Jennifer Lopez

On The Red Carpet

Things I Learned Watching El Cantante

This Freaky Friday: TGI Variety! (And Not in the McGreevey Sense)

Fashion Week Update

Four Things Plaxico Burress Should Do, Like, Now

Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?

Butt mania sweeps the nation

Mexx & the City

Mexx and H&M Uptown; Eve at Macy's

Shape Shifter

How a Butt-Boosting Silicone Injector Got Busted

Spanish Class

How a Butt-Boosting Silicone Injector Got Busted

Sex and the Singles Girl

Pubescent Genie Tops Pop Chart; No New Zapp Remixes This Month

No Scrubs

Don't Want Your Money, Don't Want None of Your Time

Boiling Points

Don't Want Your Money, Don't Want None of Your Time

Bride for Your Sins

Don't Want Your Money, Don't Want None of Your Time

Hungry Heart

Don't Want Your Money, Don't Want None of Your Time

The Young, the Hot, and the Horny

Don't Want Your Money, Don't Want None of Your Time

Trading Spaces

Don't Want Your Money, Don't Want None of Your Time

Made in Manhattan

Flip Off the Ol' Block

Frill Seeking

Garters, Thongs, and Other Hot Topics

Carnival Ride

Spinning in Infinity

NY Mirror

Spinning in Infinity

Surveying the United States' Changing Cultural Landscape

Spinning in Infinity

Chinese Twist

Elmhurst diner specializes in arcane Korean-Chinese noodles

Horoscope

Elmhurst diner specializes in arcane Korean-Chinese noodles

The Mother and the Whore

Maternal affairs: Fonda smolders as soul-freezing witch; Huppert sluts it up on autopilot

Flow Charts

Akon's singer-who-awkwardly-raps routine was stolen and perfected by the ladies he covets

A Sale of Four Titties

​It was a big week for sex tapes, Carrie Prejean coming clean about her solo video done when she was a mere teen, for a boyfriend's delectation, and Jennifer Lopez managing to nab a temporary restraining order against her first husband's pesky attempts to market their honeymoon fooling-around ... More >>

F2K: The 50 Worst Songs of the '00s

Since this archive page mysteriously disappeared over at its original home, consider this your new bookmark/placeholder/friend on late, lonely nights. Confused? More here. ​It's super-cute to peruse decade-end lists and pretend to be enthusiastic about true artists like Arcade Fire, timeless m ... More >>

Post: Ray Kelly Dined With J-Lo on New Year's Eve

​Well, here's a celebrity pairing we didn't expect: the Post's Page Six says after her cat-suited performance on New Year's Rocking Eve, Jennifer Lopez had dinner with NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly. J-Lo's husband Marc Anthony was also in attendance, which slightly spoils it for us, but the Post ... More >>

A Bland Jennifer Lopez in The Back-up Plan

​Well, here's a celebrity pairing we didn't expect: the Post's Page Six says after her cat-suited performance on New Year's Rocking Eve, Jennifer Lopez had dinner with NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly. J-Lo's husband Marc Anthony was also in attendance, which slightly spoils it for us, but the Post ... More >>

Marc Anthony

​Well, here's a celebrity pairing we didn't expect: the Post's Page Six says after her cat-suited performance on New Year's Rocking Eve, Jennifer Lopez had dinner with NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly. J-Lo's husband Marc Anthony was also in attendance, which slightly spoils it for us, but the Post ... More >>

Thoughts on The American Idol Judges Shakeup

​ *Kara DioGuardi lacked the spark and unpredictability of Paula Abdul. You never felt she might nod off in the middle of the show--and that was a problem. *Ellen DeGerenes seemed similarly awkward about doling out singing advice--plus she knew less than Kara, since her only musical credit is ... More >>

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​ *Kara DioGuardi lacked the spark and unpredictability of Paula Abdul. You never felt she might nod off in the middle of the show--and that was a problem. *Ellen DeGerenes seemed similarly awkward about doling out singing advice--plus she knew less than Kara, since her only musical credit is ... More >>

If They're In It, Stay Home

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Hot Dog Sluts Now Here to Encourage Procrastination, Bemusement

​Some 23 hours ago, the Internet witnessed the birth of another meme that has absolutely no function besides that of making slightly prurient, food-oriented workday procrastination that much easier. It is called Hot Dog Sluts, and is comprised entirely of photos of celebrities, politicians, an ... More >>

American Idol Season 10: Steven Tyler's Sexy-Grandpa Thing Has Got To Stop

Guess which one of these people needs to stop kicking game to 16-year-olds. Credit: Michael Becker/FOX.​Woof. Oh boy. Here we go. Welcome to American Idol's post-overhaul end-times. This is what happens when the only interesting people on America's highest-rated TV show decide that they've ha ... More >>

We're Still Looking For a La Daily Musto College Intern

​Some great applicants have sashayed through these halls, but just like J. Lo and Steven Tyler, we want to be sure we make the absolutely perfect choice before fitting the tiara. We need a college student who'll intern for credit. Someone with an avid, almost unhealthy interest in gossip, ni ... More >>

American Idol Season 10, Los Angeles: How Do You Get To Work?

Stop grinning, bro. Photo by Michael Becker / FOX. ​The other night, a crippling snowstorm hit Chicago, way more crippling than the sad little Snowpocalypses you East Coast whiners are heroically enduring. It knocked out my cable, and no cable means no American Idol, since I'm not smart enough ... More >>

Obama's Super Bowl Party Sounds Like a Nightmare

​It sounds like President Barack Obama is going to have the worst Superbowl ever. His beloved Bears didn't make the cut for the big game so he said he's "remaining neutral." Watching a game and not rooting for either team? Who do you cheer for then, the Black Eyed Peas? His horrible situation ... More >>

J. Lo Is One Of the Most Irritating Hotel Guests on Earth

​That's according to the new book Concierge Confidential by Michael Fazio, who works in the biz. Says the tome: *Jennifer Lopez once kept a hotel massage therapist waiting for three hours while she had screaming arguments with her boyfriend at the time (Puffy).

American Idol, Season 10: A Few People We Like, A Lot Of People We Hate

At least Beatlesmania is over. Credit: Ray Mickshaw/FOX.​A quick word of advice: By all means, watch Still Bill, the new documentary about Bill Withers. It's great, and it's on Netflix Instant and everything. Just don't watch it immediately before watching American Idol. If you do, you'll find ... More >>

American Idol, Season 10: Separating The Nobodies From The Assholes

Our sources tell us this girl is "molten hot." Credit: Michael Becker/FOX.​Last night's show ended with a cliffhanger: We didn't know, as it faded out, whether Jennifer Lopez would be able to continue judging, or whether the strain of eliminating good kids was just too much. As the show return ... More >>

American Idol, Season 10, Final 13: Bodies Falling Everywhere

No time even to discuss that shirt. Credit: Frank Micelotta/FOX.​Two hours? Really, American Idol? You needed two hours for a results show? And you were still scrambling to finish it by the end? This show's results episodes are notoriously stretched-out marathons, where 30 seconds' worth of in ... More >>

"American Idol" Season 10: Ozzfest, Bleep-Outs, And The Persistence Of Will.I.Am

Michael Becker/FOX​About five minutes after Pia Toscano's shock elimination last week, rumors surfaced that she'd signed a big deal with Interscope. Now, a major label deal is pretty much what all these kids are competing for in the first place, and this is the first time I can ever remember a ... More >>

American Idol: It's Finally Over!

Michael Becker/FOX​A deeply frustrating season of American Idol is over now, having discovered exactly zero future stars, and last night we got the massive glitzathon finale, an annual event that reliably has little or nothing to do with the rest of the season. Scotty McCreery barely even look ... More >>

Will Spider-Man Fly This Time?

​The biggest theater story in decades--for all the wrong reasons--Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark suffered a pulverizing parade of delays, damages, and disses that made it the biggest punchline since Punky Brewster. But then they shut the whole thing down to perform emergency resuscitation on t ... More >>

What The Lineup For Clear Channel's iHeartRadio Music Festival Says About Radio Formats In 2011

Lady Gaga.​Today the radio behemoth Clear Channel announced a festival celebrating the relaunch of its online service iHeartRadio, which currently allows listeners to tune into the chain's terrestrial-radio outlets from all over the country (as well as about 150 digital-only stations) and whic ... More >>

Jennifer Lopez's Awful Choices Of Men, Ranked In Order Of Badness

​ Jennifer Lopez has good taste in music, as witnessed by her judging skills on American Idol, but when it comes to men, the woman is clueless! Marc Anthony was actually her best choice so far, judging by the way he helped get her career back on track and the fact that they stayed together so ... More >>

Radio Hits One: Reality TV Propels Aging Stars Back Into The Top 40

​ When I heard that Jennifer Lopez was leveraging her new position as an American Idol judge to launch her new single, premiering the video for "On The Floor" on one episode and performing the song on another, I rolled my eyes at what I thought was her hubris. It'd been less than two years sin ... More >>

Live-Blogging The 2011 American Music Awards: We Could Have Had It All (But Then Adele Had To Go Have A Vocal Cord Hemorrhage)

via ABCJustin Bieber at last year's American Music Awards.​Welcome to Sound of the City's liveblog of the 2011 American Music Awards, the annual salute to the most popular popular music that exists in the American wild this year. While Lady Gaga and Adele and Beyoncé are absent, this year's s ... More >>

The 11 Most Infuriating Songs Of 2011, No. 10: will.i.am Featuring Mick Jagger And Jennifer Lopez, "T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)"

​The Song: will.i.am feat. Mick Jagger and Jennifer Lopez, "T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)" The Crimes: Overhashtagging, sub-"Dancing In The Streets" incoherence from Jagger, using "feces" as a term of braggadocio. Sometimes I feel bad for the music industry, which has had a rough go of it these ... More >>