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Joan Crawford

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2012

    Tanning Is The New Blackface!

    New Jersey kook Patricia Krentcil has become the poster lady for too much time in the tanning booth. What's more, she allegedly brought her five-year-daughter in there too, resulting in charges of "second degree child endangerment," not to mention lord know what degree burns. (Krentcil pleaded not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2012

    Movie Stars Who Turned Down Legendary Roles

    We all know about classic stuff like Cary Grant making sure they cast Rex Harrison in My Fair Lady instead of him, and Doris Day not tarnishing her image by doing The Graduate--a part that would have resulted in her still working today. But here are some other weird cinematic decisions, courtesy of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2012

    Isabella Rossellini Is The Queen Of The Bees

    ​Screen and glamour icon Isabella Rossellini played a bee when she did those award-winning Green Pornos for the Sundance Channel, in which she personally enacted the mating rituals of the animal kingdom (while wearing the proper protection, I'm sure). Well, at her daughter Elettra Wiedemann's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Who Dubbed Which Stars' Voices In Movie Musicals?

    Ever watch a star belt out a song in a movie musical and think, "Wow! I didn't know they could sing!"? Well, they couldn't! So many times, a perfectly nice-looking performer with lovely sounds emanating from their mouth is faking it like a drag queen doing Britney -- or even like Britney herself.

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2012

    Joan Crawford Was Cut From Rosemary's Baby!

    ​Rutanya Alda--best known as Carol Ann in Mommie Dearest--just told me a remarkable story. Rutanya was Mia Farrow's stand-in for the 1968 suspense classic Rosemary's Baby.

  • Blogs

    November 13, 2011

    Free Fleshlights Given Out At Fleshbot Awards

    ​ A Fleshlight looks sort of like a flashlight, except it unscrews to reveal a simulated vagina that you ... well, as Joan Crawford said to Christina, "You figure it out!" And since Fleshlights sponsored the Fleshbot awards for sexy pop culture, held at the Highline Ballroom on Friday night, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 8, 2011

    Joan Crawford Accepts Oscar For Anne Bancroft

    christies.com​In 1963, the Best Actress race at the Oscars boiled down to a heated battle between Bette Davis for Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? and Anne Bancroft for The Miracle Worker (though the other nominees, Katharine Hepburn, Lee Remick, and Geraldine Page, all gave sterling performanc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2011

    The 10 Best Bitchy Comments Of All Time

    ​Who would know better than me? The 10 dissiest, wickedest, bitchiest sass-o-grams (whether in movies or in life) are as follows: 10) "She doesn't write, she types!" (Gore Vidal re popular author Jackie Susann) 9) "She looks like a truck driver in drag." (Truman Capote re the very same ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 11, 2011

    Joan Crawford Rocks My Movie Club

    ​The Eventi hotel offered my movie club another swanky get-together in their posh fifth-floor screening room--complete with snacks--so we seized it like the fine cineastes we are. And for a main course, we watched The Best of Everything, the 1959 soaper based on Rona Jaffe's best selling nove ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2011

    Lucille Ball's Two Least Favorite TV Guest Stars

    ​When Bette Davis dropped out of a guest role on The Lucille Ball-Desi Arnaz Show, they naturally got Tallulah Bankehead to fit the arm swiveling bill. Who was a mess. According to the new book, Lucille Ball FAQ, Tallu came to work intoxicated, crashed a production meeting, and when Lucy com ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2011

    Interactive Mommie Dearest Comes To The Ziegfeld

    ​When Mommie Dearest first screened in 1981, I called friends squealing, "It's the greatest movie ever made!" I sincerely felt the over-the-top flick--an inside look at Joan Crawford's bad mothering skills--worked on every level, from cautionary tale to fashion show to monster mashup, and any ... More >>

  • Columns

    April 13, 2011

    A Broadway Leading Lady With Real Balls

    At age 76, the theater vet is a real doll in Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2011

    Broadway's Top Cross-Dresser on the Tonys and Joan Crawford

    ​Joan Crawford ate KFC! You'll learn that if you simply CLICK HERE for my hot interview with Brian Bedford, who's stirred up the Broadway season with his witty performance as Lady Bracknell in Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest. Yes, the theater season's grandest dame of all has real ba ... More >>

  • Film

    March 23, 2011

    Raising Cain in Todd Haynes's Mildred Pierce

    ​Joan Crawford ate KFC! You'll learn that if you simply CLICK HERE for my hot interview with Brian Bedford, who's stirred up the Broadway season with his witty performance as Lady Bracknell in Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest. Yes, the theater season's grandest dame of all has real ba ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2011

    Susan Lucci's Real-Life Soap Operatics Revealed

    ​The worst thing that ever happened to Susan Lucci was finally winning the Emmy award in 1999. It suddenly made her less interesting than she was as a perennial bridesmaid, always longing for the validation of her peers. But she's still a legend--and really nice, despite the fact that her Al ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2011

    HBO's Mildred Pierce: A Good Review!

    ​Joan Crawford must be rolling because Todd Haynes has apparently done a solid job in adapting Mildred Pierce into a five-hour HBO miniseries that will premiere on March 27. Cultural critic Brendan Lemon liked Kate Winslet in the part--she's right for it, and has the time to flesh it out--and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2011

    Elizabeth Edwards Cut John Out Of Her Will!

    ​Six days before her death, the jilted wife drew up a will that left everything to the kids, with no mention whatsoever of her philandering husband, John the con. This is the biggest "Duh" since Joan Crawford's will!

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2010

    The Wire Hangers Incident Never Happened!

    ​If you're gay and of a certain age, the iconic scene from Mommie Dearest where Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford shrieks at her daughter Christina, "No wire hangers!" has been ingrained into your being like Man Tan. Well, a new book about Joan by Donald Spoto says it's pure fiction. In Possesse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2010

    Trashing 'Trash' with Holly Woodlawn

    ​Clip Job: an excerpt every day from the Voice archives. December 10, 1970, Vol. XV, No. 50 Trashing 'Trash' with Holly Woodlawn By Arthur Bell The superstars surround David Susskind on the carpeted platform of the tv studio. The "Trash" contingent is there, all but Holly Woodlawn. Three min ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2010

    Really Old Movie Gossip

    ​*Joan Crawford had a lifelong sexual crush on her arch rival Bette Davis and once tried to seduce Marilyn Monroe, which promptly ended their friendship. *Bette Davis turned down Mildred Pierce, which turned out to be Crawford's Oscar role, jumpstarting her faded career.

  • Film

    August 25, 2010

    Emergo! Percepto! Illusion-o! The William Castle Circus Comes to Town

    ​*Joan Crawford had a lifelong sexual crush on her arch rival Bette Davis and once tried to seduce Marilyn Monroe, which promptly ended their friendship. *Bette Davis turned down Mildred Pierce, which turned out to be Crawford's Oscar role, jumpstarting her faded career.

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2010

    "You Should Always Have Seafood Newburg in the Fridge ...

    ​In case your husband brings some of his business associates home for dinner." That's what Joan Crawford always said, and except for hitting her kids on a regular basis, she was a hell of a hostess. Doesn't it sound like a good idea? Will there be room in the fridge? And what the fuck is s ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    March 2, 2010

    FOOT FETISH

    Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe had more than JFK in common

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    February 9, 2010

    Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

    Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe had more than JFK in common

  • Blogs

    January 12, 2010

    How Old Are Sandra Bullock's Characters?

    ​ I'll answer that for you: They're all of indeterminate age. But sometimes they're supposed to be around 35, and that's amazing considering Sandra herself is reported to be anywhere between 45 and 49! In last year's All About Steve, no one mentioned her age, even as she dove on Bradley Coope ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2009

    Joan Crawford vs. Mercedes McCambridge!

    ​Want to hear about a really old bitch fight? Even older than Kanye and fill in the blank? I'm reading Ernest Borgnine's memoirs, in which the Oscar winner talks about having acted in the 1954 cult western Johnny Guitar. Says Ernie, "The real drama was all behind the camera. Joan Crawford ha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2009

    If Queen Latifah Married Samantha Bee...

    ​...she'd be Queen Bee! Yes, it's time for THAT fun little parlor game again, the one where you marry off two celebs that would make for a felicitously wacky new name. And so--with respects to my colleague Cindy Adams, who's perfected this sort of thing:

  • Voice Choices

    August 11, 2009

    MAMA, PLEASE!

    And you thought you were a freak in high school?

  • Voice Choices

    July 22, 2009

    Johnny Guitar

    And you thought you were a freak in high school?

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2009

    The Campiest Movie Lines Evah!

    Thanks to all my years spent watching hilarious works of cinema camp--some of them even intentionally funny--I've compiled my favorite lines, the kind that can only be uttered by over-the-hill divas in too much hair and makeup. My all-time faves: "So they drummed you out of Hollywood and you come ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    May 13, 2009

    The Unknown

    Thanks to all my years spent watching hilarious works of cinema camp--some of them even intentionally funny--I've compiled my favorite lines, the kind that can only be uttered by over-the-hill divas in too much hair and makeup. My all-time faves: "So they drummed you out of Hollywood and you come ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    March 18, 2009

    Reunion in France

    Thanks to all my years spent watching hilarious works of cinema camp--some of them even intentionally funny--I've compiled my favorite lines, the kind that can only be uttered by over-the-hill divas in too much hair and makeup. My all-time faves: "So they drummed you out of Hollywood and you come ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 5, 2009

    Why Do So Many Churchgoers Like To Hate?

    I haven't been to church since my voice changed, and that's mainly because Roman Catholicism teaches that gays should be loved and adored, but promptly sent to hell. I long ago figured I probably shouldn't be part of an institution that thinks I'm a second-class citizen. But beyond that hot-button ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    November 19, 2008

    LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

    When children make you want to screen

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2008

    YouTube Treasure: Faye Dunaway as Mae West!

    When children make you want to screen

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2008
  • Voice Choices

    August 27, 2008

    Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

    When children make you want to screen

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2008

    Clip Job: Mrs. Tallmer Begins 'Voice Feminine'

    When children make you want to screen

  • Blogs

    April 9, 2008

    Joan Crawford Was a Drunken Slag! No, Really!

    When children make you want to screen

  • Film

    March 4, 2008

    Talking With Ira Sachs

    Xecrets and lies with the director and screenwriter of Married Life

  • Voice Choices

    March 4, 2008

    MORE WIRE HANGERS

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    June 25, 2002

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    April 20, 1999

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    January 19, 1999

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    The trouble with the Met's latest fashion exhibit

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    May 19, 1998

    NY Mirror

    The trouble with the Met's latest fashion exhibit

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