Somebody's got to do the dirty dishes around here
It doesn't have to be the best or most acclaimed performance. Just the one that personally speaks to you most gloriously. Just pick one!
Graduation is upon us, which means ... commencement speeches will soon commence (indeed, some already have). The question on the minds of everyone who hasn't yet graduated: If you have a shitty speaker, does that mean you'll have a shitty post-graduate life? As someone who can't remember much ... More >>
Giant padded suits are always funny
Commiserating with fellow club columnist Romano. Plus playgoing and going to play.
Kilmer's method Morrison sinks a John Holmes biopic; schoolgirl hookers fare better
Queen of the Damned
Thrillers! Satires! Westerns! Indies! Blockbusters! Sequels!
A rundown of the season's movies handpicked for their potential wondrousness or probable woefulness.
Lisa Kudrow supposedly got jewelry worth $5000 to host the MTV Movie Awards, and Adam Sandler was gifted with a $15,000 flat-screen TV.
Definitely honor-free will be Joseph Fiennes for Shakespeare (sorry, but the Bard didn't look like Rob Lowe).