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  • Blogs

    September 1, 2013

    Twerk-Offs: Rightbloggers Ride Out the Summer With Miley Cyrus

    It's hard and tedious, the day-to-day rightblogger work of promoting impeachment, stirring racial enmity, scrambling for a position that can encompass both a desire to bomb Syria and a desire to thwart Obama, and so on. Their traditional relief valve has been culture war -- shaking fists at some r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2013

    Rightbloggers Find NSA Spying on Americans--And This Time They're Against It!

    Last week many Americans discovered that their government is spying on them. We are not sure how many of them had a hunch such a thing was happening, though since 9/11, the signing of the Patriot Act, and various government snooping stories, we would guess the number to be very high. Many rightblog ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2013

    "Day of Resistance" and The Case of The Rightbloggers Who Didn't Bark

    Did you miss the Day of Resistance? Don't even know what it is? Well, it was a tea-party style throwdown last Saturday, in which thousands of your fellow citizens went packing in public to give Kenyan Pretender Obama the old cold-dead-hands salute. You might expect our friends the rightbloggers wo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 19, 2012

    Joe Biden Talks About Chains; Rightbloggers Hardest Hit

    Vice President Joe Biden said in a speech last week that the GOP's calls to "unchain Wall Street" really mean "they gonna put y'all back in chains." Having just launched their own Vice-Presidential candidate to less than earth-shaking effect, rightbloggers flipped out over Biden's remarks, expressi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2012

    After Batman Theater Shooting, Rightbloggers Rush to Defend What's Important: Guns, Themselves

    Last week's terrible incident in Aurora, Colorado in which 70 people were shot, 12 fatally, at a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises made many of us think about how awful these episodes of senseless violence are, how precious and fragile life is, and that we should stay close and be good to ou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2011

    On 9/11, Rightbloggers Denounce America's Mortal Enemies: Democrats and Paul Krugman

    On the 10th anniversary weekend of the September 11 attacks, every single living American blogger wrote a 9/11 memorial post. (Those who did not have been drummed out of the union.) Rightbloggers' 9/11 posts are always interesting, so we figured they'd be extra-good for 9/11 X. We were not disappo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 5, 2011

    Called Anti-Science, Rightbloggers Reply That Science is a Liberal Plot

    With the ascension of Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum, and other GOP candidates who don't cotton to this evolution or climate change stuff, people have begun to ask if Republicans and conservatives are actually becoming hostile to science. It doesn't help that one of those people is Repu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2011

    Barack Obama Didn't Remove Ground Zero American Flag With His Freedom-Hating Hands

    ​"One minute to air and they decided to take the flag down from the live shot!" ABC News reporter Jake Tapper tweeted yesterday from Ground Zero, along with the image to the right. It was just after President Barack Obama's visit to New York City to celebrate the killing of Osama Bin Laden, so ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2011

    Rightbloggers Denounce the Wealthy, Treasonous Schoolteachers of Wisconsin

    The effort by Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker and the Republican-led state legislature to deprive the state's teachers of collective bargaining rights was catnip to rightbloggers last week. This is because it involves two of their traditional objects of hatred: Unions and public education. You kno ... More >>

  • Columns

    February 9, 2011

    Why Doesn't the Mexican Translate All His Spanish Words?

    And does he advocate calling a young girl a “white bitch”?

  • Blogs

    October 18, 2010

    Ace In The Hole: Rightbloggers Say Chile Mine Rescue Means Obama Sucks, Capitalism Rules

    Last week we talked about the Tennessee fire department that let a man's house burn to the ground because he hadn't paid protection money, and the rightbloggers who thought this was a laudable example of free market justice. This week they celebrated another free market triumph -- though at least t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2010

    On Labor Day, Rightbloggers Denounce Labor Day, Unions, Minimum Wage, Etc.

    Happy Labor Day! You're probably thinking about picnics or sales, rather than about Joe Hill, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, strikes, solidarity, and such like. That's okay. Enjoy your day off -- which, like any other days off you may have, was won for you long ago by union people getting ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2010

    Video Premiere: "Mind Ride" From JEFF The Brotherhood, Who Play the Williamsburg Waterfront on Sunday

    Photo by: Michael KahanJeff the Brotherhood, at the Williamsburg Waterfront this Sunday, for free, with Murder City Devils (!) and Obits Quick favor. Let's all keep this link a secret from Rush Limbaugh, and Michelle Malkin, and all the other bloviating right-wingers our next-door neighbor Roy Edro ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 15, 2010

    Eric Massa: The Final Indignities

    Saturday Night Live got on the Massa thing, and even hauled in Jerry Seinfeld for the snorkeling jokes. Other late coverage has similarly devolved to the fanciful. Queerty asks "Why Does Every Cable News Chatfest About Rep. Eric Massa Have to Suck So Bad?" and notices that Bill Press, one of th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2010

    Stupidest Thing Said (So Far) About Bill Clinton's Hospitalization

    ​"Now, a timely reminder: Stents don't grow on trees. They were not created, developed, marketed, or sold by government bureaucrats and lawmakers. One of the nation's top stent manufacturers, Boston Scientific, has weighed in on the Democrats' proposed massive taxes on medical device maker..." ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2009

    Obama's Post-Crotch-Bomber Statement: We're Doing Things, Stay "Confident," Etc.

    The President was subdued in his post-crotch-bomber address today. In and among the never-give-in-to-terror boilerplate, he informed us that more air marshals have been sent up, that federal and local law enforcement were "working closely" with international partners (It's another Interpol extraco ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2009

    Troopers: Hanging Census Worker Was Suicide, Not Murdered

    ​You may remember the death of census worker Bill Sparkman in September, in which he was found hanging with the word "FED" scrawled across his chest. As he worked in a rural section of Kentucky, where anti-government sentiment is assumed to be high, some suspected that he had been murdered for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2009

    Gay Marriage Revoked in Maine

    ​Yahoos displeased by the results in NY-23 may take comfort that Maine appears to have rejected the marriage equality bill that was passed by its state legislature in May. For example, National Review's Thomas Peters: "My favorite part of last night's election coverage was watching Rachel Mad ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 2, 2009

    Rightbloggers Get a Scalp, and Perhaps a Party, in NY-23

    On the weekend before a nationally-covered upstate New York Congressional election, the Republican candidate endorsed the Democratic candidate. This is a rarity in American politics, if not a first. Rightbloggers played a key role in this historical achievement. Let's step back several weeks and ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2009

    Obama Outrage Du Jour: Won't Meet With Hippies in San Francisco

    Fresh from disgusting the nation with his so-called "Nobel 'Peace' Prize," President Obama's latest outrage is that he will not meet with hippies in San Francisco, but will instead meet with rich people at a Democratic fundraiser there. "Hiding from the leftists in San Francisco," says Michelle Mal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2009

    Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize FTW (Update: Rightbloggers React!)

    ​ Apparently somebody thinks promising to close Gitmo and stop torture, making a speech to the Arab world, and in general not being so much of a dick as most recent Presidents deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. What do we know? Maybe all previous winner Muhammad Yunus' microlending doesn't have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 17, 2009

    Tea Party People Mystified By Public Transportation

    ​Last weekend there was a Tea Party protest in Washington, with attendance estimated between 60,000-70,000 (ABC News) and a zillion kabillion (Michelle Malkin). Yet all was not good times and accusations of fascism. The Wall Street Journal reports that Texas Congressman Kevin Brady has complai ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2009

    Joe Wilson Censured

    ​And oh yeah, the House voted to censure Joe Wilson, 240-179, for shooting his mouth off at the President's address last week. We share the attitude of Barney Frank, who said, "I think it's bad precedent to put us in charge of deciding whether people act like jerks. I don't have time to monito ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 12, 2009

    Rightbloggers Expose Evil Little Girl at Obama Town Hall

    ​Rightblogger Michelle Malkin reveals to a shocked public that the little girl who asked Obama about the mean signs at yesterday's Health Care Town Hall is the daughter of Democratic activists. "Skreee," says Malkin, "Skreeeeeeee." Gateway Pundit shows pictures of the girl's mother wearing a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2009

    Obama Health Care Town Hall Not So Noisy as Previous Versions

    We came in late on the Obama Health Care Town Hall Meeting in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, but from the way MSNBC had the sound engineered -- Obama and questioners loud, background sound low -- we expect we didn't miss much of the now-traditional yelling, if it occurred -- though we're sure YouTube ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2009

    Groovy Hate F*ck: Playboy, Rightbloggers, and the Death of South Park Conservatism

    Last week Playboy did a crude take on conservative women whom the author, Guy Cimbalo, said he would like to "hate-fuck." Attacks on the piece, which was quickly pulled (though excerpts quoted in the commentary, as well as captured screenshots, testify to its ugliness), were numerous. The few li ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2009

    Rightbloggers Protest the Incivility of Their Gay Treasonous Douchebag Opposition

    Last week Michelle Malkin wrote a column, which she also published at her site, called "$%^&*!!: Civility and tolerance in the Age of Obama." Her theme was that liberals were uncivil and intolerant; also, mean and profane. Her primary example was the comments of gossip blogger Perez Hilton, not ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2009

    Pirates Attack Yanks, Yanks Fight Back -- All Obama's Fault!

    When Somali pirates grabbed a ship with an American crew, rightbloggers immediately declared, as usual, it was proof that Obama is a failure. "So far, the White House response has been weak," said Michelle Malkin within seconds. "Will this be a 'new chance for dialogue'?" sneered Hot Air. "Why were ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2009

    Rightbloggers Culture-War For John Galt, Against Jon Stewart and Meghan McCain

    In Sunday's New York Times, Frank Rich wrote that culture warriors -- that is, those "intrusive and divisive moral scolds who thrived in the bubbles of the Clinton and Bush years" -- are being "laid off" in the Obama era, because people are too concerned with the genuine crisis of the economy to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2009

    Tea Party Draws a Dozen-Plus Protesters

    We just ran down to Bowling Green, home of the Bull, to attend today's Tea Party protest. You may remember these are a big thing in conservative circles, and one in City Hall Park two Saturdays ago drew 200-250 people. This one drew a dozen brave souls, though there were a couple people who wandered ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 9, 2009

    Rightbloggers Say: Go Galt! We'll Catch Up With You Later!

    President Obama has proposed ending the Bush tax cuts in 2011, bringing the top rates from 33 percent to 36 percent and from 35 percent to 39.6 percent. The lower of these hikes would apply to individuals making over $200,000 and households making over $250,000. This is not really news, as Obama ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 2, 2009

    Rightbloggers Hold a Sparsely-Attended Tea Party

    Rightbloggers had a big project last week: A series of "tea parties" across the country to protest Obama and his stimulus bill, inspired by comments by CNBC's Rick Santelli (and, it has been suggested, by some rightwing pressure groups). The results were not a great success, at least in the object ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2009

    Rightblogger Protests Short on Protesters, Long on Hype

    When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, they traditionally take to the streets. One Liberty Belle announced such an event for last Monday in Seattle. Liberty Belle had begun as just another intern ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2009

    Liveblogging the Academy Oscar Awards! Part III!

    Additional, excellent live-blogging here with Allison Benedikt at Sound of the City. The King of All Oscar Predictors walks among you in Part III. Will this hubris bring us low? Watch and judge! Oh no, Ben Stiller, you are not. Natalie Portman, good straight woman. Stiller probably thinks he's Ch ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2009

    Stimulus Passes Senate

    Obama's stimulus bill, sheared to a mere $838 billion, has passed in the Senate, by a vote of 61 to 36 with one abstention, with Republicans Arlen Specter, Olympia Snowe, and Susan Collins joining all the Senate Democrats. They are the only Republicans in the entire Congress to vote for the bill, fo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 4, 2009

    Obama Caps Compensation at TARP Companies at $500,000

    Bad news for high rollers: the President says he and his Treasury Secretary agree that companies receiving TARP funds from the Feds will be instructed to cap executive compensation at half a million dollars. That's half a million per exec, not half a million total. Obama had previously expressed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 26, 2009

    Ready on Day One: Rightbloggers at the Inauguration

    This week rightblogger Robert Stacy McCain said: "So far as I can tell, conservatives aren't going through anything like the grief/angst/outrage that Democrats went through after the 2000 and 2004 elections. There may be activists who would like to generate that kind of reaction, but most conservati ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2009

    Rightbloggers Not Really Enjoying the Inauguration

    "I'm a lefty," Obama said as he signed his first Presidential document. "Get used to it." Some people never will. Rightbloggers found their own ways to celebrate the Inauguration. Michelle Malkin, for example, passed the morning with an "Inauguration cliche count... plus: Obamedia Orgy Watch." "New ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2008

    Times Mortgages Itself; Soon Dumb Blogz Like Us Will Rool!

    The New York Times has an article today calling panic over job losses an "emotional contagion" that causes companies to make irrational job-cutting decisions. So we suppose we shouldn't make too much of this: the New York Times Company is borrowing "up to $225 million" and using its midtown headquar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2008

    Rightbloggers' "Conservatism 2.0" Closely Resembles Earlier Versions

    Last week top rightbloggers Glenn Reynolds and Michelle Malkin held a video conversation about "Conservatism 2.0." Their 1990s-Fast Company cognomen refers to a future direction for the Right, but from their discussion their new direction is rather like their old one. For example, in their conside ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2008

    Rightwing Calendar Girls at ABC News an Obvious Liberal Plot

    We don't understand this "Conservative Ladies Pretty in Mink" slideshow of Ann Coulter, Mary Katherine Ham, and other winger chicks glammed out at ABC News. We can see why the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute created the original calendar -- true believers love hearkening-back to when, in the Inst ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2008

    Rightbloggers Remain in Deep, Hilarious Funk

    Sometimes, as Conan the Barbarian said, the best thing in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the wingnuts. So before our new socialist President makes us all tolerant-like, let us enjoy some more early and delicious reactions of the rightblogger ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2008

    Prole Reversal: GOP Bigs Sounding More Like Rightbloggers

    At first glance it looked like another bad week for the rightbloggers. There was a Presidential debate and, as has become customary, they scored it a success for McCain while non-blogger-Americans went the other way. Failing there, rightbloggers milked McCain debate prop Joe the Plumber, expecting ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 20, 2008

    Do Politics Belong In a Madonna Concert?

    This very topic was addressed in yesterday's Page Six magazine, and just to shake things up, I argued that they don't (at least not the way Madonna does it) and Michelle Malkin zanily vouched for the opposite point of view. Meanwhile, does A-Rod belong at a Madonna concert? That's a whole other deba ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2008

    Palin Failin', Rightbloggers Turn to/on Blacks and Gays to Close the Gap

    Thursday's VP debate was understandably the centerpiece of last week's rightblogger action. But they must have seen how that was going, and decided that they couldn't afford to let everything ride on that one, gosh-darned big roll. So they did a little debate prep of their own, portraying moderator ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2008

    A Lost GOP Seat, Gay Nups In Cali: Rightbloggers Rejoice!

    [Editor's note: This is the second installment of a weekly feature reprising the "The Official Village Voice Election-Season Guide to the Right-Wing Blogosphere." Last week, Roy Edroso explored the folly of rightbloggers' undying love of Big Oil. Look for it every Monday.] With 82 percent of Americ ... More >>

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    April 15, 2008
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    April 24, 2007
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    May 23, 2006

    Stuffy Schizo

    Electronic oddballs debate: Dessert or dissertation

  • News

    July 21, 1998

    When the ACLU Supports Discrimination

    'Diversity Cannot Continue by Crude Racial Categories'

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