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White People Problems in Roman Polanski's Carnage

The parental rage of brownstone Brooklyn in Carnage

Live: WU LYF Leave You Wondering At Music Hall Of Williamsburg

Pretty sure they messed with that cross. ​WU LYF Tuesday, November 8 Music Hall of Williamsburg Better than: Staying home wondering if Jay-Z and Kanye had conceded to my list of Watch The Throne demands. (They didn't.) Sometimes you go to shows for clarification—was song X really about ... More >>

Carnage Erupts At The New York Film Festival

Two couples were screaming and vomiting and throwing things at the New York Film Festival opening the other night. Fortunately, that was all happening on-screen. The feature attraction was Carnage, Roman Polanski's adaptation of God of Carnage, the Broadway hit comedy about grown people gathering ... More >>

Babes in Bosnia: Hollywood's Take on Sex Trafficking in The Whistleblower

Two couples were screaming and vomiting and throwing things at the New York Film Festival opening the other night. Fortunately, that was all happening on-screen. The feature attraction was Carnage, Roman Polanski's adaptation of God of Carnage, the Broadway hit comedy about grown people gathering ... More >>

It's A Great Year For Best Actress

​The Emmy nominations came out today, but my mind is stuck on the Oscars and how there will be no shortage of leading actress contenders to pick from in 2011. Not only is Meryl Streep donning prosthetics and an accent again, this time as moxieish Margaret Thatcher, but we have the following o ... More >>

SILENCE! The Musical: My Review

​Move over Assassins, Sweeney Todd, and Capeman. There's a new killer musical in town, and this one's supposed to be funny. A hit at the Fringe Festival, SILENCE! The Musical--the unauthorized spoof of Silence of the Lambs--is like a darker Xanadu, a satire that also manages to be creepy in ... More >>

The Silence of the Lambs

​Move over Assassins, Sweeney Todd, and Capeman. There's a new killer musical in town, and this one's supposed to be funny. A hit at the Fringe Festival, SILENCE! The Musical--the unauthorized spoof of Silence of the Lambs--is like a darker Xanadu, a satire that also manages to be creepy in ... More >>

Mel Gibson Is Crazy (in The Beaver)

​Move over Assassins, Sweeney Todd, and Capeman. There's a new killer musical in town, and this one's supposed to be funny. A hit at the Fringe Festival, SILENCE! The Musical--the unauthorized spoof of Silence of the Lambs--is like a darker Xanadu, a satire that also manages to be creepy in ... More >>

This Week in the Voice: Payback, Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

​In this week's issue of the Voice, Graham Rayman writes movingly of his memories of September 11, 2001...and how Osama bin Laden's recent death doesn't solve everything, but certainly helps: "I have to admit feeling satisfied, and astonished that all these memories came back so clearly as if ... More >>

Apichatpong Weerasethakul Looks Inward and Outward With His Palme d'Or Winner

​In this week's issue of the Voice, Graham Rayman writes movingly of his memories of September 11, 2001...and how Osama bin Laden's recent death doesn't solve everything, but certainly helps: "I have to admit feeling satisfied, and astonished that all these memories came back so clearly as if ... More >>

Lesbians That Do Not Look Like Justin Bieber

​Jane Lynch Ellen DeGeneres Chely Wright Jodie Foster Melissa Etheridge k.d. lang Well, maybe k.d. lang.

The Accused Was The Most Lesbian Movie Ever Made

​Behind the scenes anyway. You remember The Accused. The 1988 drama with Jodie Foster gang-raped at a dive bar, defended by a rather butch public prosecutor (Kelly McGillis) who helps her get retribution.

Fashion Week: Marc by Marc Jacobs Hits the Boardwalk, Herve Leger by Max Azria Revolutionizes the Bandage Dress

All photos by Stacey Anderson​This season, Marc Jacobs recalled melancholic, Taxi Driver-era Jodie Foster with his eponymous line, but he took off Tuesday afternoon to play in the sand. His younger diffusion line, Marc by Marc Jacobs, surprised ready-to-wear loyalists with sharp strides away f ... More >>

Is Mel Gibson Toast?

​We know that Mel Gibson isn't terribly fond of gays because we saw Braveheart (though he obviously likes them well enough to grab a paycheck off them; his next movie is The Beaver, directed by Jodie Foster). We know he doesn't care much for Jews because of his famous drunken rant against cop ... More >>

Mel Gibson's Fashion Tips: Helping You Avoid Rape by a "Pack of Ni**ers" Since 2010

​Remember that time Academy Award-winning director, producer, and Lethal Weapon 3 actor Mel Gibson made headlines a few years back when called a female cop "Sugartits" and blamed "The Jews" for all of the world's problems while getting a DUI? Well, that made him go away for a bit, and then he ... More >>

Has Jodie Foster's Privacy Game Gone Too Far?

In a new article, ABCnews.com investigates the wall of privacy Jodie Foster has long put up as a child star who became an adult star and the target of a psycho's obsessions (in addition to the obsessions of many normal people).

How Much Do Reality Stars Get in Reality?

​CLICK HERE for my column telling exactly how much the stars of a certain gay reality show are getting paid for the whole season. It might make you rethink your dreams of stardom.

"The Beaver" Is Changing It's Name!

Handout/Canwest News Service via Canada.com​ The Canadian magazine called The Beaver has finally realized that the word has double meanings.

Lindsay Lohan Nude Comeback Improved with Simulated Sex

We thought Lindsay Lohan had retired from show business or taken an extended break to go to Yale like Jodie Foster, but here she is in a Muse magazine photo shoot, not only appearing topless but in some cases pretending to be in flagrante. At least we think she's pretending; we'll have to wait for ... More >>

Is Precious The Movie of the Year?

The Film Society of Lincoln Center/LionsgateSize matters: Gabourey Sidibe​CLICK HERE to read my new column and find out about Precious, the acclaimed new film about a fat Harlem girl who gets knocked up by her own father--twice! You'll learn how Mariah Carey, of all people, replaced Helen Mir ... More >>

Free Will Astrology: April 22 through 28

The Film Society of Lincoln Center/LionsgateSize matters: Gabourey Sidibe​CLICK HERE to read my new column and find out about Precious, the acclaimed new film about a fat Harlem girl who gets knocked up by her own father--twice! You'll learn how Mariah Carey, of all people, replaced Helen Mir ... More >>

Is The Octuplet Lady The Biggest Mother of Them All?

Who's the grandest, most baby popping mother in our great tabloid nation? Here are your mo-fo choices: *Nadya Suleman, the octuplet lady. She's popped out 14 human lives in total, all thanks to the very same sperm donor (Jodie Foster?). The woman spews children out of her privates like a Civil W ... More >>

Musto's Year in Review

The year in pictures—pictures of me!

Ass-Baring Parties Conquer Nightlife!

These are hairy times, but you can still enjoy yourself, if Bingo is your game-o

Ay Dios Mio! Golden Globe's Bad Karma

These are hairy times, but you can still enjoy yourself, if Bingo is your game-o

A New Crisis for Britney's Sister?

Watching a career sore. And hearing amid the praise for Day-Lewis: 'Huston. We have a problem.'

I Am Legend Star: I Am Straight!

Wynonna's backwoods backstory (and other therapy issues)

Hillary and Condi and Dykes, Oh My!

Plus items of purely prosthetic appeal.

Jodie Foster, Superhero

Leaping rapists and robbers in a single bound, our leading lady takes back the night. Uh, thanks?

Going for the Gold

Leaping rapists and robbers in a single bound, our leading lady takes back the night. Uh, thanks?

Self-Service Nightlife

Elvis sightings, ethnic humor, and tomcat cruising, plus a peek at Jodie Foster's panic room

NY Mirror

Elvis sightings, ethnic humor, and tomcat cruising, plus a peek at Jodie Foster's panic room

Catch Me If You Can

By-the-numbers heist flick Spiked with ethnic vaudeville

Horoscope

By-the-numbers heist flick Spiked with ethnic vaudeville

Fright Plan

Toward a cultural history of the vanishing lady—with a nod to Jodie Foster

Four Fetish Fanatics

Clowns, feet, cigarettes, and latex are fair game for fetishists

The Lady Vanquishes: Red-Eyed Thriller Runs Out of Gas

Clowns, feet, cigarettes, and latex are fair game for fetishists

Jeunet's Monster of WW I Hellishness

Clowns, feet, cigarettes, and latex are fair game for fetishists

NY Mirror

Clowns, feet, cigarettes, and latex are fair game for fetishists

NY Mirror

Clowns, feet, cigarettes, and latex are fair game for fetishists

Unsuper Freak

Race-Bait and Switch

Prisoners' Songs

Race-Bait and Switch

Appetites for Destruction

Race-Bait and Switch

NY Mirror

Race-Bait and Switch

Leather Dreams

Race-Bait and Switch

Let's Do the Time Warp Again

Race-Bait and Switch

Flashbacks: The Year in Movies

Race-Bait and Switch

The Emperors’ Old Clothes

Race-Bait and Switch

NY Mirror

Race-Bait and Switch