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    March 21, 2014

    March 23, 2004: The Most Important Day in Indie Rap History?

    Where were you on Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004? If you were a music fan, chances are you were picking up Usher's Confessions album, as it eventually went diamond and birthed "Yeah," a song that seems to get as much airplay today as it did 10 years ago. Or, if your radar picked up underground movements, ... More >>

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    September 16, 2013

    I Won an Evangelical Christian Rap Battle

    These days I enjoy making a living writing and teaching music, but at one point not too long ago my primary source of income was battle rapping. Yes, entering tournaments and spontaneously rhyming insulting someone over a beat was how I earned a living for a number of years. Tonight, September 16th, ... More >>

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    August 2, 2013

    The Top 10 Beyonce Collaborations

    In the sports entertainment universe, wrestler Rob Van Dam is "the whole damn show." In the fictional sphere of David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest, ascending to international tennis is "making the show"; in the real world, that's what aspiring baseballers think of as earning a spot on a MLB team. ... More >>

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    April 5, 2013

    Selling Music is Easy: Just Partner With WWE and Wrestlemania

    Sunday night, the biggest sports-entertainment spectacle of the year, Wrestlemania 29, returns home to the New York/New Jersey area that birthed the event almost 30 years ago. While fans are flying in from all over the world to see such colossal match-ups as John Cena vs. The Rock and Brock Lesnar v ... More >>

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    December 24, 2012

    The Five Best Viral Christmas Songs of 2012

    If you evaluate your holiday season by the number of Christmas video clips you find on the Internet, then you would be hard-pressed to not consider winter 2012 among the best ever! From unexpected renditions of timeless classics to original tunes that are sure to become standards, there was no short ... More >>

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    December 21, 2011


    Wishing you peace, love, 
and a cage match

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    October 19, 2011
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    May 6, 2011

    Ten Famous Guys Who Like Fat Chicks

    Dan Weiss is the author of the blog Ask a Guy Who Likes Fat Chicks and he's profiled in this week's feature, "Guys Who Like Fat Chicks." He put together a list of ten males who appreciate larger ladies in Western mass culture because, frankly, there aren't all that many. Fat Admirers do exist, and ... More >>

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    May 2, 2011

    John Cena Announces Osama Bin Laden's Death at WWE Championship; Crowd Goes Insane

    Last night, after winning the WWE championship in a triple threat steel cage match, wrestler John Cena came out and announced that Osama Bin Laden had been killed. As you can imagine, the crowd goes absolutely wild. "Things I saw: servicemen showing their Army tats, people crying, kids being lifted ... More >>

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    September 8, 2010
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    March 25, 2009
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    December 24, 2008


    Someone is definitely going to bust a nut (or a vein)

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    April 10, 2008
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    October 10, 2006