Jessica Simpson

If Email-Snooping on Your Significant Other Is a Jail-Worthy Offense, We Are All Screwed

Don't do it.​Once upon a time, many, many years ago, we sat in front of the computer screen of a now ex-boyfriend's laptop, and noted that his open email account happened to be a tab at the top of the open Internet page waiting in all-too-tempting proximity, while he, of course, was taking a s ... More >>

Jessica Simpson Is The New Aretha Franklin

​That's pretty much what a friend told me the other day, and before you reach for the straitjacket, let me inform you that he's an educated and quite savvy person who does leave the house a lot. "I am blown away by the Jessica Simpson Xmas special on PBS," he texted me, ecstatic and totally s ... More >>

The Top 10 Christmas Albums Of 2010

No.​Ah, another shitty year is ending, and we find ourselves trying to buy our way out of it with Christmas presents while struggling to block out the same old endless stream of yuletide muzak. Luckily, there's always a few notable holiday-album standouts to break the tedium, this year includi ... More >>

'Christmas at Rockefeller Center'

84th Thanksgiving Day Parade Will Be As Cheesy As Usual

​Charlie Brown will have a few new friends to hang out with as he floats down Sixth Avenue this Thanksgiving. Macy's has announced the lineup for this year's parade, which will include performances by Kanye West, Jessica Simpson, and Gladys Knight, helium-filled versions of Po from Kung-Fu Pan ... More >>

Project Runway Finale: Someone is Robbed, Everyone is Shiny

The Runway Rundown ​1. The fashion gods have spoken - and, also, Jessica Simpson. Season Eight of Project Runway has a winner at last - after 13 challenges at 90 minutes apiece, this distills to one resolution well earned. For everyone.

Fashion Week: Donald Trump Storms Back to Michael Kors, Anna Sui Channels Prohibition

All photos by Stacey Anderson​Donald Trump took a break from his burgeoning mosque empire to drop by Michael Kors' presentation on Wednesday--and though his old limelight nemesis Anna Wintour was also in attendance, the runway was free of bloodshed. Trump did bray about God-knows-what in close ... More >>

Project Runway: Gretchen Crashes the Lincoln Center Finale, and Jessica Simpson for the Win?

Araceli Cruz​Tim Gunn must have needed the extra-strength dosage after Thursday morning's Project Runway Season 8 finale show. Midway through the carefully orchestrated hoodwink hour of 10 contestants' collections (seven the ringers, three the true finalists, in standard Runway fashion), the L ... More >>

Material Hurl: Our Top 10 Issues with Madonna and Lourdes' New Clothing Line

​Yesterday, in a maelstrom of glitter and Pixie Stix, Herald Square unveiled Material Girl, their new, tween-oriented in-house fashion line. Their collaborators: Madonna and her daughter, Lourdes. The face of the brand: panda-eyed Gossip Girl actress and the Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momse ... More >>

Most Romantic Street Artist Ever Proposes; Plus, Find Your Perfect Proposal Video Match!

​At the beginning of the summer, we brought you The Most Epic Marriage Proposal Ever, and this one rivals it with a certain finesse and understatement. Understatement? Yeah, not usually a word associated with Day-Glo murals and public marriage proposals, but we noted a nice level of modesty he ... More >>

Just How Inane Was This Weekend in Washington D.C.? Unbelievably So!

Political Powerhouses Jessica Simpson and Jimmy Fallon​No one with any sense of perspective believes that Real America -- most of the nation, fly-over country, everywhere but the coastal cities, whatever you want to call it -- gives a quarter of a shit about the White House Correspondents Dinner. ... More >>

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HOLE LOTTA LOVE

Go crowd-surfing with Courtney

John Mayer Shuts Up and Sings

Which is a really great idea, actually, and yet also kind of a drag

Ever See a Reality Show Moment That Seemed Real?

​The term "reality show" has always seemed to me to be an oxymoron, sort of like "army intelligence" or "L.A. style." Every moment of any reality show I've ever seen (except for the ones I've been on, naturally) has seemed scripted, rehearsed, and played to the camera, as ALL series televisio ... More >>

Michael Musto's Top Three Top Ten Lists, Because Why Not?

Rudy Giuliani Tells Tiger Woods "Hang In There"

Everyone's beating up on Athlete of the Decade Tiger Woods -- his wife's allegedly divorcing him, Accenture dropped him, his dad and Jessica Simpson are getting dragged into it, etc. But some celebrities are offering Tiger solace and friendly counsel, our former mayor Rudolph Giuliani among them. ... More >>

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Food Network to Go Global; Daniel Joins Michelin Three-Star Club

​A group of food corps is launching the Healthy Weight Commitment Foundation, a national, multi-year campaign to help reduce obesity -- especially childhood obesity -- by 2015. [PR Newsire] A study reveals that customers at fast-food chains, such as McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, and KFC, ... More >>

As Economy Sinks, Obama Invites Us to "House Meetings"

Lots of economic news today: talking to Matt Lauer, with whom he had previously joked about the Super Bowl and Jessica Simpson' "weight battle," President Obama says that more banks are likely to fail. But, as we have nothing to fear but fear itself, Obama's permanent-campaign arm is calling for "e ... More >>

SADDLE UP

The Giants face off against the Cowboys

LL Cool J Eats His Own Lunch, and a Few Other Things

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Take a stroll with Nick Kroll and John Mulaney

The Promotion's Low-Key Wittiness

Better than Employee of the Month!

Why the Giants Shouldn't Be in the Super Bowl and Ways They Can Win It

If the Favre treatment doesn't stop Brady, maybe Jessica Simpson could?

TABLOIDED

Morrison Rules, Romo Drools

Mexican love the Doors icon, and the Cowboy chokes

TABLOIDED: The Daily News vs. The Post

Sneaker Pimps

Moby, Q-Tip, and a bunch of a dudes on a bench bring a little bit of L.A. to the LES

Laughing and Crying at Keaton's Roast

Commiserating with fellow club columnist Romano. Plus playgoing and going to play.

Gimme a Break

Desperately seeking asylum after a night of retreat

'Employee of the Month'

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Billie in a Bottle

On Xtina's noble but knuckleheaded plea for diva greatness

The Summer's Pop Videos

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Punch Rock

Teen-pop B-listers dress up in new wave costumes; follow in Avril's spunky, fluffy, scowly footprints

And Let's Give Thanks to You, BJ's Wholesale

A Roundup of Thanksgiving and December Sales

The Death of the Dumb Blond

Why peroxide rot is, like, officially over

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Celebrity, the Brand That Fits

Is Jessica Simpson slowly taking over your world?

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Crash and Burn: Inanimate Dukes Update Salutes Idiocy

The Half-Life of Celebrity

Let them eat stars: Pop-culture vultures circle the flesh of the semi-rich and famous on VH1

VMT&A's

Who and what went down at the MTV Video Awards

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Artsy-Fartsy

Art with a capital A: Chicks on Speed, Kevin Blechdom at Deitch projects

Lunch Goes On

Burritos, Burgers, Chili Dogs, and Vienna Sausages

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