Jessica Alba

Scientology's Obsession With Hollywood Proving Costly In Its Time of Crisis

In 1955, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard announced "Project Celebrity," coming up with a list of Hollywood stars he wanted his followers to treat as "game" to hunt down for the church. And while Hubbard didn't succeed in bagging Danny Kaye, Sid Caesar, or Liberace (!), his organization did event ... More >>

Summer Movie Guide 2011

Superheroes, sequels, and TWO Conans! Summer has arrived.

Jessica Alba Gets Wacko in An Invisible Sign

'Sex and the City' Ladies Clean Up at Razzies

​Congratulations to the cast of Sex and the City 2 for winning a collective worst actress prize at the Razzies, the awards show that honors the worst in film. Now please stop ruining my favorite show. Other winners included Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Alba, for a bunch of movies that aren't re ... More >>

The Golden Razzie Awards Are Homophobic!

​They must be! After all, three of their picks for Worst Supporting Actress of the year happen to be huge gay icons. Cher is up for Burlesque

Little Fockers and the Franchise of Diminishing Returns

Wish You Were Here: Venice Film Festival Opens With "Mickey Rourke in a Tutu"

​The 67th Venice Film Festival, where I'm currently on jury duty (although not on the jury headed by Quentin Tarantino) opened majorly pop with Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky's warmly received and borderline risible follow-up to his 2008 Golden Lion winner The Wrestler. Although a generic horr ... More >>

When Not LOL-Funny, Machete Is Downright Dull

Why Mexicans Hate Soccer

The American version of fútbol, that is

The Killer Inside Me Escapes

Jim Thompson's pulp masterpiece loses its void onscreen

Just How Inane Was This Weekend in Washington D.C.? Unbelievably So!

Political Powerhouses Jessica Simpson and Jimmy Fallon​No one with any sense of perspective believes that Real America -- most of the nation, fly-over country, everywhere but the coastal cities, whatever you want to call it -- gives a quarter of a shit about the White House Correspondents Dinner. ... More >>

Jessica Alba: Hottest Woman Alive

​I have no idea if she can act since I've only ever seen her in Fantastic Four, which wasn't exactly The Magnificent Ambersons, scriptwise. But there's no doubt that Jessica Alba is a modern day Ava Gardner, rife with smoldering sex appeal--so much of it that she could turn a gay man straight ... More >>

Project Runway: Return of the Mack

​One day, you're in. The next day, you're out. Then maybe you're back in--unless you decided to throw yourself out. Then you can't get back in, but someone who was out is now in. Somewhere, there's a blonde barking in German. Tears, so many tears. No day but today, and so forth. Runway rubber ... More >>

Can You Name Anyone Who's Not In Valentine's Day?

​Valentine's Day--aka Love, American Style, the Movie--is one of those criss-crossing ensemble pieces starring literally everyone alive who's ever walked the earth and ended up in front of a camera. In an attempt to satisfy every possible demographic, it has young people, old people, whites, ... More >>

Aggregating the Aggregators

​Today's hot hot stories, brought to you by the blurb jockeys at America's sexiest news sources! Huffington Post: The 18 Biggest lies of Palin's book. Some Hemingway filly is topless. Levi Johnston's hairy armpit. Teabagger party turns violent. Jessica Alba pats herself on the back. Costco s ... More >>

Tech Review: iPhone "Hottest Girls" Nude App

Though iPhone apps such as Bikini Blast and Peekababe have been around a while, Alan Leung's Hottest Girls app is said by its developer to be "the first app to have nudity" (He also says, "you should be happy to know that the new update contains 99% non-Asian images.") TechCrunch calls it "iPorn" ... More >>

This Show Needs to End: Watching MTV's The City

May a fiery inferno consume all of these terrible people Poor Whitney, when is this girl going to get it? Lesson number one: when MTV is around, you can't trust anyone, especially not boyfriends with pseudo names or socialite coworkers. It seems The City's Aussie hipster and New York social have a ... More >>

Another Free iTunes Single of the Week: Adam Gregory's "Crazy Days"

Last week's prediction: Elizabeth Alexander/will.i.am mash-up The Alberta-born Adam Gregory seems to be gunning for that heretofore unknown Owen Wilson-of-country cred--shaggy blond hair, prominent nose, high voice, and the faintest hint that he's secretly ballin' out of control. The "Crazy Days" ... More >>

Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere in Awful Get-Out-The-Vote Video

Mike Myers in The Love Guru

Justin Timberlake, dreary dick jokes, and elephant poop in this Deepak Chopra riff

The Official Village Voice Election-Season Guide to the Right-Wing Blogosphere

A confederacy of dunces

Post-Oscars, the Dress Knock-Off Crowd Gets Busy

. . and the debate over copies crops up again

TABLOIDED: Super Tuesday Hangover

The Eye

TABLOIDED: The Death of Heath Ledger

Good Luck Chuck

Going for the Gold

Thou Shalt Not Be Too Funny

And on the seventh day, God created sketch comedy

Special Amnesty Edicion

A Senate bill fails, and we feel the love

The MTV Movie Awards: A Running Diary

Kid Rock Meets Gucci

'Maxim' makes duvets and office furniture?

La Dolce Musto

'Into the Blue'

Horoscope

NY Mirror

Four Shame! New Marvel Movie All Doom and Gloom

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