Powerhouse singer and lovable bohemian Beth Ditto is coming to xl this Saturday, where she'll blaze across the stage and belt out her best-known songs, including "I Wrote The Book," "Move in the Right Direction," and "Get a Job." In a phoner yesterday, Beth filled me in on what her performance wil ... More >>
On his last trip to the Twin Cities, Paper's Mickey Boardman took time to snap a shot of the famed Mary Tyler Moore statue situated downtown, right outside a major department store. It's the iconic image of Mary Richards tossing her tam o'shanter into the air, just as she did at the end of the pre- ... More >>
That's what you can do thanks to Me TV (channel 144 on my dial), Antenna TV (166), TV Land (Channel 85), Aspire (171), and Hallmark (84). With this plethora of musty treasures on eternal repeat, you need never deal with the present again--except to maybe order food or go to the bathroom. Here's a ... More >>
The oil-drilling prime-time soap Dallas has been resurrected by TNT, which is using some of the original cast members--like Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, and Linda Gray--to reprise their iconic roles. And I think it's great! After all, no one complained when Yul Brynner did The King and I one more ... More >>
I won't be reading the comments on this one because I don't want to see all the cries of "You forgot about..." I forgot nothing. I know everything. These are my faves. Deal with it or go to hell.
Photos: Chad GriffithA facebook friend named Michael Penny has whipped up a Musto theme song so every time I enter a room,three cute tapdancing boys can lift me in while singing it. From the lyrics he's written so far, it seems very "Charlie" commercial meets Mary Tyler Moore theme song, an ... More >>
You didn't think I'd let the ladies get all the glory to themselves, did you? Your choices are as follows: *Robin Williams in Patch Adams Granted the material was syrupy to the point of vomit-inducing, but he didn't have to go along with it so eagerly, did he?
And she deserves it. The hilarious, deadpan Judy Gold returns to the stage in The Judy Show--My Life As A Sitcom beginning June 30th at the DR2 Theater. I just called the lesbo-visible comic and got the gay lowdown on it. Me: Hi, Judy. Tell me about your wacky new show. Judy: It starts w ... More >>
Top 10 Revelatory Moments From This Week's Project Runway 1. The Oliver Twist undercurrent that runs so fiercely throughout Runway (think about it: cramped confines, rigorous wailing, repurposed rags) has never been so apparent than in this episode's early arc. We open on Mondo, Denver's mos ... More >>
Facebook fans have been pushing hard to get Betty White (pictured) -- known for The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls, and more recently a popular Super Bowl commercial -- hired as a guest host of Saturday Night Live (and it looks like White may get the gig, though with backup; White is ... More >>
I have a diet plan that works way better than the point system, throwing up, or even completely starving. It's worrying and fidgeting! My primary care doctor just told me in all seriousness that fidgeting can help you burn 800 calories a day! He also told me I'd lost five pounds since my last visit, ... More >>
The usual heels, but knock off the complaining
In the cabaret, shots of Bachardy (with Isherwood chasers). Plus, glory holes—do ask and do tell.
Advice from grannies and trannies; other topics are glossed over
And trying to be famous? Let me tell you about it.
Talking vaginas, retards, testicles, dicks, douchebags, and George W. Bush with the Comedy Central star
Bryan Singer resurrects Superman, while Meryl Streep sinks her teeth into the fashion world
A young designer takes on New York Fashion Week
A season in hell: A critic's guide to what not to watch in the new fall lineup
Upper-end places worth the expense
Devilish Biopics; Buffy Puts a Stake in It
Gay Hosts Undermine Talk Show Macho
An Alleged Doctor Killer Is Arrested, and an Antiabortion Web Site Returns
Jane Chastain, Sports Broadcasting Trailblazer
An ASPCA Campaign Is Saddled With Criticism
A long-eared owl takes up residence in Central Park