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Metamucil

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2012

    Perks of Being a Wallflower Reviewed By Two Old Geezers

    They may not exactly be the target audience for Perks of Being a Wallflower, but homespun critics Marcia and Lorenzo--aka the "Reel Geezers--have a take on it, and it's pretty stimulating. In their video (below), the two salty seniors delve into the film's exploration of youth and compare it to the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2010

    Hugh Hefner Engaged To 24-Year-Old

    ​What's the male equivalent of a cougar? A dirty letch? Whatever the case, 84-year-old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner just tweeted his Christmas Eve engagement to Crystal Harris, December 2009's Playmate of the Month.

  • Blogs

    May 10, 2010

    Video: 'Complete The Danged Fence' McCain Campaign Apparently Not a Joke

    If John McCain is trying to advocate for (A) Arizona as a state that isn't looked at as the most ass-backwards place in America at this very moment (B) Ageism as something not to be laughed about, but to be taken very seriously. (C) Himself as a political voice who can still speak on a national ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2009

    Junior's Cheesecake May Have a Rodent Fanbase, Too

    ​The latest chapter in the restaurant vermin gross-out saga may be written by Junior's: Earlier today, a tipster sent Gothamist some rather incriminating photos of a mouse rummaging around in what the tipster claimed was the diner's cheesecake display case. Junior's passed its last DOH inspect ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 12, 2009

    Which Older Male Stars Are The Most Fuckable?

    David Shankbone I'm nothing if not predictable, so when I came up with the recent mildly appetizing post asking which older actresses are still hot and bang-able, you knew there'd be the gender-flipping followup. Well, hold onto your Metamucil bottle because here it comes, kids. Which geezers of th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2009

    Which Old Broads Are Still Bang-able?

    Let me assume the emotional posture of a crass and insecure straight dude and wonder aloud which stars who are really old--you know, MY age--are still worth a flop in the hay, even if the act would have to be done with walkers and Metamucil? In other words, which old ladies would you still want to s ... More >>

  • News

    December 24, 2008

    Musto's Year in Review

    The year in pictures—pictures of me!

  • NYC Life

    February 13, 2007

    White Chicks on Sale

    A V-Day roundup yields re-educated hipsters, angry guidos, trashy novels, and a very special discount

  • Film

    August 8, 2000
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