As you may have heard, enterprising 13-year-old Lourdes Ciccone has started a blog to promote the Material Girl line that she and mama Madonna have launched in order to dress you up with their love. Take a look at her introductory posting and see if it doesn't sound like the work of some hir ... More >>
As if the Material Girl's eldest spawn wasn't busy enough with her new enrollment at LaGuardia High and her ever-changing parental visitations with her real poppa, step-poppa, and baby Jesus, little Lola, ahem, Lourdes, is also debuting a Juniors clothing line via Macy's on August 3. On Wedne ... More >>
You gotta love Madonna. She's doing a "Material Girl" fashion line with daughter Lourdes in order to stay cool with the kids. But SHE'S doing the press for it herself right now, supposedly so as to protect Lourdes.
Madonna has done it all. What worlds are left for her to conquer? None. Well, there's always the kid. Madonna has done a deal with Iconix to create a Juniors line for Macy's called -- koff -- Material Girl, and her daughter Lourdes, 13, joins her on the design team. The girl hasn't really ... More >>
The stars wore dark, solid colors and radiated tasteful concern on the telethon Friday night, most of them digging up standard tunes of hope-through-the-wreckage. I think the most powerful performers that night were: Jennifer Hudson wailing beautifully on "Let It Be" and reminding us of her ... More >>
Photo by W MagazineJesus Luz, the comely young Brazilian whom Madonna has taken under her wondrous wing, is going places. To the Maritime Hotel's Hiro ballroom, to be precise.
Madonna's world tour seems destined to provoke international incidents. She had already riled Poles by planning to perform on the Feast of the Annunciation, and they retaliated by sending prayer-bombs to kill two of her stagehands. Now Madge has done the unthinkable in Romania: spoken in defe ... More >>
Here's a new way a high-roller with a Madonna fetish can spend his or her money: some guy who used to date Madonna is auctioning off her phone messages to him, among other stuff. At the Rock and Roll Pop Art Auction, commencing Monday, you can obtain "two original microcassettes from Jim Albri ... More >>
It is a well-known principle of modern life that you don't fuck with Madonna. But what if Madonna fucks with Madonna -- that is, the Mother of Christ? Earlier this month Lech Walesa and other angry Poles denounced Madonna Ciccone for threatening to perform in Warsaw on August 15, the Feast of the As ... More >>
I was just google-imaging myself, as I do about every two and a half minutes, and I came up with this de-gorgeous shot of moi at Madonna's Industria bash for her illustrious Sex book way back in 1992. I dressed as the Pope--just to have some serious clerical presence there--and carried a Madonna sho ... More >>
"Madonna doesn't have an altruistic bone in her body," states a friend of mine, flatly. "She's the most use-people-and-spit-them out type of driven manipulator in history." Point taken--but let's be uncharacteristically kind for a second. Maybe that was the old Madonna. Perhaps maturity and longtim ... More >>
Did we ever tell you we used to live in Madonna's building? Well, we mean the building Madonna used to live in, near the corner of East 4th and Avenue B. It was a dump, and convenient to the East Village clubs and drug dealers. Flash forward to 2009, and we are still living in a dump -- though not t ... More >>
Now that she's reached 90--I mean 50--the amazing Madonna can look back at a sumptuous career of finely crafted pop songs, and insanely enough, she's only at the halfway mark! So what's Madge's most towering musical achievement so far? In other words, what's her most beautifully realized, gorgeously ... More >>
Marital mudflinging has become the new bloodsport in gossip, and I've booked myself a front row seat, kids. I've been loving the Madonna-Guy cross accusations, even though they tend to have a "duh" feeling to them. ("He's emotionally retarded"; "She's obsessed with her image"--DUH! This is even less ... More >>
This very topic was addressed in yesterday's Page Six magazine, and just to shake things up, I argued that they don't (at least not the way Madonna does it) and Michelle Malkin zanily vouched for the opposite point of view. Meanwhile, does A-Rod belong at a Madonna concert? That's a whole other deba ... More >>
*First of all, he's way homophobic. And let's face it: To be married to Madonna and not care for the sight of gays makes as much sense as a diabetic in a candy shop. *He's a director. Director/star pairings don't work (and yes, I know about Spielberg and whatshername). The director usually fancies ... More >>
And inside the women in Towelhead. Plus Rockwell paints a fucked-up Casanova.
Get into the groove for Madonnas 50th
Now, if you've read Tabloided for any length of time, you know that I'm going to have some biases about this story going in. After all, I am a tried-and-true Red Sox fan, which makes me almost genetically disposed to despise Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. On the other hand, I also grew up in ... More >>
A friend of mine is concerned that Madonna might be turning into the new Mae West. Bawdy sexpot Mae refused to give up her vampy allure even when it deserted her along with most of her film career. In the '70s, when she was 85 years old and more spackled and corseted than a corpse, minxy Mae appeare ... More >>
Every time I go out, some young, no-talent singer/actor/whatever runs up to me and gurgles, “You should write about me! I’m going to be world famous! Oh, yes, I may be cleaning toilets right now in between shifts behind the counter at Wendy’s, but you mark my words, honey. I’m going to be hu ... More >>
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Madonna's upcoming single, "4 Minutes," somehow got leaked to French radio, and the kids on the bitchy site datalounge.com have found the link and taken a listen so they can weigh in on the Material Girl's newest material. Among the choicer comments there: "Funny how Madonna's latest singles always ... More >>
The news that some wack-job thought a photo he had was a rare shot of Marilyn Monroe hitchhiking nude, only to find out it's really that famous Madonna image from her Sex book reminds me of my own hot and sexy Madge moment. Way back in the '90s, right after that boobalicious book came out, I stood o ... More >>
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