Mean Girls

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2014

    The 20 Best Vampire Movies, 1979 to the Present

    Our review of this week's Dracula Untold doesn't inspire much hope: "This Dracula Begins-style sword-and-fangs curio plays like someone said, 'What if we took a vampire flick but did a find-and-replace swapping out all that bare-neck sensuality for some video-game ass-kicking?'" But for every genre ... More >>

  • Film

    February 5, 2014
  • Blogs

    February 10, 2011

    Lindsay Lohan Is Being Treated Like a Common Criminal [VIDEO]

    ​Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today and the New York Post called her "sexed-up." Sexed up? She was just wearing a skintight $575 Kimberly Ovitz dress in virginal white, for Pete's sake! This is a huge indicator of how her terrible day went. All Lindsay wanted to do was show up to court (wit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2010

    Why Does Andrea Peyser Hate Lindsay Lohan So Much?

    ​Have you heard of Andrea Peyser? She's a "columnist" person for the New York Post, and she likes to get all up in people's business, especially, for some reason, if they're women more attractive than her (Ooh, we said it). At any rate, she's got quite the mouthful for LiLo today about her nai ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2010

    Clitter is the New Vajazzling

    Today in things that make us dry heave, an advancement in the art of Vajazzling. You may remember a few months back when "actress" and John Mayer dumpee Jennifer Love Hewitt revealed in her horrendous self-help book, The Day I Shot Cupid, that she had bedazzled her "hoohah" (her word) with Swarov ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2009

    A Group Hug For Lindsay Lohan

    I hear you all snickering with gossipy glee that Samantha Ronson has apparently dumped Lindsay Lohan and supposedly had a restraining order taken out on the mess. But let's have a little gay heart. Has anyone ever suffered more for her success than poor Lindsay? A freckle-faced dumpling who captivat ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2008

    News of the Obvious: Fast Cars and Crazy Stars

    Since it's Friday, we need some lighter fare to dish about around the ol' water cooler. First up is the Daily News' truly shocking bombshell: dudes like fast cars. Citing a report from Forbes magazine, the paper says that a list of "cars driven almost exclusively by men is peppered with models endow ... More >>

  • Film

    February 5, 2008
  • Film

    May 1, 2007

    Mormons: They're Just Like Us

    Lindsay Lohan elevates, but can't save, Georgia Rule

  • Columns

    July 27, 2004