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    May 13, 2012

    If You Ever Become a CEO, Make Sure Your Resume Is Flawless

    The art of resume-writing is exaggeration; we are all taught to transform "filing" into "transferral of paper entities" and "job" into "duties and responsibilities." Our listed activities and interests are always hobbies we dream of doing on our free time ("fly-fishing," "biking up mountains," etc.) ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2011

    Day in the Life of...a Macaroon Maker

    Welcome to Day in the Life of, a feature that will appear every so often on Fork in the Road in which we look at different culinary professions in New York City and the people behind them. How do the pros actually spend their days? Up this week: Dan Cohen, owner of Danny Macaroons 8 p.m. -- I don ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2011

    Performance Art Brings Naked People To Wall Street

    via Gawker​This morning 50 people got naked on Wall Street. Nope, it wasn't a rebellion staged by haggard I-banking interns who had spent one too many late nights glaring at Excel spreadsheets: it was performance art! As a part of "Ocularpation: Wall Street" created by artist Zefrey Throwell, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 4, 2011

    Scientologists: How Many Of Them Are There, Anyway?

    David Miscavige and crew in happier times​Happy Independence Day! And to our international readers, Happy Monday! Here in America, we'll be enjoying cool drinks by the pool or the beach or at the backyard barbecue, and the news cycle should be slow. So we thought we'd take this relaxing time ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 30, 2009

    Dirty Projectors Unveil Their New, Llama-Centric Video for "Stillness Is the Move"

    I still love this song, despite the revelation that its creation involved "an Excel spreadsheet of hundreds of pop cliches". Llamas, of course, are totally a pop cliche, but that just shows you the DPs' dedication. Needs more choreography, but the whole Sweeping Forest Vistas thing is very Twiligh ... More >>

  • Music

    June 10, 2009

    The Agony and the Ecstasy of Dirty Projectors

    Art-rock lobsters tote an Excel spreadsheet to Central Park. Rain ensues.

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2007

    Live: Metal Gods Slayer

    Art-rock lobsters tote an Excel spreadsheet to Central Park. Rain ensues.

  • Art

    July 25, 2006

    Listings

    Art-rock lobsters tote an Excel spreadsheet to Central Park. Rain ensues.

  • News

    April 6, 2004

    A Billion Here, A Billion There

    New York City heads for a stadium overdose. Guess who will be paying.

  • News

    September 25, 2001

    Equal Right to Fear

    In Public Outrage and Official Hunt, Some Face Special Terrors

  • News

    December 7, 1999

    The Venting Vault

    Age-Old Office Gripes Get a New Media Platform

  • News

    December 22, 1998

    Stalk Options

    If you get sued in Ruthless.Com, does it hurt in real life?

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