I've never been so close to a woman's private parts than the other night, when Brian Christopher Cummings photographed me looking piqued by the above Sante D'Orazio grid of images of the sumptuous Pamela Lee. It was a reception and private viewing at Christie's for "The deLIGHTed Eye, Modernist Mas ... More >>
A lot of music acts sell millions of units, but if they don't have one very special one betwen their legs, they're socially worthless. According to the book The Official Book of Sex, Drugs, & Rock 'N' Roll Lists by Judy McGuire, here are five of the very biggest c***s in r**k. 1) Nick Cave Bigge ... More >>
Swing-dancing, Fringe-watching, Montauk-visiting—almost relaxing
A remake that improves on the film it's copying is as rare as a sequel that's better than the film it's following (though admittedly it happens, as do solar eclipses and celebrity guilty verdicts). I'm always horrified when a classic gets redone simply because they assume magic will strike t ... More >>
Much wood in B'way's Desire Under the Elms revival.
Let's play an amusing little pretend-they-got-married game, the type long perfected in my pal Cindy Adams's column in the New York Post. Just think of the riotous names that could emerge with the right pairings. If Jenna von Oy married Timothy McVeigh, she'd be Jenna von Oy Veigh.
I couldn't let the week go by without weighing in on the war between those two thesping titans, Oscar winner Faye Dunaway and crap star Hilary Duff. Faye recently mouthed off on the upcoming remake of Bonnie and Clyde, which costars the Duse of the nail salon crowd, Duff. As the Joan Crawford imper ... More >>