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Jon Cryer

  • Blogs

    May 18, 2011

    The Most Cliched Current Expression! Make It Stop!

    ​The only good thing about this particular cliche is that it's wiped away all the old ones, like: "My bad" "It's all good" "Narrative" "Journey" "Epic fail" "Love your hair, hope you win" And... "Winning!" But still, if I ever hear this one more time, I will rip my nipples off! ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 10, 2011

    Charlie Sheen at Radio City: I Was There!

    ​Yes, I got press seats for Joaquin Phoenix--I mean Charlie Sheen's "I'm mad as hell" tour at Radio City tonight and found a pretty smooth, way more streamlined 75 minutes than the previous trainwrecks reportedly were. Except for three video segments, it consisted of Charlie being interviewed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2011

    Charlie Sheen In Five Years

    ​Look into your crystal meth balls. Where will the too-whack-for-prime-time wildman be? I've narrowed it down to a handful of choices, some less unsavory than others: *An AA sponsor?

  • Blogs

    March 11, 2011

    Charlie Sheen Is Fabulous!

    ​That's the position I've decided to take in order to retain my sanity. I mean, the man isn't going to go away anytime soon. He's going to continue to seize headlines with his self-aggrandizing dance of pride in his idiocy, squirting water down our pants while beeping his big, red clown nos ... More >>

  • Film

    September 15, 2010

    The Voice Apologizes to John Hughes

    ​That's the position I've decided to take in order to retain my sanity. I mean, the man isn't going to go away anytime soon. He's going to continue to seize headlines with his self-aggrandizing dance of pride in his idiocy, squirting water down our pants while beeping his big, red clown nos ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2010

    I Had Boobs in The '80s

    ​ Well, for one glorious night anyway. It was a party for voluptuous scene queen Dianne Brill's fashion line. Designer Albert Crudo felt we should attend sporting giant balloons, and I agreed that that was the breast idea.

  • Film

    August 18, 2009

    Robert Rodriguez's CGI-Overload, Shorts

    ​ Well, for one glorious night anyway. It was a party for voluptuous scene queen Dianne Brill's fashion line. Designer Albert Crudo felt we should attend sporting giant balloons, and I agreed that that was the breast idea.

  • NYC Life

    July 24, 2007

    Borderline Inducktrination

    ​ Well, for one glorious night anyway. It was a party for voluptuous scene queen Dianne Brill's fashion line. Designer Albert Crudo felt we should attend sporting giant balloons, and I agreed that that was the breast idea.

  • Columns

    August 22, 2006

    NY Mirror

    ​ Well, for one glorious night anyway. It was a party for voluptuous scene queen Dianne Brill's fashion line. Designer Albert Crudo felt we should attend sporting giant balloons, and I agreed that that was the breast idea.

  • News

    September 22, 1998

    Duckie Worth

    ​ Well, for one glorious night anyway. It was a party for voluptuous scene queen Dianne Brill's fashion line. Designer Albert Crudo felt we should attend sporting giant balloons, and I agreed that that was the breast idea.

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