Consider this literary sex scene: "A spaceship crashes with two midgets that get split up. The blonde one walks around until she finds a farm where she rests and masturbates."
In reality, that quote is literary only in that somebody went to the trouble of writing it down--it's actually an excerpt ... More >>
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Fuzzy Mules, Pink Slippers Volume One: Came a Clown
Author: McAllister Ransom
Publisher: Kohinoor Books, ... More >>