In her new book about hating absolutely everyone including herself, Joanie naturally puts Oprah Winfrey on the grill. Writes the comic: "And don't say 'Oprah, who?' "Stedman's beard, that's who.
Restaurant kitchens! If Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential is to be believed, they are drug- and sex-filled dens of iniquity, which is why they are the perfect place to ask for sex advice. The cheeky people over at Nerve decided to ask a group of line cooks their expert opinions on every ... More >>
Even though Chelsea's secret wedding is now significantly less of a secret (or so we think), not everyone is welcome. It seems that Al and Tipper Gore won't be going, but it's not known if that's because they're divorcing, weren't invited, or because of that whole "crazed sex-poodle" allegation in t ... More >>
The 'Bum Bum Song' really did it for us
The Voice has learned that former President Bill Clinton is interested in running for political office again. Sources say he is considering either a run for New York city council or for Town Supervisor of New Castle, New York. Less than 11 years after his explosive sex scandal rocked Washington, Cl ... More >>
I never smoke cigars, especially the one Bill Clinton shoved into Monica Lewinsky, but I'm delighted to know that it's finally been identified (if not tested). According to a press release I just got, "Several inside sources have finally confirmed that Gurkha Cigars was indeed the cigar that was ... More >>
A confederacy of dunces
The "big" story today is the massive mob bust carried out in the city and in Sicily yesterday. Tabloids and mobsters have long been the not-so-strange bedfellows of yellow journalism. Brutal crime and secrecy are to reporters what catnip is to little Fluffy—just too good to resist. One of the larg ... More >>
Clowns, feet, cigarettes, and latex are fair game for fetishists
When desire means getting the girlfriend off instead of letting her do me
The Connections: Sniffing out Clinton's literary precursors
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Life in the Burning-Bush Leagues
Remember When the Knicks Were Good? Even Fairly Good?
When Fashion Became Unfashionable During 'Fashion Week'
An Interns Guide to Capitol Hill
Hillary Gets Fitted for a New Mouthpiece
Law-Breaking Celebrities Like Robert Downey Jr. Are in the News Again. Interested?
A Dose of Old-Fashioned Violent Wish Fulfillment
Monica Lewinsky's the New Jenny Craig Spokeswoman. Motivated?
Can You Trust What You Read?
Food for thought
Crooks with looks
Conspiracy theories have seeped into the heart of the American public
The Devil Made Them Do It
An oral history
Whose story is it anyway?
From the sublime to the ridiculous with HRC