Following in the vaunted footsteps of Paul the Octopus (RIP!), Grandpa is a spider monkey who lives at the Staten Island Zoo who has been instilled with the ability to, occasionally, choose a banana or tennis ball with the name of a winning sports team on it, thereby counting him among the ranks of ... More >>
Leah Nash/NYTThere are more rhesus monkeys than you'd think out there getting fat. Getting really fat. And it's not their fault; it's because they're being used as research subjects in studies about obesity and diabetes. At the Oregon National Primate Research Center, scientists are keeping a col ... More >>
I clearly resemble an owl.
Enough people have said that, so I simply have to embrace the comparison and make it into a positive thing, kvelling over all the wisdom and potato-chips-inspiring that owls exude.
So what about you?
Don't say "I have the eyes of a wolverine, the chin of a marmos ... More >>