Who the hell needs real bands when there are so many great fictional ones? Here's some of the best -- our list goes to 11, of course: See also: Top 10 Concert Films to See Before You Die
For the third time since July, a baby failed to get out of the way of a stray bullet in one of New York's five boroughs -- and since the people of Gotham clearly aren't going to stop shooting each other, we at the Voice feel it's far time that babies take a little initiative here and learn to dodge ... More >>
A 3-year-old Brooklyn boy is apparently terrified to leave his house after a group of thugs robbed a $400 chain he was wearing while in the lobby of his apartment on Malcolm X Boulevard in Bed-Stuy late Tuesday night.If the New York Post won't just come out and say it, we will: his parents, Pedro He ... More >>
Tony Ward, Hustler WhiteIt's the guys' turn. These are the studs who sold it to their audience as persuasively as they did to their screen clients. Get out your PayPal accounts.
KinskiKinski in better and more well-trafficked days.Earlier today, Brownstoner spread word the imminent opening of Karloff, a "cafe with an Eastern European accent." Located on Court Street in Cobble Hill, its menu will feature latkes, pierogies, baked goods, soups, and fresh-squeezed juices ... More >>
Footage from 1999 of Delaware's finest anti-masturbation Republican/Tea-Party candidate for Senate, Christine O'Donnell, admitting to having "dabbled in Witchcraft" has hit the internet! It's a sensation, especially for those of us punishment-fetishists who also enjoy masturbating to witches. ... More >>
via Wikipedia.orgI hate to sink so low as to even dare crown anyone with such a hideous distinction. It's so hateful, so judging, and so unfair to name just one poor zhlub, when even the rottenest actor has some redeeming features, or at least might have some if occasionally offered better s ... More >>
Married in the 'burbs—can we really expect anything but comatose?
We've watched with some amusement as Asher Roth's air of commercial inevitability has had a few holes punched in it since the release of Asleep in the Bread Aisle, a record that ended up promising infinitely more than it could deliver. (Put another way: he made a bad album. This conversation would ... More >>
My major problem with the new season of Lost is best explained via the clip found at the 6:00 mark of this remarkably thorough anthology of time-travel movies -- why yes, it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the part where they decide to go back in time and hide car keys behind a bush s ... More >>
I told you so.
Boys will be boys in this shallow look at dirty police
Celebs who won't let you take their picture are bad; non-celebs who demand you do are worse.
Where everyone from Parker Posey to Miss Guy played during the holidays
Suburban renewal: Annoying teen-angst subgenre gets a refresher course in wistful emo
Secret of the universe swallowed by infernal orange and blue orgone-light tentacle vortex
Notes on the Dumb-Buddy Film
Indulging in Cannes's Desserts of the Reel
Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania
Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!