Ted Allen is certainly a skilled cook, given that he hosts Chopped and was the culinary expert on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. But his true culinary specialties are "stupid, over-elaborate, fancy-ass" meals, as his recent appearance on the Onion News Network can attest.
It's ONN (Onion News Network), a show on IFC which amusingly spoofs the excesses, biases, and crassness of certain cable news.
Unlike Fox, it's supposed to be funny.
At a panel discussion at the Paley Center the other day, the faux-anchors (staying in character) told us, "We have 30% more ... More >>