The Augusta National Golf Club joined the 19th century yesterday when it announced that it's finally admitted two female members to the previously all-male club, which has many applauding the club's decision to finally end its ban on penis-ly challenged members.Former Secretary of State Condoleeza R ... More >>
There are good days, there are great days, and then there are days like the one Scottish golfer Elliot Saltman had Friday at the Bankia Madrid Masters tournament in Spain. Saltman drained a hole-in-one on the 204-yard third hole and won the glorious prize--his own body weight in ham. That's 238 poun ... More >>
The ineffable Next Media Animation, the Taiwanese company responsible for cartooning every current event from the Tiger Woods sex scandal to the Royal Wedding, has already delivered their dramatization of Osama bin Laden's death, entitled "Osama Bin Laden get got," starring Donald Trump, a finger-gu ... More >>
Let's get a jump on all the year-end pieces that will surely be heading this way (from myself, for example) and crown the biggest douche of the year so far. Was it mouthy Mel Gibson for spewing even more hatred than critics leveled at Air America?
Who else but the resident outrage-hungry Horny Lesbian Ethnocentric Sexist Catlady of the New York Post, Andrea Peyser, would get kicked out of the Masters for walking up to Tiger Woods and asking him about his penis?
Not trying to be a downer, but 2009 kind of sucked ass
Who knew golf could be that exciting? For me, it always brings back memories of being trapped at my grandparents' house for the weekend while they watched "The Golf" (it was always required the article of "the") on the one TV while I would entertain myself by eating some sort of cheese-powder covere ... More >>
The wild, untamed, rock-star style of . . . golfers
Admiring the Scottish neeps and tatties near Times Square
Golf's Godsend Has a Below-Par Social Conscience
Strawberry and Other Star Athletes Who've Suffered Self-Inflicted Tragedy