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Justin Bieber

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    January 9, 2012

    Justin Bieber Becomes Robot Spokesman

    This item almost makes you wish for the good ol' days -- when pop stars would make headlines for booze-fueled buffoonery rather than just shamelessly shilling random shit. Alas, Justin Bieber has signed on to endorse a robot at the 2012 International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas this week ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    Celebrities' New Year Resolutions For 2012!

    I've exclusively gotten these resolutions from famous people who are hoping to stay famous in the new year. *Justin Bieber "I'll smile for the first time! Even when people say I impregnated them!"

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    December 27, 2011

    I Got Two Amazing Christmas Gifts!

    I got dozens of them, actually, but two stand above the pack for their unique mixture of kitschy appeal and downright usefulness. First of all, I can now brush my teeth to the sound of Justin Bieber singing "U Smile!"

  • Music

    November 30, 2011
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    November 29, 2011

    Justin Bieber Will Not Be in NYC at the Same Time as Barack Obama This Week

    Last week, many New Yorkers were under the impression that Justin Bieber was scheduled to be here for the Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting at the same time that President Obama planned to come to NYC for fundraisers. This would be spell doom for everyone's commute, which is already hard. Good n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2011

    Live: Taylor Swift Brings Selena Gomez And James Taylor To Madison Square Garden

    Taylor Swift w/ NeedToBreathe, Danny Gokey Madison Square Garden Tuesday, November 22 Better than: Singing along alone in the office. Taylor Swift closed her Fearless tour before a sold-out football stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts, where she performed her encore under artificial rain and gave Ju ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2011

    Justin Bieber and Barack Obama Coming to the City Next Week to Ruin Your Commute

    For the second time in six months, Justin Bieber and President Obama are coming to New York simultaneously. Next Wednesday, the pair -- who are buddies, kind of -- will cause traffic to be horrible all over the city. They're not coming here to hang out together, although maybe they can squeeze in so ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 20, 2011

    Live-Blogging The 2011 American Music Awards: We Could Have Had It All (But Then Adele Had To Go Have A Vocal Cord Hemorrhage)

    Welcome to Sound of the City's liveblog of the 2011 American Music Awards, the annual salute to the most popular popular music that exists in the American wild this year. While Lady Gaga and Adele and Beyoncé are absent, this year's show apparently has one performance that will cost $500,000 to pul ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2011

    If Adele Found A Solid Relationship...

    ​Her career would be over! WTF would she have to sing about? "I met the man of my dreams and he loves me right back"? Blech. Boring. That would go down the charts with a bullet. And here are some other potential career killers for top music stars:

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2011

    Busta Rhymes Drags "The Little Drummer Boy" Into The Twitter Age

    ​"Drummer Boy," another song from the forthcoming Justin Bieber Yuletide album Under The Mistletoe, has made its way online; a rework of the classic hymn "The Little Drummer Boy," it's been retrofitted with sharper drums and rap verses to make it sound like it could be dropped into top-40 stat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2011

    The Top 5 Moments From Taylor Swift's New Journey To Fearless DVD

    ​Early this year, Never Say Never took us backstage as teenpop heartthrob Justin Bieber worked his way to a sold-out Madison Square Garden tour finale, juxtaposing current success with clips of baby Bieber playing drums, doing cute things, and wowing crowds at Ontario open mics. Journey to Fea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2011

    Frank Ocean Will Be At The Bowery Ballroom Next Month

    ​The Odd Future associate/Jay and Kanye co-signed R&B singer is bringing his emo and blues to the Bowery Ballroom on November 6. Tickets are on sale now although they might not be for much longer now that word's out, so, if this is your thing, get clicking. UPDATE (5:42 p.m.): All gone! But do ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 19, 2011

    Radio Hits One: Raising The Bar For "YouTube Platinum"

    Justin Bieber and Ludacris: Congratulations. A lot of people watched your video.​On August 28, MTV will throw the 2011 installment of its Video Music Awards, honoring achievements in the art form that used to make up the majority of its programming. While it's all too tempting to note the iron ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2011

    Justin Bieber Proves that 'Coneing' Really Is the New Planking, Terrorizes Fast-Food Workers

    Justin Bieber: cone artist.​According to Perez Hilton, "coneing" is a real thing. In fact, it's the latest YouTube craze; think of it as the new "planking." For those of you who are not with it, it's when you order an ice cream cone at a drive-thru and take it by the ice cream end. Hilarious! ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2011

    Help! Blandness Has Taken Over Our Culture!

    ​Click here for my new column, which is incredibly spicy and cutting edge as it dissects the blandness that's overtaken our culture like margarine on a ciabatta sandwich. Chow down as I brilliantly dissect the dispiriting developments in TV, music, movies, and media which have taken the oomph ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2011

    Barack Obama and Justin Bieber Both in Town to Make Your Commute Miserable

    ​Today in your why is it taking me so freaking long to get where I want to go news: Two extremely famous world powers are in New York City today, on the very same day. This is unprecedented! They are: President Obama and Justin Bieber. Obama, of course, is in town for fundraisers in Midtown an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2011

    Justin Bieber Attack at NYC Macy's Caught on Video

    At his New York City appearance today, Justin Bieber "decided to go outside of the store to acknowledge the fans that could not come inside to the event," ABC News reports, only to be attacked by "an unidentified man." Some lucky videographers (with NSFW mouths!) were taking in the scene from a high ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2011

    Will An Army Of Beyoncés Save "Run The World (Girls)" From Chart Oblivion?

    ​Last night's Billboard Music Awards handed out popularity-contest trophies to the likes of Eminem, Justin Bieber, and Katy Perry, all of whom were rewarded for the copious amounts of radio play and sales they racked up in recent months. But the evening's real winner was probably Beyoncé, who ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2011

    President Donald Trump In 2012

    ​Don't laugh. It could happen. After all California raisin, I mean California Reagan made it to the White House once, as I recall. And Trump tied for second place in a recent Wall Street Journal poll of Republican potentials, as Ms. Palin's jaw dropped to the lower tundra. That alone is pret ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2011

    Justin Bieber Dies On TV, Millions Of Girls' Hearts Break

    ​ Oh dear. Here we have Justin Bieber, shot and killed in a police face-off, ending his multi-episode CSI run as Jason McCann and sending waves of fear and anger through his devoted fandom. During last night's episode, Justin's troubled character was caught setting a bomb by Detective Stokes a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 17, 2011

    Panda Bear's Tomboy Listening Party: Like Watching Never Say Never 3D All Over Again, Sort Of

    ​ Panda Bear Listening Party for Tomboy Le Poisson Rouge Wednesday, Feb 16 Better than: Billy Ray Cyrus discovering that Hannah Montana was just a figment of his imagination. Panda Bear fans are the Justin Bieber fans of the indie universe. While "Beliebers" attended the star's movie Never ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2011

    Justin Bieber Update: A Report From Never Say Never's Opening Night

    ​I should start by stating by own critical bias. When last week I told my younger, Bieber-loving sister that I'd be seeing Justin Bieber's 3D movie on Friday night at Union Square, she told me straight up that if I were to write a negative review she would kick me out of the family. Still, nei ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 13, 2011

    Justin Bieber and Usher: What's With That?

    Is anyone else getting a little embarrassed by all the mutual loving displayed by Justin Bieber and his mentor Usher, as seen on tonight's Grammy awards? We were gushily told it's a "beautiful relationship," then watched the two eye each other as Usher remembered, "I saw you in the parking lot..." ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2011

    Super Bowl Aftermath: What Was The Best Commercial?

    ​There were so many celebs filling up the valued time between touchdowns at last night's Super Bowl that it almost made the long, laborious evening worthwhile for me. (I said almost.) Jazzing up all the high-powered commercials were starry names like Joan Rivers, Eminem, Adrien Brody, Timothy ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2011

    Justin Bieber Likes Michael Jackson

    ​And I bet Jackson would have loved him right back! Bieber is on the cover of the new Vanity Fair, and though I usually enjoy making wicked fun of the kid, I'm going to sit this one out because he says some interesting things in the interview.

  • Blogs

    January 4, 2011

    Read My Year-End Essay Again!

    ​Come on, kids. Do it for mama, just one more time. CLICK HERE and savor the wit and wisdom of my year-end wrapup, which is as full of insight and innuendo as a gay fortune cookie, devoured on lots of Percoset. Read both pages, if you don't mind.

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2010

    Live: Justin Bieber Provokes Squeals, Enrique Iglesias Asks a 16-Year-Old On A Date, And Katy Perry Rules All at Z100's Jingle Ball

    Z100's Jingle Ball, featuring Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, Paramore, Kim Kardashian, and More Madison Square Garden Friday, December 10 Better than: That GIF of sparks coming out of Katy Perry's chest from the "Firework" video. Yes, Katy Perry looked like a human nutcracker at this year's Z100 Jin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2010

    Child Runs Into Other Child During Laser Tag

    via​Because it's Sunday and the miners are out and no matter what you're going to be hearing about this for the next week at least, we might as well get it out of the way: Justin Bieber hit a 12-year-old during a game of laser tag. It's less ridiculous than it sounds because it sounds totally ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2010

    Adieu, Fair Pop-Tarts World; Justin Bieber Has a Thing for Sap

    As always, we appreciate you spending the week with us here at Fork in the Road. But, in case you missed it, here's what the other food blogs have been up to... Eater bemoaned the fact that Pop-Tarts World will close this fall to make room for a new public plaza. Grub Street wondered whether Steph ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2010

    When Foods Attack...Celebrities! Paula Deen Hit by Ham and More

    ​The strange case of Home Shopping Network Host Claire Champlin being attacked by a watermelon reminds us that foods are not just for nourishment -- they can also serve as dangerous weapons. Recently, heartthrob Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle as he performed onstage, which seemingly c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 29, 2010

    Celebs Who've Never Gotten Into Trouble

    ​Are there any big names who've never made a huge, public mess of themselves? Who've never been caught doing drugs, engaging in a DUI, philandering on a spouse, pushing a parent down the stairs, cutting a lover in the eyeball, or stealing Sephora products?

  • Blogs

    September 7, 2010

    Live: Fat Beats Hosts A Cathartic Going-Away Party, Whether You Made It Inside Or Not

    Yeah, it got a little crowded. Pics by Puja, more below.​Fat Beats' Final In-Store Fat Beats Saturday, September 4 Hundreds of people stood outside underground hip-hop mecca Fat Beats Saturday evening, as the West Village spot closed down for good with a farewell in-store party featuring DJ P ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 1, 2010

    A Nation of Justin Bieber Fans Threaten to Kill Miley Cyrus on Twitter

    Last night, the Canadian industry savior and haircut titan Justin Bieber overcame a cold and a guest appearance from Sean Kingston to sell out Madison Square Garden. The performance was being taped for an upcoming 3D biopic, and thus Bieber brought out the big guns: Boyz II Men. (Usher, Jaden Smit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2010

    The Fabled Justin Bieber/Kanye West/Raekwon Song Is Here

    ​The long-threatened summit of Rae, Kanye, and the Bieb has arrived in the person of "Runaway Love (Remix)," a mercifully simple and breezy grafting of Justin Bieber's titular kiddie-r&b jam and, uh, "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' Ta Fuck Wit." Which works better than it has any right to, actuall ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2010

    Special Things for People Without Summer Fridays: The Anti-High-Five Dog and Bieber-Hating Cat

    ​Once upon a time, we hated high-fives with a passion. Then Foster made us start doing them regularly as a "morale-booster" around Runnin' Scared HQ, and, hey, now we even practice them on ourselves in the mirror to rev up for a morning of hardcore blogging. But this video of a dog with a fier ... More >>

  • Music

    August 18, 2010

    Justin Bieber Cracks Up

    His prepubescent falsetto can't last forever

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2010

    Behold, the Mesmerizing Sight of Justin Bieber's Revenge: A Phone That Never, Ever Stops Ringing

    Screenshot of the since deleted Tweet via Gawker​This weekend, a Detroit teen named Kevin Kristopik made the dubious decision to hack to Twitter account of Justin Bieber's best friend, Ryan Butler, thus obtaining Bieber's phone number. What Kristopik did next was not smart: he texted Bieber. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2010

    Justin Bieber Contributes to Kiddie-Celeb Autobiography Genre

    ​Justin Bieber, tween pop heartbreaker extraordinaire, is writing a memoir entitled Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story. Whether or not the "writing" will be done by the 16-year-old Bieb himself, this represents an important new addition to a time-honored genre -- autobiographies "wr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2010

    The Ultimate Justin Bieber Photo for Lesbians

    ​The New York Post brings word of "Biebians," the ex post facto lesbian subculture devoted to celebrating women who like other women who look like Justin Bieber. This is old news--lesbians looked like Justin Bieber long before Justin Bieber even existed, and there have been many to point out t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2010

    Justin Bieber Played a Secret Show in Queens

    ​Seriously. While the softer section of the hipster demographic is waiting around for the Schumer-approved Williamsburg Pool Parties, Justin Bieber is holding it down all the way out in Queens. Like LCD Soundsystem before him, pocket-sized pop star Justin Bieber is doing it for the fans. So wh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2010

    Because it's Memorial Weekend: Muppet Sam the Eagle Sings American Woman

    Because sometimes we get a little patriotic, but mostly because we know you're either already peaced out of work for this glorious American weekend (Freedom Weekend?), or still at the office re-watching that Justin Bieber/glass partition video, again. May you spend a productive afternoon contemplat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 27, 2010

    OK, Someone Really Needs to Teach Justin Bieber How To Open Doors

    We already knew he had revolving door issues, but apparently you just need to keep any and all see-through partitions away from Justin Bieber, lest he violently collide with them. God forbid anyone ever put him inside one of those glass elevators. [Vulture]

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2010

    The National's High Violet Sold 51,000 Copies Last Week

    ​For context, Vampire Weekend sold 120,000 copies of Contra, good for a #1 debut; the National, 50K copies of High Violet later, just attained their best chart spot ever, at #3. (2007's Boxer only reached #68.) Working against them? The fact that their record came out in May, rather than Janu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2010

    Red Alert: Twitter Killed Justin Bieber!

    ​Death, taxes and Justin Bieber trending on Twitter, right? Not any more, according to Mashable who are reporting that the 140-character empire has shifted its trending topics algorithm to favor what's "most breaking" and "immediately popular." The tech blog confirmed that "on Wednesday [Twit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2010

    Usher Is #1, But It's Still Justin Bieber Who Is Saving the Record Industry

    ​Usher's Raymond Vs. Raymond took the top spot on the albums chart this week, selling 329,000 copies in the wake of its March 30 release. But once again, this week's chart-related headlines belong to the impeccably blow-dried Canadian singer Justin Bieber. The Usher protégé and native Ontari ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2010

    How Justin Bieber's #1 Album Factors Into the Teen-Idol Solo-Artist Pantheon

    Canadian teenpopper Justin Bieber bows at the top of this week's Billboard 200 with My World 2.0, which sold 283,000 copies in its first week at stores. The persistent Twitter trend and walking advertisement for blowdryers is the latest sheepishly grinning guy to hoist the teen-idol mantle, althou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2010

    American Idol Season 9: Top 10 Results

    Diddy, please never let that white suit go. Photo by Michael Becker / FOX. ​Are the results shows always this bad? This padded out with product placements and movie tie-ins and Seacrest/Cowell banter that seems one barb away from a loogie to the face? Just kidding--I know they're always this b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2010

    Please Welcome the #FreeScooter Hashtag, Perhaps the Most Ridiculous Element in a Campaign to Free Justin Bieber's Manager From Nassau County Jail

    Now, leaving aside the semantics of the "Free ____" meme, let's just review here for a second. Back in November, word of a scheduled appearance by the young Island Def Jam signee and Usher protégé Justin Bieber at Long Island's Roosevelt Field Mall resulted in a stampede that shattered the arm o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2009

    Horror Stories From a Disastrous Justin Bieber Non-Appearance at a Long Island Mall

    ​A scheduled Friday appearance at Long Island's Roosevelt Field Mall by young Island Def Jam signee and Usher protege Justin Bieber turned bloody when hordes of young women and their mothers swarmed the mall, creating a scene of such horrific violence that police eventually forbid Bieber from ... More >>

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