Things back at the underground bunker are peaceful and calm -- the cats dig the new scratching post, we hear, and they're finally getting some quiet time while we're on the road frantically trying to keep up with Scientology's ongoing implosion.
Things started out quietly enough as we began another ... More >>
"M-A-R-C-O-T-A-I. They'll never figure out it's me with this fake Italian accent!"Here on this final day of 2011, we're replacing our usual Saturday morning celebration of the week's best comments with a special announcement.
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Cheezburger.comWe're feeling a bit woozy after this week of Scientology watching here in the underground bunker. Not sure if it was something we ate, or just the thought of Tom Cruise hurling at Gold Base that has us a bit dizzy.
Anyway, Mr. Cruise was very much on our minds this week, as h ... More >>
"You'll know the Marcabians by their atom bombs and fedora hats, dear."Things just keep rolling along here at Runnin' Scared's fortified underground bunker, where we keep an eye on all things Scientology while waiting for the invading Marcabian fifth fleet. It's been another eventful week!
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