Kate Middleton

  • Film

    September 11, 2013
  • Blogs

    July 23, 2013

    Five Spots to Celebrate the Royal Baby

    We'd like to pretend we're too cool to care about the new member of Britain's royal family, but did we click on the news alert that announced the Duchess of Cambridge had popped out a baby boy? Yes, yes we did, and we'll keep one eye on news on this subject, too, until the tiny prince has a name. ... More >>

  • Columns

    December 26, 2012

    2012: The Year in Review

    From a deranged Dirty Harry to the rise of Honey Boo Boo, it was a long, strange, sad, and silly trip

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2012

    Come And Get Your Topless Kate Middleton Photos

    Here they are, loveys! Don't they look like marvelous little crumpets in the sun? Or maybe like some bangers waiting for some mash? And lord knows what kind of Shepherd's pie the woman has!

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2011

    British Royals Usher In Bold New Era: Women Rule!

    ​The British monarchy has finally changed an antiquated set of rules that everyone had forgotten about. Up until now, the rules for British royal succession were that sons trumped daughters no matter what, even if the daughters were older. There also was, until today, a rule barring would-be m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 25, 2011

    Prince William Wears Chinos: Things We Learned From A New Interview In The Daily Mail

    ​We here at Runnin' Scared have fastidiously documented our obsession with the royal family/wedding. So when we read that the Daily Mail had run an exclusive interview with Wills (an excerpt from an upcoming book on the queen), we just had to weigh in. In the Daily Mail piece -- which is accom ... More >>

  • Columns

    September 7, 2011

    Why I Hate Fashion! It's To Die From!

    We have to hear 'I'm Too Sexy' again, and 40 other angry reasons

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2011

    New York Has Lost Its Spot as the World Fashion Capital Because of Kate Middleton

    ​A number of confusing metrics have been recalculated and re-algorithmed (sp?) and numbers have been crunched and lo and behold, New York has lost its spot as the number one fashion city in the world -- to London. London! And it's all because of Kate Middleton's unprecedented popularity. The G ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2011

    "Pippa Butt Lift" Is Hot New Surgery Craze; Post Employees Ordered to Preserve Documents

    ​People are now asking, en masse apparently, for surgery to make their butts look like Pippa Middleton's. A plastic surgeon in Miami told Fox News that "ever since the royal wedding, Pippa Middleton has become the new queen of the booty! She opens the doors to those who did not know you could have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2011

    Prince Harry Gets A Comic Book And Graphic Novel, We Go Slightly Insane

    ​Big news: Prince Harry is getting his own comic book and graphic novel come August. Both are called "The Royals: Prince Harry" and both feature creepy cover art. In one version Harry has brown hair and kind of looks like George W. Bush (anyone else see it?) while a framed picture of Diana in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2011

    5 Reasons to Get Excited About the Royal Wedding in Monaco

    WikipediaYou can call him Al. ​OMGEEZE ANOTHER ROYAL WEDDING. Okay, so this one isn't quite as engrossing as the Kate and Wills hoopla in April, but there are reasons to get excited about the upcoming nuptials of Prince Albert II and South African former Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock. The ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 27, 2011

    Princess Diana Covers Newsweek Because Tina Brown Said So; David Carr Pisses Off America

    ​The newish editor-in-chief of Newsweek is the very famous and talented Tina Brown, who took over when her floundering web project The Daily Beast partnered with the floundering newsweekly. During her editorship, Brown famously made both Vanity Fair and the New Yorker sharper and flashier, and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2011

    The Three Most Overrated Women of 2011

    ​So far. According to Based on their sex appeal. (Yes, I try to spotlight the other team once in a while.) (3) Lea Michele I guess her Tony awards appearance last year is still not instigating waves of glee. (2) Cameron Diaz You mean, her reuniting with ex beau Justin Timb ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2011

    Royal Wedding Junk Is Up for Sale -- Get It Before the Rapture!

    ​The Royal Wedding happened way back in a world in which Osama Bin Laden was still alive. Remember, Prince William married commoner Kate Middleton, which made them the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge? The wedding was attended by crying children, both Beckhams, and even silly hats (more on that i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 8, 2011

    Porn Producer Offers Pippa Middleton $5 Million To Star In Film

    ​Pippa Middleton has an opportunity to make a quick buck or two with relatively little effort! Porn producer Steven Hirsch, the head of Vivid Entertainment, is offering Kate's little sister $5 million to appear in just one scene in one of his movies. And if Pippa wants to bring along brother James ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2011

    Death Toll From Tornados Rises to Over 340; Charlie Sheen Shilling E-Cigarettes

    ​The number of dead from the tornados that ravaged the South this week has climbed to 342, officials say. Wednesday's storms are the second deadliest tornado outbreak in U.S. history. Tuscaloosa, AL has experienced more devastation than any other area; at least 45 people have died in the Tuscaloos ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2011

    Kate and Wills, Together at Last! The Royal Wedding Liveblog

    ​Good morning! It's your royal wedding bloggers, Rosie Gray, Francesca Stabile, and Jen Doll, here in these wee hours munching pretend scones and mainlining coffee so we can tell you exactly what's happening on this glorious day of April 29, 2011, the much-anticipated day of nuptials between P ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2011

    Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress Revealed!

    ​Perhaps we're in the small percentile that cares about the Royal Wedding enough to wake up at this ungodly hour. Though in our defense, we were in diapers during Princess Diana's Royal Wedding, so this is our first go at a sovereign shebang. And really, who gives a rat's ass that our curiosit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2011

    Prince William and Kate Are Murderers!

    ​A friend of mine who stayed awake during history class way back then just had this startling observation: "Why are we paying so much attention to royals like Prince William and his new wife Kate Middleton?

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2011

    Kate's Wedding Dress: A Marvel of McQueenly Design

    ​I don't care a jot about the royals--they're descendants of murderers and they're boring, remember?--but I do like a good fashion design, so I have to admit that Kate Middleton's gown was absolutely divoon, darlings. With see-through lacey stuff dotted with white florals on her arms, combine ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2011

    Some Woman Dressed Up Like Kate Middleton's Engagement Ring for the Royal Wedding

    via Crushable via D-Listed​Presented without comment, which is really a way of saying presented with comment, because we have far too many comments than could ever fit in this box along with this glorious picture, and there you go: A woman who looks like Kate Middleton's engagement ring so muc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2011

    Today in El Diario: Colombians Know How to Throw a Royal Wedding Party

    ​Latinos to celebrate royal wedding Colombians always find a reason to throw a party, according to the Spanish-language daily. In England, there are said to be 5,500 neighborhood parties planned to celebrate Friday's royal wedding -- and some of these will be hosted by Colombians. At these e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2011

    Royal Wedding Forecast: RAIN!

    But your hair, your beautiful hair!​Bad, horrible, awful, terrible news: The Telegraph reports (in almost 600 words, no less) that heavy showers are forecasted for Friday's royal wedding ceremonies in London. Stay calm, everyone; if we can just have all the commoners climb on each others' shou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 24, 2011

    Who Is Most Likely To Embarrass Kate Middleton On Her Wedding Day?

    via Kate Middleton For The Win ​Kate Middleton, lest we even begin to forget, is a commoner. Naturally, she has some embarrassing family members, as the British tabloids have been sure to uncover thoroughly. For example, there's Katrina Darling, a burlesque dancer and second cousin of Kate. Then t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2011

    Royal Wedding Roundup: Guest List Confirmed, Beer Banned, Roses Planned

    via Kate Middleton For The Win ​The Most Important Wedding Of Our Time is less than a week away, and the official guest list and seating plan have been confirmed. Not a lot of surprises among the 1,900 lucky invitees: Elton John, David Beckham and Posh Spice, Guy Ritchie, other royals from aro ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2011

    Never Trust Someone With Thin Lips!

    ​A friend actually told me that a few years ago, generously adding, "No offense." ("Gee, thanks," I screeched, making a mental note to get some collagen.) Well, she's now an ex-friend, but I have to wonder if there was some truth to what she said.

  • Dance

    April 20, 2011

    Juliette Mapp Reads Gertrude Stein; Paradigm Celebrates Two Different Birthdays

    The Making of Americans at DTW, plus Paradigm Shift: Past, Present, Future at Danspace

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2011

    The Royal Wedding PEZ Dispenser Is Our Ultimate Royal Wedding Gift

    ​The royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton is on Friday, April 29, and we've finally found the one piece of royal wedding merchandise that our heart truly desires. We've already bought the royal wedding garden gnomes and William and Kate teabags. And we've had five royal wedding c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2011

    The Royal Wedding Cocktail

    ​Yes, there's a cocktail to commemorate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Of course there is; there's a royal wedding everything. It's a punch made with gin, that most British of liquors. The recipe, according to People (keep in mind this was created by "mixologist Dan Warner" who ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2011

    Did the Huffington Post Steal Their April Fool's Day Joke? Plus More Media Gags!

    ​Today, almost every media operation in the world has already attempted or will soon attempt to make a joke at the expense of their readers, viewers, visitors, or customers. Most will actually fool very few, while even less will be funny. We've already noted some of Google's gags for the day, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 29, 2011

    EU Fails to Ban Clone Offspring Meat; Royal Wedding Cake(s) Revealed

    ​Village Yogurt is a Chelsea staple where famous and no-name patrons alike go for uncomplicated, healthy Asian food. [Wall Street Journal] An EU effort to ban meat from the offspring of cloned animals failed after talks between participating governments broke down. [ABC News] Whole Foods is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 21, 2011

    The 7 Most Ridiculous Royal Wedding Products

    ​You simply can't have a royal wedding without a classy assortment of royal wedding branded products! Of course, we've all seen the mugs and buttons and teddy bears. But if you really want to celebrate the most important royal wedding of our time, THE ROYAL WEDDING TO END ALL ROYAL WEDDINGS, t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 3, 2011

    UK UFO Files Released

    "Doughnut" over Sri Lanka​The British National Archives just released about 8,500 pages of UFO reports that date back to the 1950s. What do these long-classified files tell us? Was Stonehenge planted by extraterrestrials? Is Dr. Who based on real events? Is Kate Middleton a Species-like creatu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2011

    Prince William and Kate Middleton: I Don't Bloody Care!

    I didn't give a royal shit about Prince Charles marrying Princes Diana way back when that wedding was crammed down our throats, but at least that one had some glamour and promise to it. But now that we know the horrors--from adultery and divorce to lethal stalking by paparazzi--that can ensue from ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 20, 2011

    Analyzing Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Invitation

    ​Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding invite has arrived! Are you one of the lucky 1,900 to receive one? Are you this girl? If so, time to give up sweetie, it's all over. Forthwith, an analysis of the Most Important Royal Wedding Invitation of Our Time.

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2011

    Teenager on Hunger Strike for Royal Wedding Invite Is Hungry

    Not the First Time the British Empire Is Responsible for a Hunger Strike​19-year-old Estibalis Chavez has been camped outside of the British Embassy in Mexico City for over a week, refusing to eat. Her cause? She wants to be invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. Will somebody ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 22, 2010

    10 Facts About Prince William and Kate Middleton to Impress and Amaze at the Thanksgiving Table

    ​The other sites may tell you how they met (at the University of St. Andrews), how long they dated (8 years), or how much her ring costs (£300,000)...But here at Runnin' Scared, we'll tell you the esoteric stuff you REALLY want to know about the prince and future princess of England. Herewith ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2010

    The 25 Sexiest Things We Are Thinking About RIGHT NOW!

    Everyday things can be sexy, too!​By God, today is full of sexy! There's People's annual "Sexiest Man Alive" countdown, of course. And Salon's "Men on Top" answer to it. Not to mention the pretending-to-be-less-shallow Daily Beast offering, "Sexiest Man Alive (On the Inside)." You know who's s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2010

    Prince William Gives Kate Middleton the Ring His Cheating Dad Once Gave His Deceased Mum

    via People​Tradition is very important to royals! As such, Prince William has given his betrothed, the lovely (albeit middle-class -- which actually makes us like her more) Kate Middleton, a big honking sapphire surrounded by diamonds that, actually, was the very engagement ring Prince Charles ... More >>

  • Theater

    July 17, 2007

    Court Jesting

    A new tuner on the song side of the law