Last week we ran a very real satirical take on what the real message of Britney Spear's new smash hit "Work, Bitch" is. In the song, as you're no doubt aware, Brit sings about several high-priced items, and tells the listener that all one must do to obtain them is to "work, bitch." (Ahhh, just got t ... More >>
It's a bad week to be a Maserati owner in New York City.In the past three days, $280,000 worth of Maseratis have been swiped in the Big Apple, which may seem like a ton of money -- and it is -- but it equates to only two Maseratis.For comparison, you could buy 17.5 2010 Honda Accords with 33,000 mil ... More >>
Here's a tip: If you own a $150,000 car, don't let a stranger jump in the passenger seat when the keys are in the ignition as it's parked in Times Square at 4:30 in the morning. Because a guy actually did that, and he is short one Maserati.Chadwick Lange, 43, moved to New York from Florida -- where ... More >>
Oh fraud, how could we live our lives without it! Here now comes a list of financial crime cases out of federal court in Manhattan and Brooklyn that we have had the keen pleasure to follow so far this year. And as we read, we must pause from time to time in awestruck admiration at the inventivenes ... More >>
Alleged baby allegedly hit by Lindsay's Maserati, via RadarOnlineLindsay Lohan's trail of misfortune continues, if primarily in the gossip tabs. According to RadarOnline, two onlookers (only one of whom was named) saw her clip a stroller holding a baby with her Maserati in West Hollywood on W ... More >>
How big? Really? "Thirteen chefs have fallen," says Kevin as if he's talking about victims of a foreign war instead of willing reality show contestants, giving us a taste of the vacuous hyperbole that awaits us. Angelo, meanwhile, carps about his ex-in laws, saying they "just didn't believe ... More >>
Lots of hedging from Carolyn Maloney's foe, hedge fund lawyer challenger Reshma Saujani
1. "[Nikki Sixx and I] talked about the upcoming Cruefest, and he told me that they would be performing the Dr. Feelgood record from beginning to end. He also reminded me of a time that I drove his Maserati and put a scratch in it. (I don't even remember driving any Maserati. EVER!) I was a wee bi ... More >>
SXSW 2009: the sound of a thousand Babydick jokes cracking. Full list, with arbitrarily bolded highlights, below.
Kanye can't rap. 50 is retrograde. Both are absolutely necessary.
In which glamorous pop stars deign to comfort you
In which an American Idol runner-up tops it all by blow-drying his chest
A chameleonic Forest Whitaker dominates an awkward Idi Amin biopic
Talking with Jim Leff, founder and alpha hound
Hardcore brewing dudes make peanut butter beer in an NYC tenement apartment
In a Race Between Two Filial Men, Women Will Decide Who Is the Beloved Son