Here's the worst-case scenario: Your father is Michael Lohan. Your mother is Joan Crawford. Your brother is Jermaine Jackson.
Not just vials of it, mind you. That would be too ordinary. It's on a painting done by loony rocker Pete Doherty, who was very close with the singer, unsurprisingly. Click on the catalogue for Doherty's auction, scroll down to the work called "Ladylike," and see if you want to bid $80,000 on the b ... More >>
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