The New York Times has run a blisteringly vivid account of Lindsay Lohan's antics on the set of her latest film--the one where she costars with porn star James Deen--and it's quite a read. As Dlisted generously distills it for us, the piece spans Lindsay agreeing to do a four-way in the film, getti ... More >>
They're calling it "Lindsay Lohan's confusing new movie trailer", but it's quite clear to me. It's a loving sendup of a 1952 pulp drama, this one featuring Lindsay and a real porn star, James Deen. The film is called The Canyons and it's written by Bret Easton Ellis and helmed by "the never nomina ... More >>
Over the past month, we've been trying to keep up with Lindsay Lohan's Manhattan escapades, for whatever the reason (still unsure why, exactly). But, (un)fortunately, the star loves to create news and we're here to capture it all together and put it into blog format. So here we go again:Last night, ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan is a thief, a liar, and an overall horrible human being. Fact. But with her notoriety as a world-renowned dirtbag comes the reality that she's a prime target for extortionists who will exploit her troubled past for personal gain.Enter 34-year-old Jose Rodriguez, who claims LiLo smacked ... More >>
The NYPD has released video of troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan driving into a parking garage -- and that's all it seems to show.Lohan was ticketed early yesterday morning for allegedly hitting 34-year-old Jose Rodriguez with her Porsche Cayenne -- and then just driving off -- as she drove into a park ... More >>
The proverbial train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again, this time for an alleged hit-and-run that happened early this morning near a downtown hotel.At about 12:30 a.m. today, Lohan, who is on probation for stealing jewelry, was parking her Porsche Cayenne near an alley by the Maritime ... More >>
Just when you think they're done, they're back!
Vanity Fair has posted a hilarious mock calendar of various Repuglicans in various states of undress. (At least I think they're fake photos. The Repugs' real nudie spreads are no doubt buried somewhere deep inside their cell phones.)
*A toast to Marcus Bachmann: "Bottoms up!" *Lindsay Lohan living behind bars instead of dancing on top of them. *Mothers who keep tiaras off their toddlers.
Kirstie Alley may be coming to Broadway in a Lance Bass-produced play called The Fabulous Lies of Hollywood Whores, according to the Times' Patrick Healy. If everything works out, Kirstie would play "the Pimp," a lady with an upscale escort service that's run out of a department store, but h ... More >>
Experts have identified the latest phenomenon affecting "thousands of women," and it has quite the catchy name. One part binge-drinking and one part anorexia, it is...drunkorexia. Bent on "staying slim" and getting drunk as quickly as possible (and spending money on booze rather than food) on ... More >>
My newest book, Fork on the Left, Knife in The Back, has an official pub date of September 1, but one of my millions of fans (shut up) has alerted me to the fact that it's available on Amazon and in fact she was just told her copy shipped right away. It's a preemie baby, and such a cutie!
For years, pop tarts and other messy celebrities would get bigger every time they screwed up in public. Their travails with the law garnered them huge coverage and only seemed to increase their career visibility, a bizarre result of what we call "failing upward." But finally that trend has ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 100 days in jail yesterday for violating her drunk driving probation. She was held in custody for five hours before being sprung out of jail on a $75,000 bail (no indication of any Dog the Bounty Hunter involvement). LiLo is free for now while her lawyer appeals the ... More >>
Lindsays mother better not sue!
They all came up at Daniel Nardicio's "Sh*t Show" last night at Bowery Poetry Club, where I gleefully addressed them all as a gossipy guest star. Here are the topics, followed by my educated stabs at responses to them: 1--Natalie Portman didn't do most of her dancing in 'Black Swan', accor ... More >>
When push comes to shove, we really don't care whether Paris Hilton calls herself Paris or Farthead, whether Madonna has one name or two, or whether Prince calls himself by an actual name or chooses to go by a symbol. Nor do we care much about Lindsay Lohan, but she seems to think differently ... More >>
Yes, I know that every breathing creature on earth dreams of a life in show biz, but trust me: It's hell in a handbasket. Once you enter into "the biz," there's no stability, zero security, and incomplete satisfaction. Unlike most professions, the life of an actor is a job-by-job existenc ... More >>
LiLo in 2007, via Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS/TV GuideYesterday it was reported by various sources, including the New York Times, that Lindsay Lohan -- fresh out of rehab, in the midst of new legal troubles -- would be appearing on David Letterman on Thursday to read the night's Top 10 list. CBS the ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan's defense arguments in the matter of her allegedly stealing a necklace from a gem dealer are pretty lame. "It was a loan," her people swore. But then there would have been some signed agreement to that effect, wouldn't there? Or at least an oral agreement? "She already has lot ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today and the New York Post called her "sexed-up." Sexed up? She was just wearing a skintight $575 Kimberly Ovitz dress in virginal white, for Pete's sake! This is a huge indicator of how her terrible day went. All Lindsay wanted to do was show up to court (wit ... More >>
Watch out, David Arquette. Rehab turns celebrities into greeting cards! As Page Six reports, Lindsay Lohan is leaving the Betty Ford clinic with a spiritual attitude, if not a bottle of gin. And she's done this while looking up to a very holy icon known for being super skinny--no, not Kate ... More >>
Celebrities, getting hacked just like us! Unless Lindsay Lohan is tweeting out 50% discounts these days while in rehab at Betty Ford. But, it could be worse...like, acai berry worse. Lindsay -- use this widget to see if your Gawker password was hacked! The last legit-seeming Lindsay Lohan tw ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan's big, serious comeback as an actress -- playing porn star Linda Lovelace in the gritty drama Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story -- has been cancelled, according to Nikki Finke's Deadline Hollywood. The much-hyped project will now star up-and-comer Malin Akerman (Watchmen, 27 Dress ... More >>
Teen Daze really looks like this.Teen Daze Pianos Thursday, October 21 The Blow and the Screaming Females Music Hall of Williamsburg Thursday, October 21 Better than: Trying to find the next big thing. "Sometimes I feel like when I do the moves," the Blow's Khaela Maricich says toward the ... More >>
Well, Lindsay Lohan had her court date today, to which she actually showed up early in a Toyota minivan instead of an Escalade, and the highly anticipated answer to whether she'd be sent back to rehab or to prison is...back to rehab! Those of you who guessed correctly, please use the nearest ... More >>
I haven't written about Lindsay Lohan's ins and outs of rehab and jail because I don't give a flying f-word anymore. I'm so tragically uninterested in her plight these days (except to wear a "Why?" T-shirt in a fashion show) that I can barely summon the energy to write this post about how I ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan is free once again. But to rewind: In the last few weeks, Lindsay Lohan failed two court-ordered drug tests, showing either an amazing amount of gall or demonstrating the intensity of a horrible disease. Probably both. As punishment, on Friday morning a judge ordered her directl ... More >>
Update: Despite doubts that Lindsay Lohan would be sent immediately to jail at her hearing today, that's exactly what happened. Judge Elden Fox ordered her held there without bail until her next court date of October 22 (almost 30 days if she is indeed there the entire time), and per CNN, "sh ... More >>
And now, for three things we already knew: 1) Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test last week. You know already because TMZ reported it on Friday afternoon, exclusively, though the D.A. said they had not yet been notified of the results of the test. Which brings us to two more things we already k ... More >>
Alleged baby allegedly hit by Lindsay's Maserati, via RadarOnlineLindsay Lohan's trail of misfortune continues, if primarily in the gossip tabs. According to RadarOnline, two onlookers (only one of whom was named) saw her clip a stroller holding a baby with her Maserati in West Hollywood on W ... More >>
Happier times, maybe.We usually leave the music criticism to our friends at Sound of the City, but in this case, the so-called music is so devastating as to be actually rather newsy, and certainly devastating enough to merit a word from us. Michael Lohan, Lindsay's occasionally trying-to-be-a ... More >>
She smokes and curses. She's bored with men and likes her vibrator. She says she wants to be the next Kurt Cobain. I think she's great! (Except for the smoking.) But the linked abcnews.com article discusses whether Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen might be hinting at behavior that could make her ... More >>
Yes, yes, we know we ran two stories about LiLo in jail yesterday. But the Daily Beast published a piece today by librarian Avi Steinberg entitled "Lindsay Lohan's Jailhouse Reading List," and suddenly we knew it had happened: We'd hit our Lohan saturation point. The list comprises four books ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan is in the big house (see: clink, slammer) for the next couple weeks. Question is, what the heck is she gonna do in there? And how is she feeling? Many people, it seems, are devoting a lot of mental energy to these very important questions. Everyone agrees that Lindsay will be mo ... More >>
Earlier today, we compiled a list of media speculations about what jail life is like for Lindsay Lohan -- using no-name deodorant, talking to the vent, watching the local news. Now, we have our own speculation: Lindsay is probably reading and writing letters, just like Amanda Knox and other s ... More >>
You heard me. Driton Nicaj attacked Joe Holladay on the Upper East Side last year and used the word "faggot," though a judge somehow pooh-poohed the hate crime angle.
Have you heard of Andrea Peyser? She's a "columnist" person for the New York Post, and she likes to get all up in people's business, especially, for some reason, if they're women more attractive than her (Ooh, we said it). At any rate, she's got quite the mouthful for LiLo today about her nai ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced this afternoon to jail for violating her probation. When she failed to show up for her court-ordered alcohol education classes, Judge Marsha Revel gave her 90 days in the big house, plus another 90 days of rehab. Can't say we didn't see this coming.
Carvel giveth, and Carvel taketh away.We don't normally concern ourselves with the extremely unappetizing antics of Lindsay Lohan and her kin, but this is kind of funny: it seems that the Lohan clan has been abusing the so-called Carvel Black Card that the ice cream chain gave to Lindsay and ... More >>
You know the drill: A child has self-aggrandizing parents (Lindsay Lohan) or a demeaning mother (Barbra Streisand) or an abusive father (Michael Jackson) or tons of distracting siblings (Madonna), and it's because of all that Freudian jazz--whether directly or indirectly--that the child ends ... More >>
via People.comAll of this recent news about Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet possibly outing her as an unreformed boozebag made us wonder about the SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor) itself. How does it know the difference between spilled alcohol and alcohol that exits through the ... More >>
This glamorous cautionary montage courtesy of Beauregard Houston-Montgomery lines up some of the most hallucinogenic images from 1967's three-gals-on-a-rampage romp for a stunning pole of horror that we can simultaneously laugh and gasp at while Lindsay Lohan sucks it up and learns her place ... More >>
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