At Chiller Theatre, the answer to "What's in a name?" is $45
The ex-Baywatch blond announced that on Dancing With The Stars before being eliminated last night, and the kids on the Broadway boards are buzzing about just what show she might be coming in. Hedda Gabler? Medea? Baywatch The Musical?
One of my favorite couples, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, has spiraled into crisis control. Reports had him cheating and her not wearing her ring and him revving into overdrive to try to woo her trust back and avert a messy divorce. The reality is this is one of those relationships about ... More >>
Darren Criss is attracting screaming Gleeks to How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, and they're filling the seats once occupied by screaming Potterphiles. Which brings to mind the topic of Broadway replacements and how they fare in light of all the hoopla generated by the original star ... More >>
Photo: Bill DowTippi Hedren is the Hitchcock star of The Birds and Marnie (in which she was a klepto who was afraid of the color red), and she also worked with Chaplin, albeit in the comedy misfire A Countess From Hong Kong. She's further known as the mom to Oscar nominated Melanie Griffith, ... More >>
Keeping up with the times (albeit with something of a decade-long lag), Mattel has introduced new Barbies with totally rockin' contemporary jobs, including Barbie as slutty Hollywood Access reporter (a/k/a, a pink-besuited News Anchor with a "flair for journalism" and freshly flat-ironed hair ... More >>
The other Number 9Number 9The Maxim Hot 100 List is out. Yeah, we've been waiting for this all year! Not only that, but the Good Surgeon's Guide to the Top 10 Worst Celebrity Faces came out last week. And since we are connoisseurs of both beauty and hideousness here at Runnin' Scared, ... More >>
President elect Barack Obama has foolishly jumped the gun and appointed a cabinet member without waiting for my sage advice! He's already fucked up! Here's who he SHOULD be tapping for the various key slots:
Fashionable highlights and lowlights from last night's Golden Globes
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Long-Held Assumptions
For You, the Birdie
The Mirror Has Two Faces
A rundown of the season's movies handpicked for their potential wondrousness or probable woefulness.
A Winter Movie Preview
[Some Dates Guaranteed To Change]
Gwyneth Paltrow's Anti-Fan Club
''In Rounders, John Malkovich chewed so much scenery that it's a wonder there were any card tables left.''
''I can't believe that all the underground insanity I skanked around for years now comprises cute touristy entertainment.''