And I'm here! I'm still here!
My bunions had grown so unfashionably large that there was no footwear on earth that could pleasure my feet -- not even basketball sneakers -- so I had to break down and go for surgery.
by Kathy Iandoli
Kathy IandoliLana Del Rey
Monday, December 5
Better than: Rewinding the DVR over and over again to hear "Video Games" on Gossip Girl.
Two years ago, Lizzy Grant's song "Kill Kill," which inhaled Nancy Sinatra's "Bang Bang" and exhaled a more listener-frien ... More >>
The 2011 edition of Da Capo's annual anthology Best Music Writing which this year was guest edited by The New Yorker classical writer and The Rest Is Noise author Alex Ross; Daphne Carr has been the series editor since 2006contains 32 essays and is augmented by a a jumbo-sized "Other N ... More >>
A worn-out "gun-slinging hooker" is tried for murder and is nice enough to not tell her defense lawyer, "By the way, I'm your mother."
That's the tear-duct-tickling plot of Madame X, the Gerard Alessandrini and Robert Hetzel entry at the New York Musical Theatre Festival, which proves to be an affe ... More >>
I have a lot of free time, folks, so I've sat down and retooled "You Gotta Get a Gimmick" from Gypsy as if it were sung by Lana Turner, Rita Hayworth, and Ava Gardner to rising starlet Kim Novak back in the 1950s.
Before you call the men with the white suits, check out this theater queen flight o ... More >>
With Hollywood sweater girl Lana Turner for a mama, Cheryl Crane was bound for a life of nonstop rollicking glamour, right?
Cheryl was continually raped by her stepfather, screen Tarzan Lex Barker, who loved giving her "rough baths" by day and sexually torturing her at night.