Mario Lopez

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2014

    The Iron Sheik Is Ready to Roast Everyone's Nuts

    No one can dish it out quite like the Iron Sheik. And, even though he's no longer in the ring, he's still smacking people down. The legendary Iron Sheik is more into giving a complete and total verbal lashing these days, and on October 30th, he'll be stepping into a different ring but still promise ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 6, 2013

    Male Movie Stars Nude! NSFW

    It seems like it involves clicking and registering and joining and paying and stuff like that, so I'm hardly recommending it, but a friend--yeah, a friend--said it was worth it for him.

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2011

    The Kardashian Marriage Was Far From The Shortest In Showbiz History

    ​As I pointed out the other day, the unlikely duo of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman topped Kim and the ex Mr. Kim's 72-day marriage by splitting after only 32 days. But there are some that croaked even faster! (1) Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker, 1919 Only six hours! And they were pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2008
  • Columns

    July 2, 2008

    Gene Simmons and the Whores He Admires

    Kiss-and-makeup with Simmons; trophy-boy update; chats in the middle of the Maddin crowd

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2008

    Country Legend Dishes Dead Husband!

    There's something about old-time show biz legends. They're way wiser, more open, and more appealingly self-deprecating than the new kids. And they're much easier to get on the phone! In this week's column, I chat with country's own Loretta Lynn, fresh off the Songwriters Hall of Fame's decision to m ... More >>

  • Columns

    June 24, 2008

    Mario Lopez's Underwear Dis

    Chattin' with Loretta Lynn and John Leguizamo; Carol Burnett in action; adventures of Nick Adams

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2008

    Hollywood's Lost Its Mind Again With My Fair Lady Remake

    Variety recently reported that a remake of My Fair Lady will very likely be made with Keira Knightley as the screeching Cockney flowergirl turned bitter yet finely accessorized lady. Will the result be loverly? I wouldn't count on it! How many times do producers have to be reminded that it's not GOO ... More >>

  • Columns

    March 27, 2007

    Idols Friendly and Faux

    My tour of modern Grease. Plus a celebulecture and a swashbuckled queen or two or three.

  • Columns

    January 2, 2007

    Best and Worst of Sex 2006

    From creepy sexin' to tofu-bashing to liquid pussy, Tristan gives her 12-month roundup

  • Columns

    June 28, 2005
  • Columns

    June 17, 2003