Several years ago, Paris Hilton was on the cover of Out magazine as someone gays liked and who liked gays. I sort of believed her about it because I did the interview! I was even shown on The Simple Life asking her the questions! In her house! But now a crafty cab driver has released a secretly ... More >>
It's been a busy year for Bruce Springsteen. In March, he released Wrecking Ball, his seventeenth studio album and tenth release to top the Billboard 200, and after packing in arenas across America throughout the spring, he took the E Street Band to Europe. His name is also in a top-40 entry on the ... More >>
Welcome to Musical Math, a new feature where we try to pick apart a new pop song's origins. For our first entry, we have the musical return of one of the last decade's most controversial figures, in both pop and the tabloids. In what's either a bid for notoriety or a genuine appreciation of ... More >>
Maybe it's because she's got some projects percolating. Perhaps it's because the hot air has burst out of Kim Kardashian's balloons. But whatever the case, read Paris Hilton's tweets these days and you'll be invigorated, uplifted, and quite possibly feel your teeth ache. The sociable socialite is ... More >>
Experts have identified the latest phenomenon affecting "thousands of women," and it has quite the catchy name. One part binge-drinking and one part anorexia, it is...drunkorexia. Bent on "staying slim" and getting drunk as quickly as possible (and spending money on booze rather than food) on ... More >>
My newest book, Fork on the Left, Knife in The Back, has an official pub date of September 1, but one of my millions of fans (shut up) has alerted me to the fact that it's available on Amazon and in fact she was just told her copy shipped right away. It's a preemie baby, and such a cutie!
Paris Shares a Birthday With Nobel Laureate Otto SternDear Paris, We reported that you turned 30 this morning, but gosh darn it -- you're so special we're going to say it again: Happy Birthday! Thirty is a milestone age, and it's natural for someone as introspective and thoughtful as yoursel ... More >>
Karly Domb Sadof for the New York TimesWhile going to Port Authority on your 30th birthday seems less auspicious than some other things one might do, Paris Hilton is a risk-taker. New York Times' City Room blog reports that she was spotted there, with boyfriend and entourage, this afternoon " ... More >>
CLICK HERE for my column in which I talk to the biggest star since Paris Hilton about her People cover, her taste in jewelry, and her advancing age. It's really kool! And by the way, she's not really single; she just started dating Calvin Klein model Gabriel Aubrey. Also in the column:
Paris Hilton was sentenced to a year's probation, a substance abuse program, a $2,000 fine and 200 hours of community service as a result of her August arrest for cocaine possession. Today she got started scrubbing graffiti -- with cameras on hand, of course -- while wearing skinny jeans and ... More >>
Ooh, awkward. Paris Hilton has flown to Japan, where she was scheduled to attend a news conference tomorrow to promote her fashion line, and they said, "No thanks, we don't want any." Upon arrival, she was immediately questioned by immigration authorities, who apparently don't take kindly to ... More >>
A new national survey says that we're a bunch of druggies here in the U.S. Well, some of us are. According to the report, illicit drug use rose from 8 percent of the population (over age 12, no pot-smoking babies included) in 2008 to 8.7 in 2009. They're blaming the increase on weed, which mo ... More >>
Paris Hilton, Cocaine, Vagina, Las Vegas
It's been a minute since we've heard from Paris Hilton in any big way, but it's not for her lack of trying. In July, at the World Cup, she was allegedly detained for holding a bit of weed; she was subsequently released without charges or publicity. (It was a holiday weekend, and the World Cup ... More >>
Back at the World Cup in South Africa, Paris Hilton almost got busted with the green, held briefly by a judge for marijuana possession, but ultimately released with no charges. Life is sweet. From Africa, the heiress continued her lifelong vacation, eventually making her way to France for som ... More >>
Should they shave her head like in the women's prison classic Caged? (Nah. Then they'll just say she's imitating Britney again.) Or maybe a nice mix of designer clothes and a bible, a la Paris Hilton? (No way. That'll make her look like a carbon copy of her horrible father.)
• The world knows all too well the potential for destruction surrounding gigantic oil tankers and unfortunately it was demonstrated again when at least 230 people were killed, and nearly 200 more injured, when an oil tanker flipped and exploded in the Democratic Republic of Congo. According ... More >>
Us Weekly/PRN/PR PhotosApparently, even though skinny blonde ex-con billion-heiress Paris totally mowed a Carl's Jr. burger for a commercial, once, now that she's on the verge of 30 and in desperate need of a yacht-ready bikini body, she's put her teensy-weensy foot down about the McDonald's ... More >>
Yesterday, the bombshell dropped that dethroned Miss Calfornia Carrie Prejean has a sex tape floating around, one that the ever sensitive TMZ.com won't publish because it's just too tit-iliciously racy. But just the fact that a tape like that exists makes my own chest swell with fury!
Are stars bringing their bling down a notch? Spending scads of money, but only where they can't be seen doing so? Will Paris Hilton become a social worker to suit the country's new mood or will she simply send out a press release saying she's done so? Answers to all those questions and more are in ... More >>
Golden-chunked socialite Paris Hilton, who helped us get through 2008, has become a bit fame challenged since the country became too busy picking food out of garbage cans to enrapture itself much with the glam shopping sprees and moxieish manhunts of a poor little rich girl. But she's coming back ... More >>
I once blogged about which stars were the smartest and came up with a miraculous bunch of people who'd clawed their way to the top half naked, yet were still quite brilliant deep down inside. But who's the dumbest? Help me decide which famous people are so moronic they sit on the TV and watch the so ... More >>
Fortunately, lots of people—well, gay people—still care about Broadway.
Just a few weeks ago, my BFF Paris Hilton went on and on to me about how happy she was to have such a solid relationship with Benji Madden, her boyfriend of nine whole months, sounding as gushy as a page ripped out of an old Tiger Beat magazine. She kvelled that he's so trustworthy and would never h ... More >>
Paris Hilton seems to have finally clicked with a guy--Good Charlotte's Benji Madden--so I cornered her last week to ask why the relationship seems to be working better than her and Nicole did. "Please explain," I begged the Teflon socialite. "How do you stay a unit without straying? I'm old-school ... More >>
I've got questions, she's got answers, and so on and so on.
I have a shocking admission to make: I liked Paris Hilton’s debut album. I don’t even care if she recorded it one note at a time and then they layered it with whoever does Britney Spears’s singing. It was good shit! So I’m actually semi looking forward to Paris’s sophomore effort, which sh ... More >>
John McCain started it with his "Celebrity" ad that compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Kathy Hilton, Paris' mom and a McCain supporter, denounced the ad, calling it a "complete waste of the country's time and attention." Paris never saw a publicity stunt she didn't like, so sh ... More >>
Some would say Paris Hilton's best performance was telling Larry King that she's embraced the Bible instead of open bars, but Paris herself feels it's in the romantic comedy The Hottie and the Nottie. The Teflon socialite took her role in the film so seriously that she worked with the same acting c ... More >>
This man is a lawbreaker. It's taken me several days, but I can finally break down and admit it: I'm a lawbreaker! Right up there with Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Scott Peterson! No, I didn't kill a pregnant woman or wear shoes that clashed with my bag. I smoked! See, last Sunday night at the ... More >>
Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprungthen and only then.
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