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April 27, 2012
Richard Simmons' Nickname Is "Dickie Jukebox"
Fitness guru Richard Simmons and I once sang "He Touched Me" together in his trailer before he got nervous, and that was pretty much the end of the interview. But I have to say I liked him a lot! And now, he's revealed to MensHealth.com what people affectionately call him:
Voice Choices
November 23, 2011
Dashboard Confessional
Fitness guru Richard Simmons and I once sang "He Touched Me" together in his trailer before he got nervous, and that was pretty much the end of the interview. But I have to say I liked him a lot! And now, he's revealed to MensHealth.com what people affectionately call him:
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August 9, 2011
The 20 Greatest Bread Quotes of All Time
www.insightbb.comWell, maybe not of all time -- how far back does the world's literature really go? And we blush to note that most of these quotes come from Western sources, at that. But read on anyway, because some of them are pretty damn funny, or at least pithy and philosophical.
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July 3, 2011
Dish No. 96: Pizza Di Patate at Malaparte
Welcome to the 2011 Edition of 100 Dishes to Eat Now, Fork in the Road's handy list of some of the dishes we've lately stumbled on that we're fond of -- old standbys and new finds alike. Over the ensuing weeks, we'll be counting these down leading up to our Best of 2011 Issue -- and see how ... More >>
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May 25, 2011
Ellen Barkin On Hollywood, AIDS, and The Normal Heart
In the current Broadway revival of Larry Kramer's The Normal Heart, Ellen Barkin is doing so well she's gotten a Tony nomination and a theaterful full of used Kleenexes every night. Click here for my new column, in which Ellen tells me about this staggering production, as well as her experie ... More >>
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February 3, 2011
Assholes Fight on Subway, Capture Assholery for Posterity [Video]
We do everything on the subway now! Play with rats, discard what should really go in a Kleenex on walls, yell at each other, yell at each other and record it to be posted on YouTube and make us look like even bigger assholes! Here is your daily dose of "God, people are terrible." ... More >>
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January 25, 2011
Funerals: Now on the Internet
via Funeral Streaming NetworkWhy would you have a funeral in real life when you could have it online, allowing people to pay their respects without ever having to put on a black outfit or even leave their homes? The New York Times explores our modern state of affairs, let's call it Memorial S ... More >>
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November 30, 2010
Prince William/Kate Middleton Nuptials May Be Broadcast in 3-D
Chelsea Clinton, eat your heart out. For the Royal Wedding of the century -- the just plain wedding of the century -- the media won't be camping out in any upstate New York hamlet and bullying shopkeepers into answering questions. No, the wedding of the century will be in on the joke. Like, w ... More >>
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October 27, 2010
10 NYC Hotels Better Fitted for Charlie Sheen to Do Blow in Than the Plaza
Home Alone 2. North by Northwest. Crocodile Dundee. Arthur. Eloise and her motherfucking Pet Turtle!* New York City's landmark The Plaza Hotel has been home to many famous scenes over its 103-year history. Yet Charlie Sheen has managed to sully it, as it is now also home to the famous scene that ... More >>
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September 8, 2010
What Do Mucous Secretions and Fruit Have in Common? The Watermelon Kleenex Box
In the current era, the persuasive powers of food are so immense, that they can be used to effectively sell other products, even when no food is present. This odd thought struck me as I walked into my local Duane Reade and encountered a lavish display of Kleenex boxes shaped and realisticall ... More >>
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July 14, 2010
Most Romantic Street Artist Ever Proposes; Plus, Find Your Perfect Proposal Video Match!
At the beginning of the summer, we brought you The Most Epic Marriage Proposal Ever, and this one rivals it with a certain finesse and understatement. Understatement? Yeah, not usually a word associated with Day-Glo murals and public marriage proposals, but we noted a nice level of modesty he ... More >>
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June 7, 2010
Shark Tank Wedding Irrepressibly "Unique" (Video)
When we heard that a Long Island couple was getting hitched in a shark tank, we were skeptical. It seemed like a lot of unnecessary hoopla for something that could be done rather pleasantly without the inclusion of underwater beasts, wetsuits, or a large suspended cage. (Maybe a beach wedding ... More >>
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June 3, 2010
Remembering the Bowery Before it was Hip
Clip Job: an excerpt every day from the Voice archives. November 7, 1968, Vol. XIV, No. 4 Last Step Down Or First Step Up? by Steve Lerner The streets of the Bowery are the bowels of America. Sticking out like an infected anus at the end of the island, the Bowery lays a fart in the face of ... More >>
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April 12, 2010
Allergy Season "Wicked Bad" This Year
If you're planning on a frolic in a field of flowers, bring along some Kleenex.If your eyes are all red and swollen and scratchy and you're feeling generally like you got hit by a truck, or maybe a large, blooming plant of some sort, it's not because you drank too many glasses of the good stu ... More >>
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March 6, 2009
New York Named Least Manly City
The compulsive listmakers at Sperling's Best Places have come up with "America's Manliest Cities." The #1 butchtown is Nashville, and at the bottom of the list of 50 towns is New York. Nashville took the warm, sticky crown with "its high number of NASCAR enthusiasts" and "popularity of hunting and f ... More >>
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December 24, 2008
Points At Which You Will Weep When Watching A Christmas Carol (1951)
The compulsive listmakers at Sperling's Best Places have come up with "America's Manliest Cities." The #1 butchtown is Nashville, and at the bottom of the list of 50 towns is New York. Nashville took the warm, sticky crown with "its high number of NASCAR enthusiasts" and "popularity of hunting and f ... More >>
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December 24, 2008
Musto's Year in Review
The year in pictures—pictures of me!
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December 23, 2008
Is It All Over For Nicole Kidman?
The year in pictures—pictures of me!
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May 7, 2008
Anatomy of a Murder Has the Consistency of Kleenex
The year in pictures—pictures of me!
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April 29, 2008
Hugs and Kisses #41: No Music Day, Perfect Unpop Compilation
The year in pictures—pictures of me!
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January 22, 2008
Bate and Switch
The audience-antagonizing joy and terror of the defiant, ridiculous Mars Volta
Film
January 15, 2008
U2 3D
Proof that Bono and his bros don't need a giant lemon to dominate the stage
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November 27, 2007
Hugs and Kisses #21: Kate Nash, Animals And Men
Proof that Bono and his bros don't need a giant lemon to dominate the stage
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September 10, 2007
Hugs and Kisses: French Glue Wave
Proof that Bono and his bros don't need a giant lemon to dominate the stage
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July 30, 2007
Hugs and Kisses, The Outbursts of Everett True: Monster Bobby, The Pipettes
Proof that Bono and his bros don't need a giant lemon to dominate the stage
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July 12, 2007
Vitter Screws One Person and It's News?
Proof that Bono and his bros don't need a giant lemon to dominate the stage
Art
May 22, 2007
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Theater
May 15, 2007
1907, 1957, and...Now?
Welcome to Off-Off-Broadway's newest theatrical discovery—the past
NYC Life
October 10, 2006
There's No Winking in Hell
Liberal heathens imitate fundie Christians denouncing liberal heathens. Sweet.
NYC Life
January 31, 2006
Are You In Love?
Rock stars, dating experts, and cartoon characters talk about Valentine's Day
Music
December 6, 2005
Naughty Is Nice: Some Holiday Mayhem Is Coming Your Way
Rock stars, dating experts, and cartoon characters talk about Valentine's Day
Music
August 9, 2005
Second-Generation Punks
The Willowz make songs that sound like a place, their styles signs along the road
Theater
December 28, 2004
People Chat
British writer seeks geeky contact via the World Wide Web
NYC Life
August 3, 2004
The End
Flyer mag shuts up shop; Filter 14 says see ya; Meow Mix Chix get a new home
Music
July 13, 2004
Cali Power-Ballad Philosophers Hit Big With Critique of Pure Reason
Flyer mag shuts up shop; Filter 14 says see ya; Meow Mix Chix get a new home
Columns
June 29, 2004
NY Mirror
Flyer mag shuts up shop; Filter 14 says see ya; Meow Mix Chix get a new home
Art
March 23, 2004
Shrink-Wrapped
On the couch with photographer Shellburne Thurber: 'I realized this is really strange'
Music
March 16, 2004
California Emo Kids Burrow Their Drama Deep
On the couch with photographer Shellburne Thurber: 'I realized this is really strange'
Music
February 17, 2004
Iberian expats trawl for wondrous verbal novelties
On the couch with photographer Shellburne Thurber: 'I realized this is really strange'
Music
October 14, 2003
Wanna Buy a Used Bridge?
U.K. and NYC post-punk and no wave revisited, selectively
Music
March 18, 2003
Mais Oui, Louis
Yes, French Music—or Should We Make That Freedom Music?
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February 4, 2003
String Theory
Yes, French Music—or Should We Make That Freedom Music?
Columns
November 12, 2002
NY Mirror
Yes, French Music—or Should We Make That Freedom Music?
Columns
January 1, 2002
Horoscope
Yes, French Music—or Should We Make That Freedom Music?
Music
September 4, 2001
Cucumber-Scum Tapeloop
Yes, French Music—or Should We Make That Freedom Music?
Dance
April 24, 2001
It's Been Strange
Spring Fever Dreams
Music
March 20, 2001
Music
Spring Fever Dreams
NYC Life
February 6, 2001
Partly Renovated Loft in Former Knitting Factory
Spring Fever Dreams
Music
September 26, 2000
Emotional Rescue
Sad Emo-Punk Boys Pull on Strings, Unravel Sweaters, Shiver ’Til Spring
Columns
February 15, 2000
NY Mirror
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