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  • Blogs

    March 16, 2010

    Jessica Simpson To Make Babies With Gay Hairdresser?

    Christopher Wellner​Yes, the singing lovely who thought Chicken of the Sea was chicken--or at least who read that observation off a prompter--has figured out the future of her womb and decided that if she isn't settled down by 40 (and at this rate, I wouldn't count on it), she'll turn to her b ... More >>

  • NYC Life

    March 27, 2007

    Gimme a Break

    Desperately seeking asylum after a night of retreat