Patrick McMullan

The Best St. Patty's Party Of The Whole Weekend!

It was the annual one thrown by the real St. Patty--celebrity photographer Patrick McMullan, who pulls together a group of monieds, zanies, and their admirers, for a night of schmoozing, boozing, and carousing. And food! The bash started at KTCHN, where every seat was filled, and each person was l ... More >>

Nardicio's Underwear Party Photographed By Patrick McMullan! NSFW

Recently, promoter Daniel Nardicio celebrated his 1000th party by throwing an underwear bash par excellence at Rebel, which was filled with guys in their skivvies, plus me and my friends. One of those pals was celebrated photographer Patrick McMullan, whom I sent into the trenches to document the h ... More >>

The Best Photos Yet From My Disco Show

Jason Russo of HeyMrJason Photography was at my Disco Extravaganza on Sunday and captured extraordinary moments like photographer Patrick McMullan reacting to topless Holly Van Voast as I wrapped up a song with arms up, disco diva style. There's a lot of flaunting, exulting, and reacting going on i ... More >>

50 Shades Of Turquoise At Fancy Party

The theme was "turquoise and white" at the dinner party for the Geoffrey Bradfield-designed apartment in the window of BoConcept on West 18th Street and we turned it out till we were blue in the face. Or till we saw blue in the face. I felt underwater, but strangely afloat, loving the chance to fi ... More >>

Miss Piggy, Hot Firefighters, And Kim Kardashian All In One Night

Scenes from capitalism's big annual fashion celebration

NYC Firefighters, Kim Kardashian, And A Pig All Came Out For Fashion Week

Check out my ultra chic new column, which is fringed, dimpled, scalloped, and low-hanging enough to cover your knees, but not so low that your Louboutins don't show.

Provincetown Photos By Patrick McMullan!

This week's column is a romp through that other gay resort--Provincetown, Massachusetts--which is sexy, seafoody, racy, and endlessly entertaining. Here are Patrick McMullan's glorious photos from the trip, which capture the magic, the sass, and the fresh air.

Voice-Activated Messaging Is A F***Ing Mess!

Being able to dictate your emails and texts sounds like a dream--and it is--but the system does hit an occasional snag that could prove embarrassing. Longtime cable star Robin Byrd recently sent an email to celeb photographer Patrick McMullan, inviting him to her house for a weekend and concluding, ... More >>

Drinking With Rich People As The Recession Lifts

Hanging with the upper crust as the recession finally lifts

Out Magazine Defends My Coverage Of Andrew Embiricos' Death

Patrick McMullan​Andrew Embiricos--a personable, charming guy who happened to be the grandson of screen legend Rita Hayworth--was found dead a few days ago, and it was announced as a probable suicide. I promptly posted my own point of view, which dissented from that idea, and in the process, ... More >>

Rita Hayworth's Grandson Dead In Suicide: Or Was It?

Patrick McMullan​I knew Andrew Embiricos from the scene. The 25-year-old grandson of movie legend Rita Hayworth and son of Yasmin Aga Khan and shipping magnate Basil Embiricos, he was a strikingly handsome, personable guy who radiated charm no matter what crisis he was weathering.

Rasputin Restaurant/Cabaret Is The Crown Jewel Of Sheepshead Bay

Patrick McMullan​Michael and Marina Levitis invited me to their Rasputin restaurant in Sheepshead Bay (2670-Coney Island Avenue; 718-332-8111), so I put on my Cossack hat, grabbed some friends, and raced there with my tongue out to help celebrate the place's 20th anniversary in style. When we ... More >>

Photos From My Incredible Book Party!

​The Copacabana turned it out last night with food, booze, percussionists, and dancing Copa girls for the gala launch of my book, Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back, promoted by Chip Duckett. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps and Lisa Lampanelli cohosted and were pure delight, both taking the stage ... More >>

2(x)ist Underwear Show Brings Out The Testosterati

​Boys in underwear, A-List: New York stars, Countess LuAnn... They all came together at last night's show for the very gay-friendly 2(x)ist underwear etc, which I wear whenever I want to look alluring while vacuuming.

Paper's Mr. Mickey Loses 30 Pounds On Weight Watchers

Photo: Landon Ford​ The points system really works! At least it does when you really heed it rather than convince yourself that french fries are a light summer vegetable and chocolate sauce is an aperitif. Thanks to sticking to Weight Watchers while cutting out sugar as if it were the devil, ... More >>

Photos Of Me With Fabulous Celebs!

:​It's Norma Desmond time. I've been going through my inventory and finding lots of instances were I stuck my face in photos with celebrities at various parties (often when they were hosting bashes for me or vice versa). Humor me and enjoy these images of yours truly with: *Liberace (above ... More >>

Yesha Callahan Outed Chris Lee, the Craigslist Congressman: No Gawker Source Is Safe

Eliza Kruger, once anonymous​When Gawker took down New York GOP representative Christopher Lee of the 26th district, they did so based on the emails of an anonymous woman who made a Craigslist posting. In it, the woman begged, "Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?" In respo ... More >>

Patrick McMullan's Magazine Is Here

​Celebrated photographer Patrick McMullan is the father of my godson and sort of the grandfather of my career in the public eye, since he was the first one to repeatedly train a lens on my puss and even get the pictures published. And the bigger he gets, the more his archives are worth, which ... More >>

A Photo of Gerard Butler

​Well, not really. It's actually a shot of DJ/writer Anita Sarko and myself, taken the other night at a gala movie premiere party. But when Clint Spaulding from Patrick McMullan's photo company shot it, the promoter got antsy on the behest of Gerard Butler, who assumed the camera was aimed a ... More >>

Patrick McMullan Magazine!

​Patrick McMullan is the go-to man for documenting celebrity events with the penetrating gaze of his sturdy yet compassionate camera. If Patrick (or at least one of his minions) isn't there, then it's quite possible your event didn't actually happen and in fact you don't really exist. He's b ... More >>

President Rejects Gay Hustler!

Plus Abe Lincoln's logs and more than 15 minutes at Warhol's birthday party.

"Come Back Mickey Rourke!" Cries His Friend

Recession update: Cheapo bashes; home alone with Altoids.

'Madonna's New Single Sucks!" Screeches DJ

Tidbits that will make you rise again

‘What Candidate Are You Wearing?’

Taking the political pulse in the corridors of fashion.

What I Learned at Beige Last Night... Simon Cowell Has a Small Pecker?

Owen Wilson Heals in Public

Advice from grannies and trannies; other topics are glossed over

Self-Service Nightlife

Elvis sightings, ethnic humor, and tomcat cruising, plus a peek at Jodie Foster's panic room

Follow the Bouncer Bald

The trailer's exciting. If that's not your thing, then try Hairspray. It grows on you.

The Golden Years

Chatting with Legally Blonde's Orfeh. Plus: Outtakes from the urban-myth closet.

Is Beyonce the Antichrist?

Craft Fairs and Cuddle Rooms

Christmas is upon us, so enjoy yourselves—but don't go around grabbing people's lips

Us Weekly

Celebs who won't let you take their picture are bad; non-celebs who demand you do are worse.

Nightlife Begins at 90

Meet Zelda, the inspiring and unstoppable nonagenarian club-hopper

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People Are Strange

Irwin Chusid presents a film fest of the musically bizarre

Prom Date

Ultragrrrl hosts her prom dates, The Killers; Voice alumni celebrate

Dance! Dance! Dance! (Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!)

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'Don't You Know Who I Am?'

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