New York Jets

ESPN President Admits They've Been Trolling the World re: Tebow, and that It's Time to Cut that Shit Out

Let's cut that boy some slack. All he's really done so far in his life is play football, win more than he's lost, be really, really open with his relationship with God, say super hokey, humble shit when the cameras are on him, and not have sex ever. The not having sex ever aside, the guy hasn't rea ... More >>

Joe Namath on Tim Tebow: NY Jets 'Need The Good Lord on Their Side'

Leave it to Broadway Joe to cut through the bullshit -- or, as they say at Joe's and my alma mater, the U of Alabama -- the horseshit.  On Piers Morgan last  night, Joe had this to say about the mess the Jets have put themselves in regarding Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez: "You don't tell your start ... More >>

Tim Tebow To The Jets: ESPN "Insider" Says Deal Could Be In Jeopardy

​You might want to hold off on ordering your New York Jets Tim Tebow jersey -- ESPN "insider" Adam Schefter's tweetin' up a storm about how the deal could potentially be in jeopardy."Denver and Jets have encountered hangup in language in Tim Tebow's contract that could nullify trade," Schefter "tw ... More >>

Is It Time to Say Bill Belichick and Tom Brady Are Overrated?

​Beli-choke? I've always thought that a large part of what they call the Sports Illustrated "jinx" is simply faulty analysis. For instance, the cover of last week's issue of SI featured New England's 325-pound offensive tackle, Vince Wilfork, and a story by Peter King on "why New England W ... More >>

Arizona Shootings Barely Make Cover of New York Daily News

​Hey, did you hear about the horrifying bloodbath that happened yesterday in Tucson, which left a congresswoman in critical condition, killed six others, and wounded 13? The shooting that some people are pointing to as a watershed moment in American politics reminiscent of the Oklahoma City bo ... More >>

Brett Favre's Penis Was Persistent, At Least

Jenn Sterger​A year after Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre (then a New York Jet) sent sideline reporter Jenn Sterger pictures of his penis, allegedly to no avail, he gave her another call the next time she was in New York. The man was really into this woman. Or at least really into hi ... More >>

Tom Brady and Johnny Damon Hate New York City, Apparently

​Today, in sports news, New England tries to fire up their rivalries with our city. Tom Brady's least-favorite HBO show is apparently not Hung and Johnny Damon may end up resuming a legacy as something New York City doesn't have to have nuanced feelings for and yet again allows us to view him ... More >>

A NY Super Bowl in February Goes from "Stupid" to "Done Deal"

​Remember several months ago when you heard for the first time that the Giants and Jets owners were putting in a bid for the 2014 Super Bowl? Remember how stupid that sounded at the time? What exactly happened in the meantime to make that idea sound less stupid? When, exactly, did having th ... More >>

Fallen Fantasy Football God LaDainian Tomlinson Possibly Headed to the Jets

​In Fantasy Football leagues all over the nation, overgrown manchildren covet the chance every August to be the first to pick from their choice of NFL players to play on their make-believe team for very real money that their spouses probably don't know they're spending. And for the last three ... More >>

Jockbeat: Maybe Favre's New Gig is Really About the Merch

Don't know if you've heard the story, but they're saying that if you're traveling down Nicaragua way, you can see bunches of kids wearing "21-0" shirts - those were the ones printed up for New England fans before the 2008 Super Bowl - and Brett Favre Jets jerseys. That, apparently, is one of the pla ... More >>

Jockbeat: Will Jets fans have patience for Sanchez to grow?

There are two definitely good things to be said about the Jets obtaining Southern Cal quarterback Mark Sanchez. The first is that he's probably the best prospect available. The second is that he looks a hell of a lot better than anything they have right now.   But there are potential pitfa ... More >>

Jockbeat: How Ray Lewis Is Like Brett Favre

According to reliable NFL.com blogger Adam Schefter, the Jets, after having signed former Ravens linebacker Bart Scott, are now "hosting a visit" for Baltimore's free agent cornerback Corey Ivy. Can the signing of Ray Lewis be far behind?  It now appears that there's no chance at all that Lewis ... More >>

Allen Barra: Mangini Wasn't the Problem -- Favre Is

"I don't think it was one thing," said Jets owner Woody Johnson after firing head coach Eric Mangini last Monday.  "There's nothing specific. It's just a call we made. Hopefully, it's correct." Wrong, Woody.  It was one thing, it was something specific. And no, your call wasn't, hopefully, corr ... More >>

Brett Favre just the last bailout to fail New York City. Next star in East? Caroline Kennedy.

Well, just another bailout that didn't work. Brett Favre was supposed to save the New York Jets, which would have made the city's sports fans happy, though not as happy as those Wall Streeters in their stadium skyboxes. But in the middle of a boom — the Jets were 8-3 and seemed a cinch for th ... More >>

New York Jets fire Eric Mangini

It's official. New York Jets team owner Woody Johnson has fired coach Eric Mangini.That increases the likelihood that Brett Favre will bring his raggedy-ass arm back to New York City next season -- depending on who the new coach is.Jets officials are talking about their "foundation" and all that non ... More >>

Jets' Mangini Out, Favre Next?

We thank Press Clips for alerting us to the firing of Jets head coach Eric Mangini. Local sports reporters were outraged by the team's "Mets-like" late-season collapse from 8-3 to 9-7, and by yesterday's loss to the Dolphins, whose QB Chad Pennington used to play for the Jets, and who, unlike the Je ... More >>

TAILGATE TIME

The Jets take on the Kansas City Chiefs

Jet Engine Brett Favre

An aging quarterback sweeps New York off its feet

A Crashing Bore

What's so fun about 22 guys in spandex slamming into one another? Along for the ride with Jets and Giants fans

The Hucksters

The people who tried to sell you the world's most expensive stadium

A Queens Ransom

The Mets are in and the Jets are out, but where do the taxpayers fit in?

Subway Woes: Follow the Money

A New Co-opt on the West Side

Stadium jobs program tries to buy black support but is mostly hot air

Win One for the Gyppers

With a strong push from city hall, MTA moves the ball for the Jets

Giving Away the Store

A costly, developing problem for New York City that's three decades old

Stadium Fear Factor

Many builders dislike the West Side stadium. Only one says so out loud.

Blank Check for Hudson Yards

Hidden costs to the public of Bloomberg's West Side dreams

A Billion Here, A Billion There

New York City heads for a stadium overdose. Guess who will be paying.

Will Our Gridders Score? Yes. On the Field? Maybe.

Green With Envy

The Black and Silver Leave the Jets Black and Blue

One Up, One Down

Both the Jets and Giants Turn Out to Be Giant Killers

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Mono Afflicts NFL

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Just a Touch of Gangrene

A Few Amputations, and the Jets Should Be Good for Another Playoff Run

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Breakdown on the West Coast

How Can the Jets Be Purring at 7-3 With Vinny at the Throttle?

Let’s Get Ready to Fumble!

The Jets: California Dreamin’

Athenian Dreams or Trojan Horse?

New York’s Olympic Bid Could Be Billion-Dollar Boondoggle

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Don't Believe the Hype

Deflating Those Lofty Preseason Headlines for the Jets and Giants

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Out of the Closet and Into the Cleats

When Pigskins Fly

New York, New York, It's a Hell of a Football Town

The Jets Take Offense

Gang green breaks a playoff rule of thumb

Deep Impact

What happens when NFL players collide?

The Jets' Winning Formula

The games run on time in the Parcells/Belichick dictatorship

Call Of The Kyle

Jets Tight End Kyle Brady Is Loosening Up

Searching for Color

Why Football Doesn't Write

Quiz Show

Fans drop beer and pick up pencils to find out who's best