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Lisa Lampanelli

  • Columns

    April 24, 2013
  • Blogs

    April 24, 2013

    Modern Family Star On Gay Terminology, Gurl

    At the opening night of Douglas Carter Beane's The Nance--with Nathan Lane as a gay Republican who does swishy stage acts in 1937--Jesse Tyler Ferguson of Modern Family fame happened to sit next to me. (Lucky him.) So I nanced him up for this week's column. You'll see what Jesse had to say about th ... More >>

  • Columns

    January 23, 2013

    Lisa Lampanelli's Heading to Harlem for You Know What!

    The comic wears her (dark) heart on her (gastric) sleeve

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2013

    Lisa Lampanelli: "I'm a Recovering Dinge Queen!"

    Hilarious insult lady Lisa Lampanelli is playing the Apollo next Wednesday, which would seem like a sexual lollapalooza for the lady, considering her reputation, except for one thing: She's married. To a white guy. In this week's column, Lisa explains to me what she's going to do about that--and a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2013

    Who's The Queen Of All Lady Comics? One Funny Lady Declares A Winner

    This week's column is a rollicking romp of an interview with the queen of mean, Lisa Lampanelli, who's now the queen of lean, having shed over 100 pounds, but not her piercing comic edge. I addition to what's in the column, I asked Lisa if she's the grand dame of all female comics and here's what s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2012

    Can My Left Tit Make New York Laugh Again?

    It's a tough time for music with a sense of humor. An earnest wave of boring indie bands has just tried to ruin CMJ (like they do every year), their beards matted with their own knob-slobber and playing the kind of music that wins first prize in a dick-shrinking contest. Then Hurricane Sandy left a ... More >>

  • Columns

    July 4, 2012

    Politically Incorrect Drag Insult Comic: "I Hate People!"

    A verbal knife fight with drag's meanest queen

  • Voice Choices

    June 20, 2012
  • Blogs

    June 1, 2012

    Hilariously Bitchy Tweets From Female Comics

    I've scoured the twitter feeds to come up with today's most tart emissions from funny ladies with a delightful axe to grind: Kathy Griffin, responding to someone who tweeted, "Get some class. Ur mouth is like a sewer.": "Ahhh blow me. Love, KG"

  • Blogs

    May 17, 2012

    Lisa Lampanelli And I Cameo In New Music Video

    My best friend Lisa Lampanelli and I appear in "Q&A," the new video by Adam Barta, who sings about lusting for fame while shaking his booty at the Night of 1000 Gowns. Watch me sparkle--and thrill to my two phone messages too. Yes, I give good oral.

  • Blogs

    September 26, 2011

    Celebrity Tidbits From My Book Party At Copacabana

    ​My "vacation" is over, so I can finally tell you some of the fun stuff that went on that night, in case you haven't read the massive press I've been ramming down your throat. Lisa Lampanelli welcomed Countess LuAnn and said "Tonight, I'm the Cuntess!" Lampanelli said to LuAnn that she loved ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2011

    Boy Culture Blogs My Book Party!

    Lisa Lampanelli, me, Countess LuAnn​Matthew Rettenmund did a kaleidoscopic Boyculture blog about my book party at Copacabana Monday night. He dove into the event so thoroughly, in fact, he chatted up people I didn't even know were there. Enjoy the linked spread he did, which includes these a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 20, 2011

    Photos From My Incredible Book Party!

    ​The Copacabana turned it out last night with food, booze, percussionists, and dancing Copa girls for the gala launch of my book, Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back, promoted by Chip Duckett. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Lisa Lampanelli cohosted and were pure delight, both taking the stage ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    Lizz Winstead Tells Us Why She Wants to Make Planned Parenthood Like LensCrafters

    Photo by Mindy Tucker​Lizz Winstead is a wee bit tired. She's been traveling since June 14 with her "Planned Parenthood, I'm Here For You!" Comedy Tour, which has spanned 12 cities and 10 states. Plus she's been working on her upcoming book, out in June of 2012. All this activity "does energiz ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 13, 2011

    Lisa Lampanelli Will Sing At My Party!

    ​My book party next week will be cohosted by riotous Broadway-bound comic Lisa Lampanelli, who is planning to sing a scalding spoof of a familiar showtune. She's narrowed it down to two possibilities, and either way I win; they're both gems for anyone with good taste in theater! (And she san ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2011

    Radio Host Frank DeCaro Marries Author Jim Colucci On The Air

    ​Today was the 15th anniversary of their initial meeting, when Jim, a fan, went to introduce himself to and fawn over Frank at his Barnes & Noble book reading. It ended better than Misery. So this morning, on Frank's Sirius XM OutQ show, they married in a ceremony that was both hilarious an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2011

    Your Favorite Female Comic Working Today?

    ​Today's batch of femme joke hurlers are a smart and sassy gaggle of politically incorrect yet ultimately liberating beauties. Your fave from these choices? *Joan Rivers Hilarious, scathing, on target, and up to date, she makes me wet myself every time. *Wanda Sykes A sassy motor mouth a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2011

    Lisa Lampanelli Talks About Taking on the Westboro Baptist Church

    ​When comedienne Lisa Lampanelli was preparing for a concert last Saturday in Topeka, Kansas, she quickly learned she'd have some unusual attendees showing up. In addition to her normal flock of gay fans, her show attracted protestors from Fred Phelps's Westboro Baptist Church, who didn't like ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2011

    Hilarious Rump Roast, I Mean Trump Roast

    ​Remember when comedy roasts consisted of hilarious old Jews making pesky fun of each other? Well, now, it's all kinds of people doing the same, but they all seem, I don't know...gay. They out celebrities, make fisting jokes, and refer to Ryan Seacrest's asshole. On last night's Donald Tru ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 27, 2010

    Reactions to Village Voice's Jersey Shore Queer Issue Keep Coming; Ronnie Still Silent

    ​On the day of the 2010 Gay Pride Parade in New York City, it seems worth checking in with our unwitting Queer Issue cover stars, the boys of Jersey Shore -- Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- who had no idea they were posing for anything other than ano ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2009

    The Most Outrageous Lines From the Joan Rivers Roast

    ​We've had a couple of days to recover from Comedy Central's roast of veteran funny lady Joan Rivers, and now that the wonderfully putrid air has cleared, we can look back and remember the choicest bits of appallingly hilarious indecorum (not all of them aimed at Rivers, by the way.) Among th ... More >>

  • Columns

    February 25, 2009

    Did Craig Bierko Date Charlize, Meg, or Gretchen?

    Plus a helping of roasted Manilow.

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2009

    Lisa Lampanelli Draws The Line at Barry Manilow's Sexuality

    Photo of Lisa Lampanelli on stage making fun of an audience member via Gangis Hilarious "queen of mean" comic Lisa Lampanelli just helped induct '70s crooner Barry Manilow into the Friars Club, but strangely enough, she wouldn't go to that gay place in her speech. At the event, Lampanelli told me ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2009

    New Inaugural Balls Added to Tonight's Program

    I-minus zero! Today, in addition to the swearing-in and speechifying, it is announced Obama will attend 10 inaugural balls: five for regions of the country, one apiece for the Obama and Biden home states, a Youth Ball, and the Commander-in-Chief's Ball with the military. But we are told there has ... More >>

  • NYC Life

    October 23, 2007

    Lance Bass on Pedophilia

    Musto zings tenor and Lance sings bass. Plus gossip hot enough to roast a Friar.

  • NYC Life

    January 16, 2007

    Sarah Silverman Is My Kind of Cunt

    Talking vaginas, retards, testicles, dicks, douchebags, and George W. Bush with the Comedy Central star

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