Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves Works Hard in Otherwise Lifeless Generation Um ...

The Return of John Sayles and Other Observations from SXSW

The 11 Best Fictional Bands of All Time

Who the hell needs real bands when there are so many great fictional ones? Here's some of the best -- our list goes to 11, of course: See also: Top 10 Concert Films to See Before You Die

C'mon, New York City Babies, Learn To Dodge Bullets Already

For the third time since July, a baby failed to get out of the way of a stray bullet in one of New York's five boroughs -- and since the people of Gotham clearly aren't going to stop shooting each other, we at the Voice feel it's far time that babies take a little initiative here and learn to dodge ... More >>

Side by Side

To The Parents Of 3-Year-Old Robbed For $400 Chain: Yes, It Is Your Fault

A 3-year-old Brooklyn boy is apparently terrified to leave his house after a group of thugs robbed a $400 chain he was wearing while in the lobby of his apartment on Malcolm X Boulevard in Bed-Stuy late Tuesday night.If the New York Post won't just come out and say it, we will: his parents, Pedro He ... More >>

The Best Male Hustlers In Movies: A Montage

Tony Ward, Hustler White​It's the guys' turn. These are the studs who sold it to their audience as persuasively as they did to their screen clients. Get out your PayPal accounts.

Keanu Reeves Manhandled Into Some Actual Acting in Henry's Crime

Kinski Is Closed, but Karloff Will Open

KinskiKinski in better and more well-trafficked days.​Earlier today, Brownstoner spread word the imminent opening of Karloff, a "cafe with an Eastern European accent." Located on Court Street in Cobble Hill, its menu will feature latkes, pierogies, baked goods, soups, and fresh-squeezed juices ... More >>

The Top 10 Witches Better Suited for Elected Office than Christine O'Donnell

​Footage from 1999 of Delaware's finest anti-masturbation Republican/Tea-Party candidate for Senate, Christine O'Donnell, admitting to having "dabbled in Witchcraft" has hit the internet! It's a sensation, especially for those of us punishment-fetishists who also enjoy masturbating to witches. ... More >>

Point Break

Who's The Worst Actor in The Movies?

via Wikipedia.org​I hate to sink so low as to even dare crown anyone with such a hideous distinction. It's so hateful, so judging, and so unfair to name just one poor zhlub, when even the rottenest actor has some redeeming features, or at least might have some if occasionally offered better s ... More >>

Pippa Lee, Desperate Housewife

Married in the 'burbs—can we really expect anything but comatose?

Interview: Kathryn Bigelow Goes Where the Action Is

Asher Roth Should Probably Lose That Hypeman

We've watched with some amusement as Asher Roth's air of commercial inevitability has had a few holes punched in it since the release of Asleep in the Bread Aisle, a record that ended up promising infinitely more than it could deliver. (Put another way: he made a bad album. This conversation would ... More >>

Lost Inches Ever-Closer to Becoming One Giant Time-Travel Clusterf%*k

My major problem with the new season of Lost is best explained via the clip found at the 6:00 mark of this remarkably thorough anthology of time-travel movies -- why yes, it's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the part where they decide to go back in time and hide car keys behind a bush s ... More >>

The Day the Earth Stood Still

Free Will Astrology: November 12 through 18

Blind Items about Heath Ledger and Maybe Madonna!

I told you so.

Street Kings Cops Out

Boys will be boys in this shallow look at dirty police

Us Weekly

Celebs who won't let you take their picture are bad; non-celebs who demand you do are worse.

NY Mirror

'The Lake House'

'The Great Warming'

A Nerd on the Range, Fit for Socks But Not Boots

Hungover

Where everyone from Parker Posey to Miss Guy played during the holidays

American Brooding

Suburban renewal: Annoying teen-angst subgenre gets a refresher course in wistful emo

Racing Games That Rock

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Got Blood? Or Seek the Original

River Runs Through It: Van Sant's Magical Mystery Tour

No Fun in Hell With Keanu, But Racing Sim Achieves Perfection

Whoa Is Me: Keanu Dons Noir Drag for Infernal Adventure

As Bad As It Gets: What Women Want Panderer Helps The Aged

Holy Trinity

Secret of the universe swallowed by infernal orange and blue orgone-light tentacle vortex

Free and Freerer

Notes on the Dumb-Buddy Film

Sim City

Indulging in Cannes's Desserts of the Reel

Use Your Illusions

Dancers in the Dark, From Zion to Transylvania

Orajel of the Species

Gloria Foster (1936–2001)

Terminal Endearment

Waking the Dread

Love Kills

Picture This

Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!

Kicked in the Head

Auto Ban

Flashbacks: The Year in Movies

The Good Fights

All Ears

Grand Allusions