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Keanu Reeves

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2011

    The Best Male Hustlers In Movies: A Montage

    Tony Ward, Hustler White​It's the guys' turn. These are the studs who sold it to their audience as persuasively as they did to their screen clients. Get out your PayPal accounts.

  • Film

    April 6, 2011

    Keanu Reeves Manhandled Into Some Actual Acting in Henry's Crime

    Tony Ward, Hustler White​It's the guys' turn. These are the studs who sold it to their audience as persuasively as they did to their screen clients. Get out your PayPal accounts.

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2010

    Kinski Is Closed, but Karloff Will Open

    KinskiKinski in better and more well-trafficked days.​Earlier today, Brownstoner spread word the imminent opening of Karloff, a "cafe with an Eastern European accent." Located on Court Street in Cobble Hill, its menu will feature latkes, pierogies, baked goods, soups, and fresh-squeezed juices ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 18, 2010

    The Top 10 Witches Better Suited for Elected Office than Christine O'Donnell

    ​Footage from 1999 of Delaware's finest anti-masturbation Republican/Tea-Party candidate for Senate, Christine O'Donnell, admitting to having "dabbled in Witchcraft" has hit the internet! It's a sensation, especially for those of us punishment-fetishists who also enjoy masturbating to witches. ... More >>

  • Voice Choices

    February 23, 2010

    Point Break

    ​Footage from 1999 of Delaware's finest anti-masturbation Republican/Tea-Party candidate for Senate, Christine O'Donnell, admitting to having "dabbled in Witchcraft" has hit the internet! It's a sensation, especially for those of us punishment-fetishists who also enjoy masturbating to witches. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    Who's The Worst Actor in The Movies?

    via Wikipedia.org​I hate to sink so low as to even dare crown anyone with such a hideous distinction. It's so hateful, so judging, and so unfair to name just one poor zhlub, when even the rottenest actor has some redeeming features, or at least might have some if occasionally offered better s ... More >>

  • Film

    November 24, 2009

    Pippa Lee, Desperate Housewife

    Married in the 'burbs—can we really expect anything but comatose?

  • Film

    June 24, 2009

    Interview: Kathryn Bigelow Goes Where the Action Is

    Married in the 'burbs—can we really expect anything but comatose?

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2009

    Asher Roth Should Probably Lose That Hypeman

    We've watched with some amusement as Asher Roth's air of commercial inevitability has had a few holes punched in it since the release of Asleep in the Bread Aisle, a record that ended up promising infinitely more than it could deliver. (Put another way: he made a bad album. This conversation would ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2009

    Lost Inches Ever-Closer to Becoming One Giant Time-Travel Clusterf%*k

    My major problem with the new season of Lost is best explained via the clip found at the 6:00 mark of this remarkably thorough anthology of time-travel movies -- why yes, it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the part where they decide to go back in time and hide car keys behind a bush s ... More >>

  • Film

    December 10, 2008

    The Day the Earth Stood Still

    My major problem with the new season of Lost is best explained via the clip found at the 6:00 mark of this remarkably thorough anthology of time-travel movies -- why yes, it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the part where they decide to go back in time and hide car keys behind a bush s ... More >>

  • Columns

    November 12, 2008

    Free Will Astrology: November 12 through 18

    My major problem with the new season of Lost is best explained via the clip found at the 6:00 mark of this remarkably thorough anthology of time-travel movies -- why yes, it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the part where they decide to go back in time and hide car keys behind a bush s ... More >>

  • Columns

    August 19, 2008
  • Film

    April 8, 2008

    Street Kings Cops Out

    Boys will be boys in this shallow look at dirty police

  • NYC Life

    October 24, 2006

    Us Weekly

    Celebs who won't let you take their picture are bad; non-celebs who demand you do are worse.

  • Columns

    July 4, 2006

    NY Mirror

    Celebs who won't let you take their picture are bad; non-celebs who demand you do are worse.

  • Film

    June 6, 2006

    'The Lake House'

    Celebs who won't let you take their picture are bad; non-celebs who demand you do are worse.

  • Film

    May 23, 2006

    Double Vision

    The same-but-different philosophies of Richard Linklater's Cannes twofer

  • Film

    March 28, 2006

    'The Great Warming'

    The same-but-different philosophies of Richard Linklater's Cannes twofer

  • Music

    March 21, 2006

    A Nerd on the Range, Fit for Socks But Not Boots

    The same-but-different philosophies of Richard Linklater's Cannes twofer

  • NYC Life

    January 3, 2006

    Hungover

    Where everyone from Parker Posey to Miss Guy played during the holidays

  • Film

    September 6, 2005

    American Brooding

    Suburban renewal: Annoying teen-angst subgenre gets a refresher course in wistful emo

  • Film

    July 19, 2005

    Bush League

    Soft toss: Billy Bob's bawdy Bad Santa shtick can't save Linklater's dull remake from irrelevance

  • Screens

    March 22, 2005

    Racing Games That Rock

    Soft toss: Billy Bob's bawdy Bad Santa shtick can't save Linklater's dull remake from irrelevance

  • Screens

    March 15, 2005

    screens

    Soft toss: Billy Bob's bawdy Bad Santa shtick can't save Linklater's dull remake from irrelevance

  • Art

    March 15, 2005

    We Are Theirs

    Ultimately, it doesn't matter if you're seeing Larry King or Owen Wilson or Joan Collins

  • Screens

    March 8, 2005

    Got Blood? Or Seek the Original

    Ultimately, it doesn't matter if you're seeing Larry King or Owen Wilson or Joan Collins

  • Screens

    March 1, 2005

    River Runs Through It: Van Sant's Magical Mystery Tour

    Ultimately, it doesn't matter if you're seeing Larry King or Owen Wilson or Joan Collins

  • Screens

    March 1, 2005

    No Fun in Hell With Keanu, But Racing Sim Achieves Perfection

    Ultimately, it doesn't matter if you're seeing Larry King or Owen Wilson or Joan Collins

  • Film

    February 8, 2005

    Whoa Is Me: Keanu Dons Noir Drag for Infernal Adventure

    Ultimately, it doesn't matter if you're seeing Larry King or Owen Wilson or Joan Collins

  • Film

    December 9, 2003

    As Bad As It Gets: What Women Want Panderer Helps The Aged

    Ultimately, it doesn't matter if you're seeing Larry King or Owen Wilson or Joan Collins

  • Film

    November 4, 2003

    Holy Trinity

    Secret of the universe swallowed by infernal orange and blue orgone-light tentacle vortex

  • Film

    June 17, 2003

    Free and Freerer

    Notes on the Dumb-Buddy Film

  • Film

    May 20, 2003

    Sim City

    Indulging in Cannes's Desserts of the Reel

  • News

    May 13, 2003

    Reloaded Questions

    Hacking the 'Matrix' Master Code

  • Film

    May 13, 2003

    Use Your Illusions

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Music

    May 28, 2002

    Orajel of the Species

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Theater

    October 9, 2001

    Gloria Foster (1936–2001)

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Film

    February 20, 2001

    Terminal Endearment

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Film

    January 30, 2001

    Summer Thrills, Winter Chills

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Film

    January 16, 2001

    Waking the Dread

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Film

    September 12, 2000

    There Is Power in a Union

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • Film

    September 12, 2000

    Love Kills

    Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

  • News

    September 5, 2000

    Picture This

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

  • Film

    August 15, 2000

    Kicked in the Head

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

  • Film

    June 13, 2000

    Auto Ban

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

  • Home

    December 28, 1999

    Flashbacks: The Year in Movies

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

  • Film

    June 29, 1999

    The Good Fights

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

  • Books

    June 8, 1999

    All Ears

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

  • Film

    April 6, 1999

    Grand Allusions

    Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

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