JeffreyWiden/FlickrThe mottled and scrofulous exterior of this green monstrosity is enough to put you off your feed.
Let's face it: Culinarily, apart from soda bread and maybe corned beef and cabbage, St. Patty's Day is a horrible holiday. And the only thing worse than green lager beer is gre ... More >>
Victoria BekiempisCan o'...something.
If you've read anything about Four Loko recently, you're well aware that a mere sip of the fruity, caffeinated malt liquor will immediately push you into a crack and hate-crime binge.
The chemical cocktail supposedly gets you drunker faster, making it ... More >>
Here's how it works:
I'll start with a few narrative sentences, creating ambience in an overly familiar and banal sort of way (i.e., I'll write in my usual style, ba dum pum).
You will then follow with your own sentence or two (or more, if you're absolutely brimming with free time).
The world has turned into one giant butt and everyone's approaching it with miles and miles of wipes.
You know, Clorox Wipes or Glass Plus Wipes or Lysol Disinfecting Wipes ("kills flu virus") or any kind of wipes, all designed to scrub any imaginable surface into sparkling cleanness.
I'm ... More >>
In my constant quest to take you to new places in different ways, I returned to Club 57, the Saturday night gay bash at Providence on West 57th Street, and this time brought an entourage of techies along!