Lindsay Lohan

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    April 2, 2014


    See the Wanted at the Paramount

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    June 5, 2013


    Sofia Coppola discusses The Bling Ring

  • Blogs

    July 5, 2012

    Have You Called Moviefone Lately? Oy!

    Calling 777-FILM used to be a relatively quick and effortless way to get movie listings info. But here's what you go through now: "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone! This call is sponsored by..." [Segues into some undecipherable ad for a "mobile club" that begins, "Yo, check this out." I'd rathe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2012

    GoProud's Response to Me Is Idiotic!

    Earlier today, I compared the conservative gay group GoProud to Jewish Nazis because they endorsed Mitt Romney for President. It caused a firestorm of response, both pro and con, and led to this official response from the group's executive director, Jimmy LaSalvia: "Have you seen Michael Musto la ... More >>

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    April 30, 2012

    Feud Update! Rosie vs Lindsay! Cusack vs Sidibe!

    First Gabourey Sibideh revealed that before she made it big, she ran into one of her idols, Joan Cusack, but Cusack wasn't so comforting. In fact, Cusack told Sidibe to get out of the biz because it's so image-conscious! That's bizarre because Cusack herself is an unconventional type who's done we ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2011

    "Revisals" Have Taken Over Broadway!

    This year the message has been sent out along the Rialto: Don't bring back a show as is! Fix it, tweak it, and make it brand spanking new to keep it relevant. Make it better!

  • Blogs

    August 3, 2011

    Worst Female Film Performance Ever

    ​I got this idea from, some of whose nominees I'm including, while adding a few of my own, all based on extremely traumatizing experiences. Your horrible choices are: *Cindy Crawford, Fair Game She played a lawyer with pert nipples. I'm the only one that saw this cinema clas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 28, 2011

    I Dream of Jeannie Casting News

    ​ I Dream of Jeannie was the classic, navel-baring 1960s show about a 2,000-year-old lady who lives in a bottle, which makes her look much younger. There's long been talk of a movie version, seeing as it's one of the few sitcoms (along with My Mother the Car) that hasn't been filmed yet. Wel ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 25, 2011

    Charlie Sheen's Self-Aggrandizing Insanity: Discuss

    ​I was on CNN this morning with anchor Kyra Phillips, discussing the plight of crazed Charlie Sheen, whose rants against the creator of Two and a Half Men have led to the suspension of this season's remaining episodes. Among my highly illuminating bon mots:

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2010

    "Someone to Blow Mel Gibson...Away"

    ​ That's one of the sincere holiday wishes expressed in the tres amusant Christmas card I just got from Caroline's Comedy Club. Here are some of the other lovely yuletide hopes that are on the wryly joyful card: "A proposed gay bar next to the proposed mosque. "Brett Favre keeping his ball ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2010

    Marc Jacobs Gets Naked Bang For His Buck

    ​People are still outraged over Marc Jacobs's mostly nude ad for his perfume BANG, which has the buff designer oiled like a salad spoon while holding an oversized package to cover his oversized package. And the more they carry on about how vulgar it all is, the more the ad works!

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2010

    Lindsay Lohan Back in Rehab...And So the World Turns

    via Best Week Ever​Just 'cause we like to keep track: Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into a rehab facility in the L.A. area, likely planning to stay until her October 22 court date. This is the fifth time for her en toto, meaning Best Week Ever gets to make good on their Frequent Rehabbers ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 23, 2010

    Alain Ducasse and Others Go Veggie; Burger King Launches Breakfast for Tykes

    ​Alain Ducasse is one of several top chefs who are turning their attentions to vegetables, even offering haute veggie tasting menus. [Wall Street Journal] McDonald's posted a 12 percent gain in its second quarter thanks, in part, to its new smoothies and frappes. [Bloomberg] Burger King is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2010

    Did Kombucha Set Off Lindsay Lohan's Booze-Monitoring Ankle Bracelet? (And Does This Mean Kombucha Should Be Sold in Wine Shops?)

    "Kombucha was the culprit!"​They say some varieties of kombucha, the fermented Chinese tea popular with health food nuts and starlets, could contain almost as much alcohol as weak beer. Given this information, Whole Foods, once one of the largest retailers of the stuff, pulled it from shelves. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2010

    Where to Go World Cup Crazy; How to Do the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party Right

    This week in food blogs ... Eater, like just about every other online food presence out there, posted its guide to watching, eating, and drinking the World Cup. Grub Street was dismayed that LiLo's dad, Michael Lohan, was planning a Hamptons nightclub called Controversy, but seemed even sadder to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2010

    A Valley of the Dolls Photo Totem Pole

    ​This glamorous cautionary montage courtesy of Beauregard Houston-Montgomery lines up some of the most hallucinogenic images from 1967's three-gals-on-a-rampage romp for a stunning pole of horror that we can simultaneously laugh and gasp at while Lindsay Lohan sucks it up and learns her place ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2010

    Gossip Folks: Who's Easier, Kim Kardashian or Ashley Dupre?

    ​Two of our nation's prized women -- professional celebrity Kim Kardashian and professional sex partner-cum-professional celebrity Ashley Dupre -- occupy a very similar position in our collective psyche. Not that they're merely sex objects, but they are mostly sex objects. So when a Playboy photog ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    Lindsay Lohan is Hosting a Pool Party!

    ​Lindsay Lohan's career might have hit a bit of a snag, but her partying hasn't. And now she's geting paid for it! On Saturday February 20, Lindsay is making a special appearance at the event called Pool After Dark at Harrah's casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2009

    Lindsay Lohan Nude Comeback Improved with Simulated Sex

    We thought Lindsay Lohan had retired from show business or taken an extended break to go to Yale like Jodie Foster, but here she is in a Muse magazine photo shoot, not only appearing topless but in some cases pretending to be in flagrante. At least we think she's pretending; we'll have to wait for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    A Half-Naked Lindsay Lohan Salutes Michael Jackson

    We're gonna go ahead and put this in the "too soon" category, along with that 20 Michael Jackson Jokes post on Street Carnage and the weekend's endless crop of mostly terrible MJ tributes. But you may feel differently. [Lindsay Lohan via Vulture]

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2009

    Why Do Gay Guys Look Like Their Boyfriends?

    This may be a gross stereotype, but more often than not, I've had friends introduce me to their boyfriends and become aghast at the fact that they look like identical twins! Surely this phenomenon is done via some kind of split-screen special effect, because what I'm loooking at in these cases is li ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2009

    A Group Hug For Lindsay Lohan

    I hear you all snickering with gossipy glee that Samantha Ronson has apparently dumped Lindsay Lohan and supposedly had a restraining order taken out on the mess. But let's have a little gay heart. Has anyone ever suffered more for her success than poor Lindsay? A freckle-faced dumpling who captivat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 2, 2009

    Famous Author Get Attention for Dumbo Land-Use Protest

    People have protests against overdevelopment all the time, and most get little attention from the press. But the folks in Dumbo who disapprove the building of yet another ugly modern tower, this one hard by the Brooklyn Bridge, had a masterstroke: have a celebrity guest. If they'd gotten Lindsay Loh ... More >>

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    April 1, 2009


    Visit Minnesota's Mayberry

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    March 11, 2009
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    December 29, 2008

    It Was a Great Year For Outing!

    Actually, celebs came out all on their own in '08--they didn't even have to be dragged out, kicking and screaming, like they usually do. That saved me a lot of pulling, yanking, and washing off of blood, so thanks, gays! Among the highlights of the year in celebrity closet busting:

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2008

    The Voice's Most-Viewed Stories of 2008

    The eyeballs have spoken. With just a few days left in 2008, we offer the list of our 10 most-viewed stories of the year.1. David Mamet: Why I Am No Longer a 'Brain-Dead Liberal'The playwright explained why he gave up on "National Palestinian Radio" and embraced the writings of Thomas Sowell and Mil ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 18, 2008

    I've Been Outed!

    Yes, folks, I've been totally found out! just uncovered the fact that I'm gay! They posted a sighting whereby I was spotted scouring the recesses of a porn store--the kind of place where there are, you know, men in there. Oh, no! I had worked so hard to conceal that part of me. For years, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2008

    Lindsay's Girlfriend Is Not a User!

    Whenever a gay celebrity couple goes public, the media gnats whoosh out of the cupboard to say the relationship is corrupt, it's imbalanced, it's sickening, and it's somehow way more twisted than Adam and Eve were. You'll recall that Ian McKellen was crucified for dating a young guy (as if older str ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2008

    Listen Up, Lohan, Bale, and All You Other Celebs in Crisis

    You know how most of the people who go on TV to dissect celebrity fashion look like complete wrecks who obviously picked their outfits with their eyes closed? Well, similarly, I'm an utter emotional mess, always on the verge of total collapse, but I feel very comfortable doling out unwanted advice t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2008

    Lindsay and Samantha Give Birth to Lesbianic Press Clippings!

    Something bizarre has happened with the apparently sapphic relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson―the media has actually reported on it! In the past, the press was all icky about this sort of thing and avoided gay celeb reportage like a colonoscopy because it made them all queasy a ... More >>

  • Film

    June 24, 2008

    Wicked Lake: Attack of the Horny Horror Villians

    An inevitable byproduct of the lipstick lesbian takeover

  • Columns

    May 13, 2008

    The Daddy Diaries: Hot Sex in the Golden Years

    A schlong day's journey into night

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2008

    News of the Obvious: Fast Cars and Crazy Stars

    Since it's Friday, we need some lighter fare to dish about around the ol' water cooler. First up is the Daily News' truly shocking bombshell: dudes like fast cars. Citing a report from Forbes magazine, the paper says that a list of "cars driven almost exclusively by men is peppered with models endow ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2008

    One More Naked Romp a la Lindsay! When Will the Whoring End?

    It was inevitable, folks. Someone has spoofed my spoof of Lindsay Lohan's spoof of Marilyn Monroe. And it's brilliant! Feast your eyes on Glace Chase as Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn. I have no idea who Glace Chase is, but he certainly has balls, and he wisely doesn't bother to hide them ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2008

    A-Rod, LiLo and Uma: Celebrity Craziness Roundup

    Uma Thurman's stalker Jack Jordan was convicted on two counts of stalking and harassing the star. He faces up to a year in jail. The Daily News puts the conviction on the front page, while the Post employs Andrea Peyser's special brand of moral outrage to report the verdict. Peyser tells us that Jor ... More >>

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    March 11, 2008
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    March 5, 2008
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    January 22, 2008

    Tidbits: Lindsay Lohan's Morgue Duty and More

    LiLo on the phone, flirting with death As part of her community service, Lindsay Lohan is being made to spend time in a morgue. Insert joke here. . . Alive and loving it, Rachel Maddow might get to cohost a show on MSNBC, according to the buzz. Yay! I'm a fan!. . . Blazing his own trail, ex-Gen ... More >>

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    January 11, 2008
  • Film

    December 25, 2007

    10 Movies in 2007 that Deserved More Attention

    Kick yourself for not seeing these films

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2007

    Shitty Band Promo #2: Broad Noodles

    We are sooo frightened of that brown smudge. Ugh. We've been seeing these stickers all around the Brooklyn borough for a minute and finally couldn't avoid them anymore, so we looked up the accompanying url and discovered that it was far worse than we thought. Sorry to do this to y'all, but they to ... More >>

  • Music

    January 9, 2007

    Singles Going Steady

    Pet sounds and animal magnetisms

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    May 9, 2006
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    February 7, 2006
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    June 21, 2005
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    January 25, 2005

    Don't Freak

    America's sweet tart fails to live up to her tabloid potential

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    May 18, 2004
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    April 6, 2004

    Art O' Lindsay

    Queens of tweenpop countdown stage stirring footrace in hopes of being next Hilary Duff

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