Subject:

Mark Sanford

  • Theater

    October 8, 2014
  • Blogs

    June 13, 2011

    Weinergaterdämmerung: Rightbloggers Shoot Their Load on Weiner, Wife, Women, and New Yorkers

    We see Anthony Weiner's penis, in this "if it seeds, it leads" media era, remains big news. The New York Representative's lewd but (so far as has been revealed) legal tweets have many pols calling for his resignation, and rightbloggers enjoying scandalicious multiple orgasms. The ever-developing st ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 9, 2010

    David Paterson Vetoes His Way to Tabloid Glory

    ​David Paterson would have you believe that he did the only responsible thing by vetoing almost 7,000 appropriation bills passed by his former Democratic colleagues in the Legislature. He is even taking a veto victory tour, sustained by the fact that the Republican minority in the State Senate ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2010

    What Are New York's "Boyfriend Politicians" Doing to Single Women in the City?

    Casual Bloomberg and his lady love​You date and/or live long enough in New York City, and sooner or later you run into the complaint, usually expressed after numerous beverages, that there are "no good men in the city" -- you know, they're all taken, or married to their careers, or taken and m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2010

    Jenny Sanford, Elizabeth Edwards Make Democracy Fun Again

    The country's in the toilet -- in lieu of bread, let's get right to the circuses. Jenny Sanford has revealed more hilarious details of her life with South Carolina governor and adulterer Mark Sanford. Apparently the first red flag came when Mark and Jenny were working on the wedding vows and he said ... More >>

  • News

    December 29, 2009
  • Blogs

    December 11, 2009

    Jenny Sanford Announces Divorce from Cheating Governor

    ​Looks like Jenny Sanford has had enough. "The dissolution of any marriage is a sad and painful process," she says in a statement. But she's up for it: "I am now filing for divorce." "About time!" says South Carolina News.

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2009

    Mark Sanford may be out of the Governor's Mansion. Jenny, not so much.

    ​The South Carolina State House Judiciary Committee announced Friday that an ad hoc legislative committee will formally consider a resolution calling for the impeachment of disgraced Governor Mark Sanford next week.

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2009

    Sanford Stonewalls as Lt. Gov., Legislature, Assassin Call for Removal

    Not only Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer wants South Carolina Governor and sad adulterer Mark Sanford out of office. The Washington Times claims that Republicans in the South Carolina legislature are discussing impeachment, now that the Governor has insisted he will not be "railroaded" out of offic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2009

    Mark Sanford's Lt. Gov Offers to Take Over, Says He Won't Run in 2010

    ​South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's been moping around and dodging investigators ever since he told us he was having an affair. His erstwhile friends haven't been much help; state attorney general Henry McMaster has offered himself as a candidate for the gubernatorial GOP nomination while ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2009

    Sanford Declines Lt. Gov's Generous Offer to Take Over

    South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer's generous offer to take over the Governorship from Mark Sanford has been rebuffed. "I'm not going to be railroaded out of this office by political opponents or folks who were never fans of mine in the first place," says Sanford. (Savannah station WSAV ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2009

    Sanford Declines Lt. Gov's Generous Offer to Take Over

    South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer's generous offer to take over the Governorship from Mark Sanford has been rebuffed. "I'm not going to be railroaded out of this office by political opponents or folks who were never fans of mine in the first place," says Sanford. (Savannah station WSAV ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 17, 2009

    Who's Your Favorite Disgraced Governor?

    Lately, anyone with the title of Governor seems determined to show the entire world their lack of scruples (and sometimes their lack of underpants too). Which one is your favorite mess?

  • Blogs

    July 3, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Dance troupe, Governor's Island. Boy, what a week. Gay Pride was effulgent as ever with three D.A. candidates voguing for the cameras, but marred by a gay-bashing on the Upper East Side. The authorities got involved and the cops went to work, and now it looks like there have been more such incide ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2009

    Wait, Mark Sanford Isn't Done Making Us Laugh

    The South Carolina Governor and Argentine adulterer Mark Sanford, who was widely believed to have dodged some publicity bullets when Michael Jackson died, has found a way back into our hearts. Today he tells us that though long-distance lover Maria Belen Chapur is his "soul mate," he will nonethele ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2009

    Coleman Concedes, Franken is Minnesota Senator

    After telling us that his wife had been praying the rosary in Rome (?), Norm Coleman congratulated Al Franken on becoming the next Senator from Minnesota. Then he said a bunch of other stuff about voters' rights and the people of Minnesota, but who cares? This fucking thing is done. Hooray for the c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Sanford Lover Gives Statement, Escapes Media

    Maria Belen Chapur, aka Maria Belen Shapur, paramour of Governor Mark Sanford, issued a statement that was read on the C5n network out of Buenos Aires by anchorman Eduardo Feinman. The statement, denouncing the leak of emails between her and Sanford as an "evil act that was directed at me but also d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2009

    Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

    Twitpic by moises. The spectre of death stalked the nation. We were all shocked by the death of a great American musician: Sky Saxon. Also, Michael Jackson. We looked at his fans, press reactions, his good works and his weird headlines. And let's not forget Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. Presid ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2009

    Oh Thank God: "Alleged Photos" of Sanford Lover (Update: Alleged Photo Allegedly Not Her!)

    We need something to get our minds off Michael Jackson and onto the scandals of the living. So thanks to Bitten and Bound for posting what it says are "alleged photos" of Maria Belen Shapur, the alleged lover of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. And The Swamp has an alleged photo of the alleged ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 26, 2009

    Live: Dinosaur Jr. Leave "Billie Jean" Alone at the Music Hall of Williamsburg

    via dennischang's photostream Dinosaur Jr. Music Hall of Williamsburg Thursday, June 25 Dinosaur Jr. did bring up Michael Jackson from the stage last night, frontman/guitar wizard J. Mascis muttering something about Farah Fawcett and MJ and, later, when Lou Barlow took requests: "What are we gonna ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 25, 2009

    New York Post Scoops World with Sanford Mistress Photo!

    Gotta hand it to the New York Post -- everyone else is just speculating about photos of alleged Mark Sanford Argentine mistress Maria Belen Shapur ("Mark Sanford Mistress Photo Eludes Web" -- AP), or using the classic come-on of headlining a post "Maria Belen Shapur Photo" and then just showing us t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2009

    Governor Sanford is Now Our Hero and Role Model

    Now South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is saying that when he disappeared for days, untraceable by his colleagues and even his wife, he wasn't hiking on the Appalachian Trail -- nude or otherwise -- but "recharging" in Buenos Aires. We're sure this will add to the yap-yap and blah-blah from self-r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 24, 2009

    Leaked: Travelin' Governor Sanford's Press Conference Remarks

    The Village Voice has obtained an advance copy of the remarks that recently-missing South Carolina governor Mark Sanford will make at today's 2 p.m. press conference. Good afternoon. Or, should I say, ¡buenas tardes! As you all know, there has been a bit of confusion about my whereabouts sin ... More >>

  • News

    August 26, 2003

    Hacks vs. Flack

    UN Press Takes Aim at U.S. Mission Spokesperson

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