reagan made it to the White House once, as I recall. And Trump tied for second place in a recent Wall Street Journal poll of Republican potentials, as Ms. Palin's jaw dropped to the lower tundra. That alone is pret ... More >>

White, Employed, Middle-Class Man's Lament: Horrible Bosses

​Don't laugh. It could happen. After all California raisin, I mean California Reagan made it to the White House once, as I recall. And Trump tied for second place in a recent Wall Street Journal poll of Republican potentials, as Ms. Palin's jaw dropped to the lower tundra. That alone is pret ... More >>

Hollywood's 10 Highest Paid Actresses

​According to forbes.com. (10) Meryl Streep $10 million per picture. What???? She should make that just for waking up. (9) Sandra Bullock $15 million. I bet she'd trade all that in for one normal man. (8) Cameron Diaz. $18 million. I guess there's something about Mary.

Angelina Admits To "Complete Emotional Breakdown"

​No, not out of residual guilt over Jennifer Aniston. And not over the pressure of mothering 350 kids and counting.