Listerine Antiseptic

Free Will Astrology: November 9-15, 2011

Fake Cocaine Is The Worst Drug Ever

​Eighteen Long Islanders were busted for selling cocaine this week. Nothing strange about this typical drug bust, except that they were also arrested for selling fake cocaine. The New York Post reports that "the group had in its possession 26 ounces of fake cocaine, made up of a combination of ... More >>

Ask the Critic... Er, Cocktail Waitress: Doing Shots

flickr/_Fidello_So many ways to drink badly​ As a cocktail waitress at an infamous Village dive, I get asked a lot of off-putting things: "Did you go to college?" "Do you do yoga?" "What do your tattoos mean?" "Will you belly dance?" "Are you down for a hotel party in Atlantic City? We'll tak ... More >>

Nas+Damian Marley

flickr/_Fidello_So many ways to drink badly​ As a cocktail waitress at an infamous Village dive, I get asked a lot of off-putting things: "Did you go to college?" "Do you do yoga?" "What do your tattoos mean?" "Will you belly dance?" "Are you down for a hotel party in Atlantic City? We'll tak ... More >>

How Do You Tell Someone They Have Bad Breath?

Halitosis is a terrible thing--almost as bad as Third World genocide--and a true friend or lover has a moral and aesthetic obligation to intervene and make it go away. But how? Do you come right out and say, "You have really ghastly breath. Make it stop immediately or I'm out of your life!"? Wouldn' ... More >>

Finlandia Mails Out Peel 'n Lick Samples of Upcoming Tangerine Fusion

On the heels of the Absolut Mango launch, Finlandia has already started gearing up for its new Tangerine Fusion flavor expected to drop in May. The flavored vodka will be available exclusively in duty free shops and is the latest in Finlandia's line of fruit-flavored vodkas, which includes lime, m ... More >>

From The Crap Archives: World Week v. 27 n. 7

On the heels of the Absolut Mango launch, Finlandia has already started gearing up for its new Tangerine Fusion flavor expected to drop in May. The flavored vodka will be available exclusively in duty free shops and is the latest in Finlandia's line of fruit-flavored vodkas, which includes lime, m ... More >>

Wild Wild West

Hyphy from the Bay Area restores Dionysian lost balance to hip-hop's lopsided map

Queen of Mean

Jackie Beat tears you a new one, and you like it; Detroit's disco d sells out

Back To Nature

Boomer Doc Gets Naked About Growing Up; Screamer Flick Finds Infection Is Out There

NY Mirror

Boomer Doc Gets Naked About Growing Up; Screamer Flick Finds Infection Is Out There