Here's the worst-case scenario: Your father is Michael Lohan. Your mother is Joan Crawford. Your brother is Jermaine Jackson.
One of the worst bashes in my very vivid memory bank was the 1991 party for model Kim Charlton Hunter at a downtown indoor/outdoor space called Amazon Village. I had no idea who Hunter was--and I still don't--but I did memorably spot LaToya Jackson there, holding the snake she regularly dragged to ... More >>
She posed for Playboy, warded off an abusive husband, and, according to Wikipedia, "She scored her biggest Billboard Hot 100 hit with 'Heart Don't Lie,' which peaked at number 56." And now La Toya Jackson is sweeping into town for a gala party on the 20th, promoting her new book about a who ... More >>
We know that The Black Eyed Peas are all set to perform. But guess who I hear is joining them? La Toya Jackson?
Donald Trump, real estate mogul and Celebrity Apprentice boss, went on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon yesterday and played coy, as usual, about a 2012 presidential run. He then ran through the cast of the new Apprentice season which features Mark McGrath, Lil' John, Latoya Jackson and Star Jones. Bu ... More >>
So they ignored all our suggestions--LaToya Jackson, Abe Vigoda, and so on--and went with Ellen DeGeneres to fill in the woozy dormouse slot on the American Idol panel, formerly occupied by "Straight Up" star Paula Abdul and her morphine patch scar. But I think this is a good thing! Ellen wi ... More >>
What kind of comedy is this?
Michael Jackson's illustrious but weird life will surely be turned into a TV movie as soon as the sequins get cold. So I've been doing some imaginary casting and coming up with these fanciful yet mildly disturbing inevitabilities: As Michael: Usher. They can digitize the surgery. As the other memb ... More >>