Paris Hilton

Three 6 Mafia: A Post-Oscar Progress Report

My Ssssmokin' Scrape With the Law!

Turkey Alert: Paris When She Fizzles

Daily Flog 8/4/08: Dumping patients, probing Mary-Kate, shooting nose-biting suspect, ratting out cops

Paris Hilton Politics = Hilarious

New Music From Teflon Heiress Paris Hilton

The Paris Hilton Interview!

I've got questions, she's got answers, and so on and so on.

Letters 11.26.08

I've got questions, she's got answers, and so on and so on.

Bernie Madoff Mocked at Party!

Fortunately, lots of people—well, gay people—still care about Broadway.

World Music for Amateur Sexual Predators

Fortunately, lots of people—well, gay people—still care about Broadway.

Working Girls

Surrendering Their Credit Cards for TV Fame, Debutantes Dabble at the Dairy Farm

Fame by Numbers

In Which Paris Is Constructed (and Deconstructed)

Quartet from Brooklyn stick out necks and show their sex

In Which Paris Is Constructed (and Deconstructed)

NY Mirror

In Which Paris Is Constructed (and Deconstructed)

NY Mirror

In Which Paris Is Constructed (and Deconstructed)

NY Mirror

In Which Paris Is Constructed (and Deconstructed)

Talking Point

In the Spin Room, even the big dogs start barking—but that doesn't make it worth talking about

NY Mirror

In the Spin Room, even the big dogs start barking—but that doesn't make it worth talking about

Resolution '05

Larry Tee, Justin Bond, Moby, and more wish upon a star

NY Mirror

Larry Tee, Justin Bond, Moby, and more wish upon a star

The Death of the Dumb Blond

Why peroxide rot is, like, officially over

Overheard From Others and Myself

Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprung—then and only then.

The Hottie and the Nottie

Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprung—then and only then.

A Curse on Your Walls

Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprung—then and only then.

NY Mirror

Another dead animal, another celebrity clothing line. Oh, and I love Paris when she's sprung—then and only then.

Secrets and Thighs

A history of celebrity sex tapes, real and fake, from Joan Crawford to Paris Hilton

A Comeback For Paris Hilton

Golden-chunked socialite Paris Hilton, who helped us get through 2008, has become a bit fame challenged since the country became too busy picking food out of garbage cans to enrapture itself much with the glam shopping sprees and moxieish manhunts of a poor little rich girl. But she's coming back ... More >>

I Was on CNN Discussing Celebs and The Recession

Are stars bringing their bling down a notch? Spending scads of money, but only where they can't be seen doing so? Will Paris Hilton become a social worker to suit the country's new mood or will she simply send out a press release saying she's done so? Answers to all those questions and more are in ... More >>

Cheek, in Review: 7 Days of Runnin' Scared

​Twitpic by Paris Hilton. "Bentley was so cute last night. Carnival is such a fun place to go. A must see place when you go to New York." What? Oh. The week started with rightbloggers cheering President Obama's for losing the Olympics and ends with them booing him for winning the Nobel Peace ... More >>

Why I'm Mad About The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

​Yesterday, the bombshell dropped that dethroned Miss Calfornia Carrie Prejean has a sex tape floating around, one that the ever sensitive TMZ.com won't publish because it's just too tit-iliciously racy. But just the fact that a tape like that exists makes my own chest swell with fury!

Paris Hilton's Advice to the People: Get a Bikini Body and a Yacht

Us Weekly/PRN/PR Photos​Apparently, even though skinny blonde ex-con billion-heiress Paris totally mowed a Carl's Jr. burger for a commercial, once, now that she's on the verge of 30 and in desperate need of a yacht-ready bikini body, she's put her teensy-weensy foot down about the McDonald's ... More >>

Holiday Weekend Morning Links: Congo Oil Tanker Blows, Paris Hilton's World Cup Weed

​• The world knows all too well the potential for destruction surrounding gigantic oil tankers and unfortunately it was demonstrated again when at least 230 people were killed, and nearly 200 more injured, when an oil tanker flipped and exploded in the Democratic Republic of Congo. According ... More >>

What's A Good Jail Look For Lindsay Lohan?

​Should they shave her head like in the women's prison classic Caged? (Nah. Then they'll just say she's imitating Britney again.) Or maybe a nice mix of designer clothes and a bible, a la Paris Hilton? (No way. That'll make her look like a carbon copy of her horrible father.)

Busted With Pot or Not, Paris Hilton is Overcompensating on Twitter

​Back at the World Cup in South Africa, Paris Hilton almost got busted with the green, held briefly by a judge for marijuana possession, but ultimately released with no charges. Life is sweet. From Africa, the heiress continued her lifelong vacation, eventually making her way to France for som ... More >>

Paris Hilton Arrested For Cocaine Posession, Has a Drug Problem or At Least a Fame Problem

​It's been a minute since we've heard from Paris Hilton in any big way, but it's not for her lack of trying. In July, at the World Cup, she was allegedly detained for holding a bit of weed; she was subsequently released without charges or publicity. (It was a holiday weekend, and the World Cup ... More >>

Paris Hilton, Cocaine, Vagina, "Pro": Take A Guess.

Paris Hilton, Cocaine, Vagina, Las Vegas

America: Nation of Potheads (But Not So Much Crackheads)

​A new national survey says that we're a bunch of druggies here in the U.S. Well, some of us are. According to the report, illicit drug use rose from 8 percent of the population (over age 12, no pot-smoking babies included) in 2008 to 8.7 in 2009. They're blaming the increase on weed, which mo ... More >>

Japan Declines Delivery of Drug-Besmirched Paris Hilton

​Ooh, awkward. Paris Hilton has flown to Japan, where she was scheduled to attend a news conference tomorrow to promote her fashion line, and they said, "No thanks, we don't want any." Upon arrival, she was immediately questioned by immigration authorities, who apparently don't take kindly to ... More >>

Paris Hilton Wears High Heels and Skinny Jeans to Do Her Cocaine Community Service

​Paris Hilton was sentenced to a year's probation, a substance abuse program, a $2,000 fine and 200 hours of community service as a result of her August arrest for cocaine possession. Today she got started scrubbing graffiti -- with cameras on hand, of course -- while wearing skinny jeans and ... More >>

Kim Kardashian: "I Love Being 30 and Single!"

​CLICK HERE for my column in which I talk to the biggest star since Paris Hilton about her People cover, her taste in jewelry, and her advancing age. It's really kool! And by the way, she's not really single; she just started dating Calvin Klein model Gabriel Aubrey. Also in the column:

Happy Birthday, Paris Hilton!

Paris Shares a Birthday With Nobel Laureate Otto Stern​Dear Paris, We reported that you turned 30 this morning, but gosh darn it -- you're so special we're going to say it again: Happy Birthday! Thirty is a milestone age, and it's natural for someone as introspective and thoughtful as yoursel ... More >>

Paris Hilton Visited the Port Authority Bus Terminal for Her Birthday

Karly Domb Sadof for the New York Times​While going to Port Authority on your 30th birthday seems less auspicious than some other things one might do, Paris Hilton is a risk-taker. New York Times' City Room blog reports that she was spotted there, with boyfriend and entourage, this afternoon " ... More >>

The Best Celebrity Mug Shots

Nick Nolte​Celebs usually love being photographed, except for colonoscopies and mug shots. Well I haven't manage to dig up the former photos--yet--but I have assembled some of the best, most poignant, scary, most desperately in-need-of-a-stylist mug shots of the criminally unglamorous stars. ... More >>

My Book Is Available For Ordering

​My newest book, Fork on the Left, Knife in The Back, has an official pub date of September 1, but one of my millions of fans (shut up) has alerted me to the fact that it's available on Amazon and in fact she was just told her copy shipped right away. It's a preemie baby, and such a cutie!

Drunkorexia: The New Not Eating Is Drinking

​Experts have identified the latest phenomenon affecting "thousands of women," and it has quite the catchy name. One part binge-drinking and one part anorexia, it is...drunkorexia. Bent on "staying slim" and getting drunk as quickly as possible (and spending money on booze rather than food) on ... More >>

Paris Hilton Is Positively Brimming With Positivity!

​Maybe it's because she's got some projects percolating. Perhaps it's because the hot air has burst out of Kim Kardashian's balloons. But whatever the case, read Paris Hilton's tweets these days and you'll be invigorated, uplifted, and quite possibly feel your teeth ache. The sociable socia ... More >>