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  • Blogs

    April 4, 2014

    Jean-Claude Van Damme's Finest Musical Moments

    If the world seems like an all around better place of late, it's because last week a new Jean-Claude Van Damme film, Welcome to the Jungle, was released on DVD. Yes, the sultan of splits is crescent-kicking back into our hearts with a new cinematic treasure, this time a comedy. (We hope that the ine ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 4, 2013

    Other Heinous Rick Ross Lyrics

    This week the 400 pound chicken wing dumpster with a beard known as Rick Ross stepped in fresh shit when someone with a sense of decency finally heard the words he raps on "U.O.E.N.O." and exposed them to light. In the song Ross drugs a woman's champagne and has his way with her while "she ain't eve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 15, 2013

    Bronx Rapper Tim Dog, RIP

    Yesterday, famously antagonistic Bronx-born rap artist Timothy "Tim Dog" Blair died of a diabetic seizure at the age of 46. One of the most boisterously brash voices ever heard on a rap record, Tim Dog was the epitome of the hulking hip-hop bully archetype. Debuting in 1987 as the featured guest op ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2012

    Kid Rock & Paul Ryan Rock Out to 'Bawitdaba' in Michigan

    "So one of us is running for Vice President, but only one of us listened to 'Bawitdaba' on the way over here in the Secret Service motorcade," Paul Ryan said this morning at a rally in Royal Oaks, Michigan. Miriam Coleman of Rolling Stone reported today that Kid Rock came out in support of the VP n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2012

    Rick Ross Falls Back To Earth On God Forgives, I Don't

    Rick Ross is a smart man. He's smarter than me, and probably smarter than you. He went from one of the most laughable men in rap music to one of the most powerful and respected, and he did it simply by betting on himself—or by betting on an imagined version of himself. More specifically, Rick ... More >>

  • Film

    April 18, 2012
  • Blogs

    April 11, 2012

    Radio Hits One: Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, And Young Money Bring Crew Love Back To Rap Radio

    If you've listened to much urban radio lately, or even a little, you may have noticed that Lil Wayne and his Young Money Entertainment labelmates, particularly Drake and Nicki MInaj, are quite popular. You may have also noticed the same thing in 2011. And in 2010. And 2009. But perhaps nothing under ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2011

    The 10 Best Thom Yorke Dancing Videos

    ​Careening around a dim warehouse and gripping a bowler hat like Liza Minnelli on uppers, Thom Yorke leaves no doubt of his dancing prowess in the clip for "Lotus Flower," the lead single off Radiohead's feverishly received eighth album, The King of Limbs. His delectably bizarre moves continue ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 8, 2010

    Obama's "$200 Million A Day" India Trip Exposed! Then Debunked! But... Questions Remain!

    As you may have heard, President Obama has made a trip to India, and it's costing taxpayers a bazillion dollars because he brought the entire Seventh Fleet and thousands of campaign contributors. Oops, sorry, that's not true -- it's only $200 million a day and he only took 34 warships. Oops, that's ... More >>

  • Music

    October 6, 2010

    Waka Flocka Flame Is Yelling at You for a Reason

    Why Flockaveli is hard to listen to and even harder to not listen to

  • Blogs

    August 23, 2010

    Last Night: Diddy Dirty Money and Rick Ross Beat Back the Rain at Governors Island

    ​Power 105 Power Live, Featuring Rick Ross and Diddy Governors Island Sunday, August 22 The weather on Sunday in advance of Power 105's Power Live concert at Governors Island was fitting, considering its star attraction. There was a thick, slowing dampness in New York City yesterday--not so m ... More >>

  • Film

    April 15, 2008

    Where in the World is Osama bin Laden?: Spurlock's Search

    Leaving no gimmick unturned, Super Size Me guy goes looking for comedy in the Muslim world

  • Art

    February 20, 2007

    Fold Me Now

    A practitioner of pornigami turns a kids' pastime into erotic sculpture

  • Music

    January 23, 2007

    Queens of England

    Why the British love the Scissor Sisters more than we do

  • NYC Life

    November 23, 2004

    The End of Eminem

    Can Marshall come out and play? On his new album, Em just wants to be unremarkable.

  • Books

    September 30, 2003

    No Feelings

    Midwestern rock critic and greatest living American writer defeat their designations

  • Film

    April 15, 2003

    Making Luck

    An Asian American Indie Becomes a Community Cause

  • News

    August 29, 2000

    RU Pissed Off Yet?

    After 10 Long Years, American Women May Finally Get the Abortion Pill—With Restrictions that Could Obliterate All It Has to Offer

  • News

    June 13, 2000

    Can Mr. Smith-ereen Go to Washington?

    Powerpop Star Sets Sights on Senate