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Lance Armstrong

  • Blogs

    March 3, 2014

    Did Beck's Band (and Hat) Upstage Him on SNL?

    We all get by with a little help from our friends, but surprise cameos during the musical guest performances on Saturday Night Live don't happen all too frequently. The Imagine Dragons/Kendrick Lamar reprise was a welcome one when they played SNL last month, and that had more to do with Kendrick sav ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2013

    Alex Rodriguez, "Disgusted" by the "Injustice" Against Him, Storms Out of Grievance Hearing

    Alex Rodriguez slammed his fist on a table and stormed out of his grievance hearing on Wednesday. He went down swinging, of course, as he is apt to do in autumn. "This is ridiculous!" he said before leaving the room, according to ESPN. "This is fucking bullshit!" For good measure, he punched a wa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2013

    Wu Tang Clan Merch > Yeezus Tour Merch

    As you've no doubt seen, Kanye West's Yeezus tour merch features Confederate flags and Native American headresses. Like all things Kanye, people feel strongly about it. Depending on who you listen to he's either a bold and fearless artist/genius unafraid to take aesthetic and artistic risks, or a br ... More >>

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    June 19, 2013
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    May 19, 2013

    Why Rightbloggers Should Drop Benghazi, IRS, and AP, Focus on Umbrellagate and Bulworth

    As the Benghazi prosecution appears to fizzle, rightbloggers have sought to replace it with a pair of new scandalettes involving the IRS and the Associated Press. We think this shows a disappointing lack of imagination. In the far-flung meth labs of the right, fresher outrages are cooking that Amer ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2012

    Lance Armstrong Sends Out a Taunting Photo

    As part of his Twitter feed this weekend, Lance Armstrong sent out a photo of himself reclining in front of the seven Tour de France jerseys he won. He captioned the photo, "Back in Austin and just layin' around." The image seems to be a defiant, perhaps downright bratty statement that's basically ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2012

    Feds' Last Chance Is Andy Pettitte's Last Chance, Too

    In case you're wondering why the U.S. Government is still pressing a case against Roger Clemens, think about it this way: years of work and millions upon millions of dollars have gone into investigations that have so far resulted in Barry Bonds being confined to his home for six months - and even th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 4, 2011

    The Super Bowl Is Stupid

    ​The Super Bowl is stupid. We say that and we're football fans here at Runnin' Scared. Watching the "big game," as it is referred to by companies attempting to profit off its popularity without paying licensing fees, is a useful exercise in being a stupid person for an entire day. Don't believ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2010

    Alberto Contador Takes Yellow Jersey With Skeezy Maneuver

    Cyclingnews.com/SirottiContador, now in yellow​The Tour de France is no longer about Lance Armstrong (except for those keeping an eye on federal subpoenas), but there's still plenty of drama going on, even if American cyclists are somewhat irrelevant to it. Take today, for example, when Spani ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 13, 2010

    Lance Armstrong Shows Class as Tour de France Becomes 2-Man Race

    Cyclingnews.com/Roberto BettiniAnother Frenchman wins a stage​Nursing a saddle sore and aches and pains left over from too many crashes to count, it would have been all too easy for Lance Armstrong, now that he's no longer in the hunt for the overall lead, to pack up his bike and go home with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 10, 2010

    Lance Armstrong in the Mountains: The Real Race Begins

    ​What to look for in today's first mountain stage of the Tour de France... We'll see a mad dash for the polka dot King of the Mountains jersey, currently worn by French rider Jérôme Pineau. But the real race to watch involves just a few men who will be testing each other over the six substa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2010

    Lance Armstrong's Bad Day on Cobbles

    Cyclingnews.com/Sirotti​It was supposed to be the lightweight climbers -- riders like Alberto Contador and Andy Schleck -- who would have the hardest time with the cobblestoned sections thrown at riders in yesterday's stage that crossed from Belgium into northern France. But Contador and Schl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2010

    Barack Obama is Golden, Rush Limbaugh is Screwed -- Predictions for the Year of the Tiger!

    By Fatimah Surjani Ortega Yes, Tiger, this could be your year​Sunday ushers in the Year of Metal Tiger, which sounds like a golf club. That's actually appropriate, because things look auspicious for Tiger Woods -- as long as he can keep his dick in his pants. Just in time for Chinese New Yea ... More >>

  • Theater

    January 26, 2010
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    September 19, 2009

    Hand over Fist(er) tonight, Yanks...

    ​ What are the prerequisites for getting "he's human after all" exemptions? Because there are a lot of stars and legends out there...but only certain people get this said about them with some degree of frequency. I think everybody should only get one. Like, from birth. You don't assume anyone ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 31, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    ​ Twitpic by iamawizard. The week started with an underwear run and went downhill from there. President Obama's Supreme Court pick, Sonia Sotomayor, rocked the Judiciary Committee. He felt so good about that he released unexpected stimulus money for New York cops, and announced Medal of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 22, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    The last Chico mural for New York. Thanks, EV Grieve. What a week. Everyone was pissed at us. Williamsburgers didn't appreciate being called dorks for trying to silence ice cream trucks. Horace Mann students got mad when we suggested they were faking swine flu to get out of school. Allison Benedi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 8, 2009

    Cheek, In Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Yeah, we finally made it to Citi Field Wednesday. What do we think? We think Johan Santana is awesome. Swine Flu fucked up Cinco de Mayo, continued to be funny until we got it. Wait, actually it's still pretty funny, especially since we really didn't get swine flu. But even if! Anyway Raccoon ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2009

    Cheek, In Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Swine is the word! It started out as a mere public health emergency. Some kids got sick in Queens and they closed their school. Then it went viral, so to speak, becoming the new thing everyone's enemies caused. Another Queens school closed. A kid died in Texas. Two Brooklyn schools closed. The Israe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 10, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Well, some cowboy's Goin' Galt in Brooklyn Heights, anyway. Photo (c) Charles D Rightbloggers decided President Obama is a fascist. Despite this, and the aid and comfort he gives to pirates, the voters like him anyway -- which figures, since many of them are apparently socialists. Which may be why ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Obama told Chrysler and GM to get their shit straight or go bankrupt. The new head of GM said that was okay with him. (Aren't they supposed to whine and resign in the Times?) This of course made Obama a fascist. Rightbloggers were also mad when Obama went to Europe and wasn't nice enough to the Quee ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2009

    Lance Armstrong Shows You His Scar

    Over the weekend, Lance Armstrong shared with his rabid Twitter fan base a photo of himself with his new, big scar.Earlier, he had posted a video to tell fans how he felt after the operation, and showed X-ray footage of the gnarly 12-screw plate now holding together the various parts of his clavicle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    Tech Dreck: iPhone Does Homework, AT&T Plays Big Brother, Twitter Celebs Fake It

    "Parents have lost the war over buying cellphones for their children," says Saul Hansell in the Times. He must be talking about those parents, overrepresented in the Times' demographic, whose children can battle for the right to own expensive electronic geegaws without getting smacked. Hansell says ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Get off the laptop, you stupid cat! We have press releases to bite! Radio's George Weber was stabbed to death. His killer turned out to be a mixed-up kid -- a very, very, very mixed-up kid. The Governor started the week with his worst poll numbers ever, then announced the budget gap was worse tha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2008

    The Lance Armstrong Comeback: 2009's Bizarro Race Routes

    With about five weeks to go before Lance Armstrong makes his return to pro cycling at a stage race in Australia, the weirdness is mounting.Over the weekend, race organizers in Venice unveiled the route for next year's Giro d'Italia (Tour of Italy), and somehow they managed to out-bizarre the route f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2008

    Clinton Global Initiative: Sweet, The Press!

    Event: Clinton Global Initiative Location: Sheraton on 7th Avenue Purpose: non-partisan catalyst for action blah blah global leaders from various backgrounds blah blah innovative solutions blah blah pressing challenges.

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    June 20, 2008
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    March 18, 2008

    How To Wear Your Vote

    In search of that perfect 'candidate-beater' tank top

  • Music

    October 17, 2006

    Is This It?

    The Strokes and Kanye West entreat the bold-faced masses. Bemused vulgarity ensues.

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    August 23, 2005
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    August 23, 2005

    Riding to the Rescue

    Sympathetic European cycling activists jump into critical mess to say, 'Free NYC cyclists'

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    August 22, 2005
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    April 22, 2003

    Supertots And Frankenkids

    On the Rights of Those Not Yet Designed

  • News

    December 31, 2002

    A Year of Self-Parity

    Who's Best? Who's the Underdog? When Anybody Can Win, Who Can Tell?

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    July 17, 2001
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    January 2, 2001
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    January 11, 2000
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    January 11, 2000
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    August 24, 1999
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    January 5, 1999

    Winners Take All

    The Seventh Annual Village Voice Sportswriters Poll

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    October 13, 1998
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