Roastmaster General, comedian Jeff Ross has roasted tens of thousands of people -- maybe more, he says. His first official Roast was of "actor" and ponytail god Steven Seagal, and he opened with this joke: "A lot of you don't know me, but I feel uniquely qualified to be here today because I'm also ... More >>
Performing since the age of 15, native New Yorker Gilbert Gottfried still boasts a jam-packed tour schedule, a delivery like a rusty can opener and an affinity for saying the perfectly wrong thing at the absolutely wrongest time. Hot on the heels of his latest controversy, he headlines Carolines o ... More >>
One of the many weird twists in Joan Collins's career came when she costarred with hubby Anthony Newley in his unforgettably titled 1969 epic Can Hieronymous Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? The pretentious film filled with fourth-wall breaking, Felliniesque flashbacks, and ... More >>
www.insightbb.comWell, maybe not of all time -- how far back does the world's literature really go? And we blush to note that most of these quotes come from Western sources, at that. But read on anyway, because some of them are pretty damn funny, or at least pithy and philosophical.
Arnold Stang has passed at 91. You may recall him from movies (The Man With the Golden Arm), the voice of Top Cat, and old Chunky commercials. He is in death described as a "nerdy" comedian, though his nasal, chinless persona predated the term "nerd" by decades. And contrary to the imputation, Stan ... More >>
Comic Milton Berle once told me that when he was younger, he memorably got into a locker room fight about who had the biggest schlong. He responded by saying, "I'll pull out just enough to win." Whether you believe that or not, there ARE certain stars whom we know have enormous ones--and I' ... More >>
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