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    April 24, 2012

    Janice Dickinson Served Truckloads Of Steamy Dish Last Night

    In her appearance at xl nightclub, the Mouth that Abhored unleashed it all to a crowd . Christian Freedom was there and told me the highlights of what Janice said. To wit: "Stallone has a penile implant. "Tyra is a greedy bitch who wouldn't give Janice a producer's credit/fee.

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    December 6, 2011

    Elizabeth Taylor at Christie's: Showcasing the 1% of the 1%

    Window outside Christie's​An auction of all of Elizabeth Taylor's clothing, art, personal movie memorabilia, and most importantly, her jewelry, appropriately titled "The Collection of Elizabeth Taylor, is going on at Christie's through December 16th. A corresponding exhibition is up through th ... More >>

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    April 19, 2011

    Richard Branson Is Planning to Create Island Full of Lemurs

    ​Richard Branson, the eccentric billionaire and chairman of the Virgin group, is planning one of the most extravagant displays of socially conscious wealth we've ever seen. The New York Post says that he wants to fill one of his privately owned islands with endangered lemurs in order to build ... More >>

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    August 4, 2010

    Material Hurl: Our Top 10 Issues with Madonna and Lourdes' New Clothing Line

    ​Yesterday, in a maelstrom of glitter and Pixie Stix, Herald Square unveiled Material Girl, their new, tween-oriented in-house fashion line. Their collaborators: Madonna and her daughter, Lourdes. The face of the brand: panda-eyed Gossip Girl actress and the Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momse ... More >>

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    June 18, 2010

    The Execution Tweet, and Eight Other Questionable Announcements Made by Twitter

    ​Late last night, Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff informed the world that he gave the go-ahead to execute Ronnie Lee Gardner via firing squad ... via Twitter. Minutes later, Gardner was shot, but it was Shurtleff's Tweet that was heard around the world. Twitter often lends itself to off ... More >>

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    February 19, 2010

    Please Welcome the Return of the Famous Jay-Z Gas Face

    Let no one say Shawn Carter is not reliable. For two decades now, through rap thick and rap thin, hip-hop's most prickly superstar has had the looking-disgusted game on lock. Oh, you're Benny the Bull, the Chicago Bulls mascot, and you're seized with the desire to do the "Single Ladies" dance mere ... More >>

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    August 19, 2009

    Reality Shows I'd Like To See

    ​Sodom and Kimora. Kimora Lee Simmons drops by a circuit party and tastes some real depravity for a change. I Didn't Know I Wasn't Pregnant. This wacky reversal show would star women who wrongly assumed their big, fat belly was a bun in the oven--until the midwife couldn't seem to get it out! ... More >>

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    June 3, 2009

    Joan Rivers Rags on Carrie Prejean's Privates!

    This barb doll keeps going and going and going

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    February 18, 2009

    "Come Back Mickey Rourke!" Cries His Friend

    Recession update: Cheapo bashes; home alone with Altoids.

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    January 25, 2008

    TABLOIDED: Watching the Watchdogs

    Well, I was partially correct in my front-page predictions yesterday. There were three front-page stories, but they were spread out over both papers. The Post continues its all-Heath-Ledger coverage with a front-page devoted to Mary-Kate Olsen’s mysterious role in the events, and the Daily News fo ... More >>

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    July 25, 2006

    Cat Scratch Fever

    Bitchy doormen, '70s porn, and the paragraph that turned Fly Life gay

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